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I tend not to post repeat experiences in order to not be boring, but it would appear that if I don't keep posting things people think that I have died or something, so in order to avoid the obvious worry that people have I thought I might just describe my latest trip to the shops. Warning - it was not the most exciting day! As usual in the morning I had a shower, and used the opportunity to pee. In practice I usually stay in bed as long as I can and it is my bladder that decides when it is time for a shower. Since I was going out I could not stay naked all day, but did eat my br

I wonder what impact climate change will have on peeing? I was at a gathering the other day with some parents who tend to be concerned about the environment and climate issues. They are all very well off and posh but also a bit hippy in mentality. We were in the backyard of one of the families lounging on the deck having some Rosé while the kids ran around the yard. A boy of one of the guests ran up to his mom and said “mom, I have to pee.” His mom said, "ok, come" and started to get up to head to the house. The host mother jumped in and said "oh, go pee by a tree, it saves water and there’s a

I already have someone in my life and thus can't pursue anything romantic with this girl. However, I'd love to be the kind of friend that she can be fully comfortable around without it having to mean anything more than just a decent friendship. I'd be lucky if we could do naughty peeing type things without it leading to sex or romance. Though even that is probably going too far.

I realize that I probably fall in the minority, in this forum, but I do not find the use of conventional, Western style toilets to be automatically boring, in pee porn. They can contribute to an illusion of intimacy. She may be peeing in a style which she actually uses, in private. I find that very erotic, especially if it is messy, spraying her legs, the seat or floor, or her clothing, either accidentally or intentionally, while she sits, squats, or stands on, or over the toilet. I feel that I may be witnessing actions that she takes, when she has an expectation of complete privacy, as she mi

I know I'm taking this out of context, but I do feel like shes leaving open some kind of door. Now as the socially awkward, dense and very much taken person that I am, I'm going to elect to ignore it, but I'd be lying if I said that every gentle extended stroke of my shoulders, every explorative finger through my hair and every time we lightly talk about pee, isn't met with slight hard on. Today she asked me to remove my gloves so she could see my hands, which I did. She said, "Oh wow, you umm... you have nice hands and fingers. They look great for *makes a gentle fingering motion*. I cou

I just peed in a chair in my room while my mom was home. I pissed on it twice and it was awesome. I don’t get to do naughty pees anymore but today i went for it and the fact that my mom was home was a huge turn on, i felt like I was going to get caught.

I could have written this in any one of several threads, but it spans several topics so I thought I'd give it a thread of its own. Around a month ago, I was fortunate to have a Spa Day at a high end hotel with my wife. This entailed arriving around 9:30, having a massage at 10:00, then use of the spa facilities for the rest of the day with lunch included. The Spa was amazing with multiple pools, Jacuzzis, heat and cool rooms, sensory showers and so on. After signing in, we were shown to the capacious changing areas and told where to report for our massages. We both got changed i

Wanted to hit the cabinets but stream was struggling to not go down my leg so I stood on the table and used that and then finished on the carpet this morning.

I have thought about this with the drought in the southwest. I have thought they should have public campaigns encouraging backyard peeing. To heck with low flow toilets- just pee outside and save all the water for more important needs.

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I read this in a very refined English accent. I binged The Crown if you've ever seen it on Netflix, and I believe the kings father (the king who just passed this year) said this about his grandson (the heir to the throne kind of, should he not be outlived by his own mother). Yeah she's totally open about her sexploits with me, which as I said is surprising. I want to open up about mine, I really do, but I am not about to be a workplace rumor and I don't exactly trust her with sensitive info just yet. Otherwise i would tell her about the time i made my SO squirt with a bottle all over me a

If men's streams were so predictable, then a lot less clean-up would be required around toilets and urinals. I feel there is a fairly good idea of where my stream will land, but until I start the stream, I cannot be sure. Of course, I quickly make corrections to keep it on the intended target. LOL

It's interesting, I've been giving this a bit of thought - especially after the questions @Eliminature expressed, and thoughts on the consistency of peeing through a penis. First of all pretty much all of my pees for the last couple of days have been hands free, and I've been carefully considering and examining the feeling that results. The sad news is there seems to be very little feeling - right at the tip as my pee emerges I can feel the warmth of the liquid and it feels lovely, but very little other feeling. If I do use my fingertips to direct my stream them I can feel the pressure

This actually reminds me of a conversation I had with a (female) coworker on a similar topic. She was still married, but her marriage was ending. After being married for about ten years, she was kind of "sowing her wild oats," and would occasionally discuss her sexual exploits with me. She had a lover who she called "Mr. X". I later found out that the reason she kept him anonymous is because he was another coworker of ours (who was married!). She and Mr. X enjoyed experimenting. He was trying very hard to get her to squirt (and she wanted to), but it just wouldn't happen. Then she divulg

Hi everyone. I'm gonna try to make this brief, but I'm going to be taking a break. It's not because someone or something is driving me away, but because my life has just taken a dramatic and painful shift that I am unable to control and I don't think I have the energy to dedicate to the forum that I used to. I've really only had the strength to sit on the couch, play video games, and do my school work at the moment, and I need to work on improving. I'm going to miss you guys, but just know peefans has a special place in my heart so I do not plan on giving it up anytime soon. I

Today my co-worker really opened up to me about her sexual side. I didn't actively ask for this information either, she just divulged it. I come across as pretty lax about sexual things because its not a big deal to me. I don't divulge private information about my exploits to people at my workplace because my workplace tends to gossip, but I don't mind hearing about hers because I'm not going to go around talking about it with others (I don't have close friends at the store). Today, we briefly discussed peeing with each other. She jokingly asked me "I bet your stream is like a broken sprinkler

Whilst photographs of my pissing seem to be well received on this website on the whole, sometimes Mr E and I don't always get it right. Last night was one example. We had been at a gig and I had been hoping to get another piss shot for my thread. I made sure to drink plenty of the post-gig water that we had with us and not go to the loo so I could get a decent shot. When we arrived at the secure parking garage where our vehicle is permanently stored, Mr E went first because he was already twitchy. He pissed a long, splashy stream into a corner and then it was my turn. Before I cont

Slight update: I was stretching today and as I stretch, I like to let out little noises here and there. It just feels better that way, idk. She made a comment on how I sound like a girl when I stretch. I said "You should hear me in bed." She laughed silently, but pretty hard and asked if I sound like a girl in bed. I kind of gave a round about answer, but the short answer was "Some people would think that if they heard me". Not too long after, she whispered to me (because there were customers in the area) that she was going to go pee. Now of course I couldn't just let that slide without saying

I had to hear about this second hand at work. I thought, "No way, that woman is immortal. She just can't die" and here I am reading all the news about it. My condolences to the U.K., its truly the end of an era. I personally believe that she outlived the crown itself because what does the crown mean to the people of England now anyways?

I like every part of a guy Dick, balls, butthole... i wanna lick it all 💗

@Paulypeeps, I know what you mean about not wanting to post what is basically routine to you and I am the same in that I pee outside every day, pee in the sink every day and so on, so writing the same thing over and over would become boring and repetitive. However, you have a special place in our hearts because what you do with peeing wherever you are is not at all common amongst others in general and even on this forum. Yes there are people who pee in many of the same naughty places, but as a one off or special event whilst to you it is standard routine. So, I for one would certainly

not new to peefans but today’s the day i finally decided to make an account. i’m a pretty boldly sexual person, and i love holding and then peeing in risky places, particularly late at night. you could say i’m a bit of an exhibitionist. nice to meet you all!

Where's the fun in that! Lol

I wanna get super drunk with my bf, best friend and her bf and have a holding contest and the first one to pee themselves has to give everyone oral, then whoever they're giving oral to gets to pee in their mouth a little (or a lot) and then we just keep drinking water and playing with each other, drunk and full of piss. Also, Spoiler alert I'd piss myself first on purpose so I could swallow everyone's pee, I love drinking my boyfriend's 💦💦

If only it were actually powerful! There's definitely more power when I hold it for a long time, but I've never purposely challenged myself to do that, or had anyone challenge me to hold. There's so many I haven't posted in that thread. I'll have to post my private erome account on there at some point.

I find this quite fascinating. I had never thought about pee drinking til I chatted to people on this site. I personally think it probably is rare, I mean being into pee is fairly rare in and of itself, and only a small percentage of us actually drink the stuff. Many are happy with wetting, marking or simply watching. I personally think it is such a loving and devoted thing to have your partner’s pee in your mouth …. and to swallow it is truly special. I think people immediately equate this kind of thing with sub-dom just because they think of the porn context. But, try stripping awa

With luck, literally as well as metaphorically 🙂

@JDG numerous times I was stuck in a “Stau” and experienced exactly what you are talking about. Shortly after the fall of the Berlin Wall, my family and I were driving on the Autobahn to Berlin when traffic came completely to standstill for hours with a Stau. I remember climbing around the car, trying to amuse myself and standing on the center console looking out the sunroof. Some men and a few women farther our had ventured into the adjacent field to pee. The car in front of us was an east German family in a light blue Trabant. After about 30 minutes the mother opened the passenger door and l

Hey everyone, I felt like writing down a story I thought of today. Please feel free to leave feedback! SPOILER ALERT - SHORT SUMMARY HERE: A college student discovers a new life style where nothing seems impossible [content: peeing in naughty places] ============================================================== It was after a lecture ended, I just can't remeber, which. Honestly, there were more interesting things happening on that day in June. All started when we left the lecture hall. I did not look where I was going and bumped into this girl. She dropped the notebook and pen

So this just happened and was too good not to share. So I’ve been seeing a girl I’ll refer to as M for a little while. Since I had promised myself I would be true to what I like and not hide that I’m turned on by what all of us here are I was honest and told her when she asked. Instead of being disgusted or angry, she was curious about it. The last several times we’ve had alone time together she’s been getting more and more into it. At first I suggested she start by trying intimacy on a full bladder. She thanked me for being right that intimacy on a full bladder feels better for women. And I

This started as a short-form story in the style of @rann's usual brand of troublemaking, then I kinda got carried away. If folks want more of this character, maybe this'll be a thing, who knows? Disclaimer: Story contains public peeing, piss vandalism, and revenge peeing Naomi hobbled down the sidewalk of the busy street, hopping from one leg to the next while trying to keep the pressure she had built up at bay. A garish red car zoomed past Naomi at dangerous speed, bellowing up her thin black and white circle skirt and startling her enough that she immediately started shouting exple

I thought it would be funny if someone learned this information from a post here.

this is the same reason why some women (in some cultures,with ladies room have only squat toilets, with no door, no partition)like to go to bathroom together (squat next to each other and pee)with their same sex friends. this is a way to express intimate friendship by showing each other one's own privacy in a non sexual way. In such culture,if a woman have a lot of friends pee with her,it mean that she is sociable and popular. otherwise,if a woman often go to bathroom alone or squat far away from other women, it mean that she is shy or she does not have so many friends. inside such bathroom,wo

Lovely! And quite the opposite of boring to me 😀 Thanks @Paulypeeps

Have you ever done that any other time?

That is a great idea maybe he does this with one friend. Thanks to @737DK737 for this great story. I am sure, that you will find a good continuation of the story.

You know, I think that might be the first time I've mentioned my parents on this forum. 🤔 They do exist, I just don't tend to discuss them on here.

LSE dropout turned blues musician? Are you talking about Jagger? *fans self* 😉 Though I don't think he was a dropout, actually. No, I'd never say "innit." My dad was quite strict with me with regards to what are known as glottal stops. I was never allowed to drop my Ts, and I never have. Conversely, whenever he and my mum ever visit Mr E and I (we live in different counties), I am forever correcting my dad's strong, Northern dialect way of speaking! For example, the Northern way of dropping the word "the" before a noun. The conversation could go like "Where can I park t'car?" Or "What ti

Part of me would think an encounter like this would be a dream. However, I have to question her thinking showing you a picture of her pee in front of a customer. I would to have that discussion in private though, and I definitely would not remain flaccid, even at age 70. Yes I am 70 absolutely no offense taken, although I don't have a problem with my stream . I did have a procedure done on my prostate to help me empty fully, but I didn't think I had a stream issue. In fact I went to a urologist because of the opposite annoying uncontrollable leaks.

This experience is centered around my husband and mom with me as more of an observer...Enjoy! I promise I will include the part that I was involved in later 🙂 This weekend, my husband, my daughter, and myself got together at my mom's house for lunch. We got there a little early so our daughter could play and I could help set up the kitchen. My husband recently got a new (and much better paying job) that does not require him to work weekends. Now that he is quite comfortable with my mom's nudity and being nude around my mom, he decided to come along 🙂 We were already naked for the

When a woman goes to wipe after peeing and starts all the way at the backside. I understand she may just want to take care of some bum sweat, but I end up being more concerned about her health than my orgasm. Front to back hon, front to back.

I had a beautiful brick-wall-corner piss today. An old vacant bank building and I left a nice size puddle. I didn't have my phone with me for a pic, but I shall "return to the scene of the crime" for another round.

Bless you @steve25805 - There's an incredible number of people who can relate to exactly what you're saying. Myself included at certain times in my life. You're absolutely correct in that the stats of your posts and content generated are phenomenal. In what I'm about to say, I say it with friendship and love. With care for you as a friend. But there is a chance it may come across as wrong - and if it does please message me and we'll try and discuss more in a private chat: My thought is perhaps to try a little experiment. You may already feel you're doing this, you may want

I think mostly if the setting seems too staged, I don't know how to explain it? Like, pissing in an empty room with cold white tile floors is boring compared to doing it outside or a well-lived in space. It also feels less intimate.

Part 4 - An evening meal Feeling comfortable drinking tea with pee pooling around my bottom and trickling on the floor I asked Margaret. "Is there anywhere nice around here to eat?" Margaret answered. "The only really outstanding place I can think of without going too far is 'Big Fish'. It is one of 'Fryer' Todd's restaurants. You might remember him from being the runner up on the Superchef reality show a couple of years ago. You usually have to book a table about three months in advance because it is the place to go for a special meal. He does triple fried chips, the finest battered

She had a reputation in my high school as a closet weirdo due to her habit of peeing in unusual locations in front of the other girls in her clique. She wasn't ostracized for it though. People just accepted it as her being "outrageous." 10 years after graduation she ended up in a group of like 10 to 12 party hoppers banded together for one night with a common goal. After a solid 45 minutes at the first stop, we set out for the next place about a mile away. A few of us had to pee at the halfway point. We were all scanning the area for dark corners when the girl we'll call "Julie" announced "I'm

I'd love to use that one whilst seasoned members of this forum (including you, Alfresco) watch me! For me, the least private urinals I have seen and used are the public ones of Amsterdam. Though to be fair, you can't really see anything.

Hope this is not inappropriate but I have to say your technical descriptions are really turning me on!