Jump to content

oliver2

Member
  • Content Count

    2,200
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by oliver2

  1. Well, not sure which if any of these would hit the spot, but … There was that time I was walking through a park with a (now) ex, and I led her by the hand behind bushes so I could whip it out and pee there while she watched (she wasn’t into pee specifically but was happy to see me getting my dick out) Then there’s my most-people-I’ve-been-seen-peeing-by which would be peeing into the sea from the edge of a naturist beach (no flopping out required, it was already flopping out). (I’ve pissed into the sea from the shore, on winters days with fewer people around to enjoy…. uh… object, as
  2. oliver2

    Slits...

    Well, we’ve seen one of the things you’re likely putting in it 🍆❤️
  3. “Always pee on your chiropodist to reduce the risk of HDMI”
  4. Well, I mean, you could let a little bit out first and check, but then you’d have to close the floodgates again if it was too yellow. Or just decide it’s the shower and it’s fine to pee there
  5. “Talk clean to me” ”Don’t spray your cum all over my stomach and my tits, keep your dick inside me and cum there to keep everything tidy and not make a mess” ”Mmmf. Aand…?” ”… and when you’ve cum I’ll go sit on the toilet and piss and your cum will fall into the water and you’ll have cum a huge load in me without a drop getting on the sheets…”
  6. “Now put out the candles!” … “I was thinking blow, but that works too”
  7. Oh no! Jinx! (Do I have to do some sort of forfeit now?)
  8. Beer barrel urinals seem to be popular (I feel like I might have drunk some of the resulting beer, on occasion…? 🙃) (Naturally, with my obsessions, my favourite urinal was the old wall urinal on the pier at Portsmouth which instead of a drain had a… hole, with the salty waters of the English Channel far underneath…)
  9. Man, I’d like to think so
  10. Alternatively: post a pic here and wait for it to collect 🔥 and ❤️
  11. Go find somewhere like that & let it out girl ❤️
  12. … and rapidly from 5/10 to 7/10
  13. Pissing into the Irish Sea in @Bacardi’s general direction
  14. Plot twist: did masturbate, but haven’t pissed yet
  15. Third coffee of the day is warming my heart and filling my bladder. I’m going to have to do something about that at some point …
  16. I am irresistibly reminded of dropping down low to talk to a cat or a child without intimidatingly looming over them For me, it’s generally stand; I’ve squatted on the beach to pee if that was a better way of doing it discreetly with people around. In the middle of the night with the lights off is another good time to sit
  17. OMG the reaction memes to this whole concept 😂
  18. So I was talking to someone here (you know who you are 😉) about the delights of peeing against a wall & having the result pool on the ground, and uploaded something to erome and, bugger me, it had collected 40-50 views just like that, immediately. Makes me wonder who’s watching me and ends up with warm cunt juice or semen all over themselves 😈. Now, if only I was confident a neighbour was watching me with similar intent when I have a discreet piss in the bush behind the car before driving off somewhere…
  19. This is a bit of a running gag amongst my beach friends - you get these pockets of warm water near the beach, most likely from the interaction of sun and currents. Or because a bunch of people just pissed there… Other giveaways could include: - a knowing look - a sigh of utter bliss - spreading their legs instinctively
×
×
  • Create New...