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I have a few which spring to mind. I suspect I have already reported them on here but here you are again. I used to go out in Sheffield on a Friday night with the intention of catching women squatting to pee outside. I had sightings most nights but most were pretty well hidden so all I got was a glimpse of stream and maybe bare ass. One night I was walking up a main street and spotted two girls squatting in a shop doorway, both facing the pavement. Right in front of the doorway was the entrance to an underpass. This was too good an opportunity to miss, and the timing was perfect. I walked

"What's that? My lady needs to relieve herself? Well a gentleman would never make her do so alone. Nor would he banish her to a single sex facility. Take my arm, my dear. Allow me to accompany you in a park or alleyway. If you will permit me, I would like to take the liberty to ease my own sluices, too."

A strange one this because I didn't actually see the pee. During the summer I had gone down to the river mid-afternoon one weekday to relax and swim. There's a little beach about ten yards wide that I use, near a couple of trees. When it's quiet I skinny dip there - it's lovely. So I'd had a quick swim and was back on the beach, sitting on a towel and drying off, and I heard a voice on the bank behind me: "Is it OK if we share your beach?" It turned out to be a drop-dead gorgeous 28-year-old woman called Megan and her much less talkative, shy friend Sarah, who were exploring the river

Only once not too long ago. Surprisingly, I panicked for a fraction of a second before thinking "Actually, I don't give a frig."

lol.

OMG 😂🙄

One of our members (you know who you are) mentioned an interest in peeing in water, so this morning when I went for a walk before work, I took the opportunity to pee into a little brook from a concrete overspill. And here is a gif version:

It's very difficult, given our anatomy to pee in the standing position, I find, anyway...although when I'm in a horny frame of mind I can wee in any position!

I have been on the site for a couple of weeks so I should really post in this topic. Basic information: I’m a 57 years old male, married for 30 years and with two grown up children. I live in a village in the Cambridgeshire fens. I studied physics at university and have worked in publishing, PR/marketing and as a telecoms market analyst, most recently in a company I co-owned with a friend. When it all got too much about 18 months ago, I walked away and now work two days a week as an admin person in the public sector, while doing a bit of freelance work as a spreadsheet monkey, market a

What was the best experience you had observing people peeing when they had no idea you could see? When I was a teen I went camping with some friends and family. The outhouses were quite primitive and had a door in the back where you could open up a panel. The rangers I suppose would put chemicals in the pit below to sterilize it. Well, the panel was in the back of the outhouse and allowed you to look up at the user of the toilet whilst they were sitting. When I discovered this you can believe I took the opportunity to examine the anatomy of my female friends and relatives!

Hi. I'm Eduard, from Moscow. I like to watch girls urinate in their clothes. I collect photos and videos. if I'm in the mood, I can wet my swimming trunks or jeans in the shower. I like to talk about this topic. There is a desire to make friends with new people.

@Ms. Tito isn’t going to piss into your shoes unless you ask nicely

Just spoken to my husband. He seems to like the idea. Let's see what happens!

If anything, I have the polar opposite of penis envy. I have proven that I don't need one. I get the best of all worlds, surely. Peeing standing, whilst also being able to experience multiple orgasms and discreet arousal in public. 😉 To answer your earlier question, I have tried that with my husband in pur bathroom, but I was actually sitting and he was aiming between my legs, funnily enough. He was concerned about splashing me. I assured him that I didn't mind. 😊

”Oh what a gentleman *blushes* *takes arm* you may accompany me i permit it for thou art such a romantic”

No. Why would I? I don't need a penis, do I? 🤣

Do you have penis envy eliminature?

Would you mind if I wore a black suit and long black overcoat instead? 😉 Maybe even a top hat! 🎩

I just pissed outside around dinnertime, while to trying to get my dog to come inside. I was home alone.

I have a friend I once sent a note so flattering (but not pornographic) photo to once before we were friends. It was a very intimate photo I meant to send to another friend but sent it to her, and at the time she had only been my boss for like 3 days lol. It was awkward, but she went on to become my best buddy!

My best experience was a parking lot down the street from a small Hookah Bar in Atlanta, GA where the waitresses and female patrons came to piss behind a church bus and van. That was a guaranteed sighting early every Saturday and Sunday morning between 2am and 3am. I was there weekly. Unfortunately good things come to an end because the place closed in January 2019. I had weekly reports on my sightings. You can look back at my post titled, “The Lot”.

😂😂😂 I love the fact there are people on here from all over and love our differences. I just learned last year or the year before on here what a bloke was.

My second wife whom I married when we both were 60, introduced me to the joy of pissing, including down my throat and up her ass. Daily occurrence with me and others.

I would! For novelty, comfort, or just need; IDGAF. I've used men's urinals before, it's nice to not have to sit sometimes. It's a space & resource saver if ya think about it; no need for individual stalls, simply use the wall-mounted plumbing. Bonus is that ladies get to watch me pee if they like..🤩

I know i already asked a simular thing but let's say you are out with a male friend and your bladder is bursting and when you are going to pee he asks if he can watch. ( this is a good friend not just a guy that you barely know) would you say yes or no? And for the ones that would say no if he then replied with " HAHAHA i was just messing with you haha you should have seen the look on your face do you really think i would want to do that?" Would you believe that it was just a joke? And would you tell your other friends about it? Im asking because i really want to ask my best friend if i can wa

Hi and welcome, mate. It's good to see the Cambridgeshire fens represented. I hope you have a good time here and look forward to seeing you around.

Well I will be sure to ask very nicely lol

No you dont You piss standing better then most men lol You might like the experience of whipping it out though...or feeling the pee run through it.. I'd like a chance to piss with a vagina to see how it feels

Lol I'll take that as a no

Oh, my dear lady! You look ravishing! May I have this dance?

This sounds very fin de siècle Paris ... the golden age of gender-swap decadence.

Definitely. I've used them in gents' lavatories and on the streets in European cities. I'd absolutely use them in ladies' lavatories.

Well that sounds like a good way to make friends with your boss hahahaha. Glad you 2 became friends

Ooh I’m really liking where these stories are going. This one is for sure better than the first! Good work

That sounds like the only acceptable place to challenge a woman to a pissing contest. Notice she's peeing and brag that you can pee farther only to see her hold her labia out of the way and pee farther than you.

Tits and maybe dick.

It's difficult to think of a single best experience. One time I was in the city late at night. I noticed a couple of girls walking home together. I guessed they had been dancing. The taller one, in a yellow dress was supporting the shorter (and prettier), in a blue knee-length dress. The curly-haired blonde in the blue dress had a lop-sided hem, so it was shorter on one side than the other, but it was very sexy; lacy, flimsy and short. The blonde was hobbling. She must have bought the dress and shoes new that day, and the shoes were painful. She kicked them off, picked them up,

Wow! That's a hell of a volume!

Didn’t make it ☹️ amazing pressure tho! 1300mls

Not yet! Plan to measure

Depends on how well we know each other.

This is basically exactly what my first experience was and continued "piss relationship" continues to be with my wife. She stood over me in the tub before we got married and were 18 years old. She was embarrassed though and apologized but I was loving her hot piss on my hard horny dick and belly. Now she let's me eat her wet pussy, drink her piss and pees on me too once in awhile. She doesn't let me pee on her. Sometimes I jokingly threaten to do so though.

Another way to play with my foresking while pee. Enjoy. https://www.erome.com/i/YTVG8jK1

Not so much pissing contests as our angle of stream is completely different. We do compare streams, though.

That is so hot! My first experience of having someone else pee on me was a few years ago now. I'd been married to my wife for probably 15 years, and we'd got to the stage of wanting to spice up our physical relationship. I don't really know why but I sugegsted that we try peeing on each other. She was *not* happy with the idea of me peeing on her, but was happy, if uncertain, about giving - as long as it was in a controlled situation. So we agreed that I'd lie in the bath tub and she'd stand over me and let go. And wow! It felt amazing to watch her peeing over me and feel it splashing down eve

About 2am this morning, I returned to, "The Lot". The church van had moved, the church bus appeared to be in the same spot. The vehicles were nose to nose and closer than they were the previous morning. No fresh piss there, the same tissue remains (that i didn't get the morning before). As I drive pass the van and bus I pull up to a car which faced me and observed THREE puddles with two tissues (they were Kleenex, I examined). The two larger puddles with the napkins were on the driver (left) side by each door, and one smaller puddle on the passenger side rear. Those puddles were massive!