oliver2

“Why have sex, when you can have an orgy?”

I used to think like that. But then I read something erotic that @Sweets wrote, and, by sheer luck, went down on my partner after she has peed but before she’d showered. ... But some don’t. I have one particular ex who always wanted me to shower before she’d suck my cock. I guess it takes all sorts. 🤷‍♀️☹️

I can't remember who said it, but they were talking about swallowing vs spitting cum after sucking cock, and said if you don’t like how it tastes, spitting won’t make it taste any better

He’s in “shower before he’ll go down on you” club, of which the first rule is “shower before he’ll go down on you”?

Aw, fuck. Well that’s got me horny...

It’s only mean if whoever’s in the bath doesn’t like it! 😉

I realised it was a long time since I’d pissed on a wall & left a big wet mark and a puddle, which I have to admit I enjoy, so, here I am, creating one. https://www.erome.com/a/8QbpGnAP

I’ll pee outdoors if I can do it discreetly & conveniently. If I’m bathing, showering or swimming I’ll make no effort to pee in a toilet first & then pee in the shower/water. I pee in the sink or a container occasionally, and often if there’s some circumstance like when I was a student I had a sink in my bedroom which I would pee in most days, or if I’m sleeping somewhere many flights of stairs from the bathroom I’ll have a bottle, bucket or rubbish bin to pee in.

I reckon @Eliminature could do that with one arm tied behind her back, and without spilling a drop

Nearby pee fans with telescopes

The irony of stressing about mostly sterile urine in a kitchen, where the principal biological hazard would be raw meat, in the middle of a pandemic spread by breathing on/near people.

... so is this like, while someone is going down on you, and in the slower moments of gentle kissing and licking you’ll let it go in his mouth & have him swallow your piss as the salty warmth floods over his tongue, or more like standing over him & pissing on his face, and some gets into his mouth? Or...

Obvious ones: bathtub, shower. In your boyfriend’s bathwater. On dirty laundry. In various containers like cups or coffee pots On a hard floor or basement drain

When he turned towards you at the end it looked like he was about to spray you with the last few drops of pee left in his bladder

A degenerate, decadent western “artist”, Comrade! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)