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When you see people - usually females - peeing in potentially dangerous or life threatening situations. For example peeing on railway lines or dangling her bottom over a precipice. It's just not right!

Happens to all of us at least once, Bacardi. It's happened to me, more than once - though in my case it was epilepsy that did it! 😉 Try not to be upset by it. Luckily it wasn't in public! I doubt there's a single individual in this website who hasn't had at least one pee accident. ❤

You know, I think that might be the first time I've mentioned my parents on this forum. 🤔 They do exist, I just don't tend to discuss them on here.

LSE dropout turned blues musician? Are you talking about Jagger? *fans self* 😉 Though I don't think he was a dropout, actually. No, I'd never say "innit." My dad was quite strict with me with regards to what are known as glottal stops. I was never allowed to drop my Ts, and I never have. Conversely, whenever he and my mum ever visit Mr E and I (we live in different counties), I am forever correcting my dad's strong, Northern dialect way of speaking! For example, the Northern way of dropping the word "the" before a noun. The conversation could go like "Where can I park t'car?" Or "What ti

Having seen your stream in the Men Peeing section, I can attest that it's more like a powerful, accurately aimed public fountain than a broken sprinkler! 😉 I wish I'd been a fly on the wall when that conversation was taking place - or the customer.

I love peeing into other people's puddles, but I only want to stand.

Oh boy! We'll miss you, darling. Hope the situation improves for you as soon as possible. Look forward to your return. xx 😘

On the subject of male peeing, I've always enjoyed seeing the stream and the way it comes out of the urethra. Predictable? Maybe, but I've always liked to see it. On the few occasions I have pointed Mr E whilst he relieves his bladder, I liked the feel under my fingers of the pressure and heat of the urine flowing through the cock. I like seeing a man wet the surface he is peeing against by moving his cock or hips from side to side, too. Handsfree pees are sexy - it's nice seeing the cock bounce and twitch before the stream shoots out - and I always enjoy it when an adult man is daring enough

I think we need an illustrative image...

Interestingly, many British women use the word "pants" to describe female underwear, just as they would with male underwear. I do get this; it's supposed to be a unisex, catch all term without sexual connotations. However, I just can't bring myself to call women's underwear "pants." It feels too much the opposite way - unsexy and mildly nauseating. I'm fine with the word "knickers," though. I tend to refer to underwear by style rather than dividing it into male/female garments. Boxers, briefs, French cut, g string, bloomies* etc. *bloomers are rarely worn nowadays, but I remember m

Sadly not, Alfresco. We don't have iPhones. Just basic smartphones - quite old ones, too. We tend to keep our technology until it dies. Both to save money and because it's better for the environment. Rest assured, we'll try to get more photos this coming weekend. We did consider it last night, but frankly neither of us felt like standing outside in an electrical storm. 🌩

And Jim Morrison.

"Dou I SOUUNND like Katherine Hepburn, Daaaahling??" 😉 I speak nothing like that in real life, though. I grew up in the North of England but I've lived in various towns/cities the Midlands all my adult life. There's little trace of my Northern accent or dialect now.

If you enjoyed it, then that's great! I'm very glad for you. 🙂👍🏻

Not just on this forum, I have a lot of American friends who I talk to online. British English is obviously what comes naturally to me, but I find when I'm speaking directly to an American friend, I will often use American terms to avoid confusion. It probably sounds jarring coming from me, though! I've been told that you can't help but read my posts in an English accent. 😆 Most British women I have heard talk about it really don't care for the word "panties" to refer to women's underwear. They say it sounds both over sexualised and infantilising; which to adult women, is very off puttin

Whilst photographs of my pissing seem to be well received on this website on the whole, sometimes Mr E and I don't always get it right. Last night was one example. We had been at a gig and I had been hoping to get another piss shot for my thread. I made sure to drink plenty of the post-gig water that we had with us and not go to the loo so I could get a decent shot. When we arrived at the secure parking garage where our vehicle is permanently stored, Mr E went first because he was already twitchy. He pissed a long, splashy stream into a corner and then it was my turn. Before I cont

I will sound very nasty and unpleasant if I share my views on what I think of this, so I will say nothing.

Good to hear that Mrs Kupar is getting better with peeing upright! 👍🏻 Very pleased to hear!

Germphobia didn't exist before the discovery of microbes, but the irrational fear of poisoning was common right into ancient times. Maybe that was the "germphobia" of its time? Fear that there was poison in your food or drink, in your clothing (especially your gloves), in the pages of letters, in the wax of candles and even in playing cards are all recorded. Just how effective poisoned paper or playing cards would be is debatable, of course. However, the phobia was still there.

I'm a woman in my 30s myself. 🤷‍♀️ Perhaps I'm too old for you, in that case. 😄 Thank you, I'm glad you enjoy it. Though I wouldn't call that particular fantasy dirty. I'd love to aim your large, beautiful manhood whilst you relieved your full bladder - maybe write a few Swedish words in the sand. After your bladder was empty and I had gently squeezed and shaken it, I could suck it clean and bring your other fluid out of there. Shoot off into my mouth and I'll swallow it all down. I like to keep the cock inside my mouth until he is no longer hard - just to be sure I haven't lost any of th

For the record, it shouldn't. A condom has to hold forty litres of air before it is sold to the public. Condoms undergo a lot of tests before they meet regulations to go on sale. They get bad press because they come already unrolled and looking enormous, but both Mr E and I prefer female condoms. They're made of polyurethane, so okay for those with latex allergies. The lower area covers the vulva and the outer ring massages the clitoris during sex - which increases the chance of an orgasm during actual intercourse, rather than just during foreplay. They're also the only female controlled

It's a sink, as far as I'm aware.

What I always find interesting about the male lamentation of the penis peeing in a predictable way is that no one seems to have any complaints about predictability with my standing pees. I am a lady with a vagina - not a trans gent - and I pee standing in the male posture and have done for all my adult life. Are my standing pees predictable too? After all, I don't really pee that different from most men, except from doing it from under a skirt rather than sticking a member through flies. Also, @DoeHaze you just need more practice - that's all. And using both hands to part the labia

West Indian men pissing freely sounds veey erotic indeed. That is a very sexy image.

Oh. Not good. Try to stay hydrated if you can. Kidney stones are no fun.