oliver2

I love it when you talk dirty 😊

Not sure how much “artistic” and how much “huge pile of filters and stuff”, but:

The volume’s pretty impressive, too!

What kind of places, if you don’t mind me asking?

Information about clits and dicks and tdicks and whether/when to lick and suck them, and what it feels like to have them, is welcome in my opinion 🥰

Ceiling communist is watching you urinate

Sounds like she loves peeing into the lake. Sounds like a girl not to swim with if you don’t want to get pissed on 😉

Looks like you enjoyed that! No need to aim it anywhere in particular in a lay-by… You look pretty well, uh, equipped, if you don’t mind me saying so. (The internet’s been making us all feel inadequate about everything, irrespective of gender, orientation, colour or creed…)

The chill night air on your naked body, the quiet hiss and spatter of your pee stream falling to the ground? Did you just sneak into your neighbour’s garden and piss there? You’re a good, brave girl, sharing your piss with the world, onto the ground, where it should be.

On the beach at Land’s End, facing west, peeing a long sparkling arc into the waves…

Could’ve gone in the trees, but went under this bridge. It wasn’t sideways irl, obv

Totally normal and nothing to be ashamed of. Myth #1 on

I’m aiming for good-natured humour and apparently missing quite badly! Absolutely no put-downs intended.

Maybe y’all were hearing “I got out of my tent to go to the loo” a bit too literally…?