oliver2

Well, now you have peefans as an educational resource! 🙃

I feel the same way. I’d like to think someone doing custom things online from those suggested by the audience might be getting off on it in a slightly subby way (like when nerdy faery pissed in a swimming pool), but I may be deluding myself in general 🙃

That’s not a thing! 😛

I don’t feel like I have a strong preference but 9 times out of 10 I end up pissing on a tree trunk. Something like a fence post to mark is good, too

Well, now it’s not only a specialist field but a field you can squat and piss in!

(Trying to remember chemistry) Bleach & semen are both alkali (or base) so I guess that makes sense Huh. Not a comparison that would have occurred to me, I’m happy to say

"There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers, so I took him by the left leg & threw him down the stairs. And locked his account"

"Stop trying to organise in-person church meetups! This is an online community for discussing theology, not an excuse to meet up and have tea and cake"

I'm afraid I took a shower about an hour ago and pissed while I was doing that 😊

Maybe someone should put their hand between your legs and hold on...

Would it be easier to hold if you were hard? (reaches down)

omg and this was four hours ago…

Meanwhile, at VW office, a designer pulls a suggestion out of the box: ”more easily washable seats”

Yes. More convenient, interesting, liberating than a cubicle

Do 69 after fucking & tick three boxes at once 👅 (I mean there are so many of these it’d be hard not to violate them every time…)