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About a year ago at a local bar I convinced a very drunk women to let me pee in her mouth. I told it would sober her up and she was just far enough gone to believe me. She immediately realized her mistake once I started. Normally this would be a silly one off story, but I have done it four times since then to the same women. I am convinced she just has a latent fetish and only acknowledges it when wasted.

I was walking through the guitars at the 2nd hand store the other day when I stopped to take a piss on a French Horn... I didn't particularly needed to pee, but I went because it was being smug and MOCKING me.

When I got to work the other day I found my boss taking a long hissing piss in my office. Normally this would be something to report to HR, but that's the department where we work. So, I asked if it was alright for me to go use her office to piss. Turns out she was in mine because the District HR Manager was squatting on the desk in her office!

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This story contains destruction in a house using tools and pee. There is also nonchalant peeing, wetting, male/female sex, female/female sex, hetero oral sex, indoor and outdoor naughty peeing, self-pleasure and an orgy to finish off. Enjoy.    I had been on the lookout for a great place to party in the Mediterranean with all my PeeFans friends in the Summer. My financial investments were finally making some returns, and my only wish was to use the money for an unforgettable, hedonistic party with my best friends, where we could do anything that took our fancy, and damn the consequences.    I knew in the warmer climate we would be comfortable enough to pee outside or inside, make love anywhere we liked, go for a swim and pee in the pool, and maybe, if my friends were up for it, even indulge in a little destruction. I knew that it always turned me on, but I wasn’t sure about the others. I figured I would just encourage my guests, and see how far things went. I knew I had the money to cover any damages…heck if the owners got upset afterwards I’d just buy the place off them and use it as my own personal toilet, and break things if I was in the mood, on my own timeline. A delicious thought.    I finally found a place that seemed perfect for our needs. The beautiful Villa Maera 2.    https://maeravillas.com/portfolio_page/villa-maera-k2/   So, in this story I will change the names of my best friends to Greek names, to protect the guilty. My name in the story is “Sirenna” which means enchanter of seamen. 😉 My mission was to enchant my friends into making sure everyone had the time of their lives.    I knew most of my guests were males so I had invited some beautiful Greek ladies to party with us too.    I flew in to the island of Mykonos in Greece and arrived at the accommodation via taxi. I was pleased to see it was at the end of a road and nice and remote, so we wouldn’t have any complaining from neighbours while we partied. I unlocked it and had a walk around. It was spectacular.    First I went upstairs and checked out the master bedroom (up on the 3rd floor!) with its own verandah, containing some day beds. Hmmm, we could have some fun, sexy times in here. It had beautiful Aegean sea views. I went down to the middle level where there was a nice open-plan kitchen, living room, dining room and fireplace. Perfect for entertaining, and having crazy times after some ouzo. Down on the ground level there were 4 bedrooms, all with their own showers, right near the outside pool, spa, bbq and outdoor cinema! They’d thought of everything! I imagined the chilling out and the hot times that would be happening there.    I opened my luggage (I had brought quite a lot of stuff!) and put the drinks in the fridge to cool. I started putting snacks (olives, crackers, tomatoes, cheeses, fruit) on platters that I found in the kitchen, so I could place them around the house and outside for my guests.    I had brought a couple of steel baseball bats and placed them and some small knives around the house.    I heard a knock on the door.    “Sirenna! Am I in the right place?”    It was Eros! I ran to the front door and hugged him tight. I could see his gleaming black rented Lamborghini in the driveway.   “So glad you are here! Come help me in the kitchen.”   Eros took over preparing snacks while I welcomed more guests as they arrived. Bacchus turned up on an electric bike and went to get the outdoor theatre set up. He’d brought some great pee porn on USB.    Bellanca arrived, having taken an Uber. Being the horny little mistress she is, she had managed to seduce the handsome, tanned, buff driver, Christos, in the 15 minute drive from town. She entered the house with his perfect Greek cock in her hand and Eros and I laughed and blew her kisses. She flashed her braless boobs in greeting, and pushed her date onto the couch to continue worshipping his hard tool with her keen mouth. Bellanca always started the party.    A taxi turned up with the Greek girls. They grabbed a drink and headed to various parts of the house and outside to the spa and pool to get to know the guys.    “Oh, Sirenna look, Andreas is here,” said Eros, pointing the cheese knife towards the entrance, where an SUV was parking. He had given a lift to Artemis, Dion, Apollo and Adonis. I ran out to greet them, giving them a kiss, and a squeeze between their legs or on their behinds just for a bit of cheekiness. Adonis grabbed my hand to keep it between his legs as he wet his jeans. I moaned with pleasure, unzipping him as he pissed, so that the remainder of his pee wet my cotton top.    We all headed inside and the guests sat around the dining and lounge area. I set up the drinks and glasses for everyone to help themselves, and Eros put trays of snacks around the house and outside. Andreas set up some music on the sound system and everyone was relaxing and chatting and enjoying the views.    More taxis turned up dropping off more guests. Zeta, Spiros, Indigo, and Hermes turned up. They walked around the house once they’d said hello. Hermes looked forward to getting the sheets wet on those beds. Zeta wanted to relax on the daybed and drink til she wet her jeans. Spiros just wanted to get pissed and be pissed on. Indigo was keen to take some photos of the craziness to enjoy later. He set up his camera on a tripod in the corner of the bedroom.    The party was well underway now. The guests were spreading out around the house and it was close to sunset. Some guests started taking off their clothes to jump into the pool or relax in the spa. The pee porn on the outdoor cinema was being appreciated by a small group of wanking guests. In the house, it was loud with chatting, eating, drinking, and enjoying each other’s company. There was a wide variety of wine, beer and spirits, and I knew that once everyone was drunk enough, things would get pretty wild.    Some guest nonchalantly wet themselves as they stood and chatted. Some had taken off their pants and underwear, and just in a tee shirt were peeing onto the floor whenever they needed. Some aimed their cocks at other guests and they carried on chatting as they pissed over each others bodies. Some decided to pee onto the beautiful white walls, making lovely indoor waterfalls. Everyone felt very free and relaxed.    Bellanca sat on the kitchen counter, playing with her boobs. She spread her legs, knees bent, hands supporting her weight, and pushed her pee so that it arced across the room. Spiros and Apollo approached her to enjoy her fountain and then took turns in licking her clean as she giggled and eventually orgasmed. Christos climbed up on the counter and put his hard cock in her mouth, pumping it keenly.    I was having a great time and getting very drunk. I could see my guests were enjoying themselves too. Most were naked by now. Guys stroked their cocks as they held glasses of beer and chatted. Some peed on the outside walls, some into the pool. There was a group in the spa bath, likely peeing as they kissed and touched each other. Some even peed onto the outdoor screen as they watched the pee porn. It was a balmy, star-filled night.    There were lovely pee puddles forming in many parts of the house, as I walked around to see what was happening. On the kitchen counter, dining table, ornament shelves and inside the cupboards. Everything was dripping in our pee. Some guests were in the master bedroom, getting to know each other intimately. Zeta and Adonis were making out on the veranda daybed. I stood next to them and spread my legs so they could hear my piss splattering loudly on to the floor as they kissed. They moaned with pleasure.    But now I wanted things to get crazy. I grabbed a knife and approached the master bedroom bed. Hermes looked up nervously, grabbing his cock with fear. I smiled at him calmly and sliced the quilt below him, cutting the sheets too, and even a bit of the mattress. Hermes smiled, and pointed his cock at the opening, watching his pee run down into the mattress. Indigo filmed it all on his camera, making sure to get close ups.    I took Spiros by the hand, and showed him the baseball bat. He raised his eyebrows but I told him he was free to do what he wanted. He needed no second invitation. He came in to the master bedroom, swinging the bat into the glass doors, mirror, and light fittings. He even made a hole in the perfect white wall. It made a hell of a noise. When he was done he pointed his cock at all the destruction, walking around and covering all the broken parts with his pee. Zeta came over and got on all fours. He fucked her doggy style, and handed vases to Adonis from the nearby shelf who threw them one by one at the wall. Then Spiros lay down and Zeta pissed on him from head to toe, and Adonis wanked til his cum dripped down onto her boobs.    Down in the kitchen Eros was pissing into the cutlery drawer. When finished he swept some empty champagne glasses onto the floor. I gave Andreas a bat. He was drunker than me. I knew he’d be up for craziness. He swung it at the large flower vase on the coffee table. It didn’t stand a chance. Everyone gasped when they saw it shatter in one go. The walls got some decorative holes, and were soon filled with drunken male pee. The glass kitchen cupboards got some punishing. He threw the bat at the flatscreen TV and it fell off the stand, crashing onto the hard floor.    Bellanca and I grabbed the glasses from around the room, to throw one by one at the panoramic windows. The glasses were shattering and falling, but the windows were still intact. Apollo grabbed a stool, made of a tree trunk, hurling it through the window. That certainly made a hole. Then we threw some little plates into the fireplace. The sound made my clit hard and I could see Bellanca rubbing herself too. We sat on the couch and I squeezed her boob and she gave me a kiss. We fingered each other for a while just for fun. Andreas came to piss over us and the couch.    I could hear that some guests were having sexy times in the downstairs bedrooms so I went in there with my knife. As they made out I sliced the curtains and artworks and sheets. I stabbed the velvet pillows and rubbed them on my clit. I stood on the bed and peed on it as the naked bodies pleasured each other beneath me. Dion came in with a bat and put some holes in the mirrors and windows. Even the porcelain toilet and sink got redecorated. I flung some Greek vases towards the bathroom wall and mirror, filling the bath and floor with broken things. Dion went in and covered the whole room with pee.    Outside there were less things to destroy. We took a few plates out there and threw them across the concrete like frisbees. Everyone enjoyed this game and we competed as to who could throw them the furthest. Some guests enjoyed using the knife to rip up the pool loungers and then lay on them to pee. Some of the guys had fun throwing bottles against the stone walls. Some decided to pee in the bottles, pleasure the girls with the bottle, then throw it at the wall.    By now we’d had our fill of destruction. With our hearts beating fast, and our brains soaked in alcohol we all piled into the pool and spa and just went for it. Kissing, touching, fucking, peeing, wanking, we made our own orgasmic  paradise til the sun came up.    It had all worked out exactly as I had envisioned, and I was so glad all my friends had enjoyed themselves. The morning light revealed the damage of the wrecked mansion. I had some explaining to do with the owners. But the satisfaction was way bigger than any feeling of guilt. And money solved any problem. I looked forward to getting it all repaired so I could hold another pee destruction party in a month or two. There is no sweeter feeling than wrecking some brand new furniture, freshly painted walls and newly installed windows. I buzzed with excitement even as I tried to work out how to deal with my hangover.