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  1. A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing... She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request. She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.” Once again, he thanked her. He finished his round, went into the club h
    7 points
  2. Hey! I’m new here! I’m 19 and from the US. I adore being used like a slut and getting degraded. I especially love piss marking, cnc, misogyny, free use, and drinking piss! Can’t wait to chat more 💛
    6 points
  3. So ive been on here for a while and dabbled with holding, leaking and peeing in all sorts of places. Today i discovered that id be coming home to an empty house which is rare. Well from mid afternoon the build up of coffees during the day were making themselves known. So i decided id hold it til i got home and just have some full bladder me time, it always makes me feel horny when im full. Anyway day over heading home with very full bladder and feeling good. I pulled up at home and backed work van into its home and then started to remove dirty overalls and boots as i leave them in th
    5 points
  4. Growing up in northern England (hopefully others will relate to this) there was an older generation who were very traditional about their food. None of this foreign stuff, and a very common expression describing their meal choice fits well... I agree with them: I very much enjoy "meat and two vag"
    4 points
  5. Currently sitting in my office chair browsing around here, I’ve got a vibrator going softly in my underwear and I’m releasing small amounts of pee into my underwear every once in a while. It feels really nice
    3 points
  6. Sorry for not responding sooner, I had a mini freak-out realizing what I was doing. I mean technically I just admitted to things that'd get me in trouble. However, after a day or 2 it registered, no one knows who, where, or if you want to get existential, even when I am. So, I'll share the story of the slumber party, not sure how long it'll be though. The whole thing is so simple in my mind. Many years ago, a bunch of us were invited to a birthday party for my friend at the time. We had the event at an arcade restaurant and rented the place until after closing since they allowed for that.
    3 points
  7. I want to share with you an amazing experience I had this summer at a festival. I was lucky enough to see this hot girl in her early 20s pee, three times. I had never met her before the weekend that the festival was, so it was not like a had known her for a long time. It all happened at the campground. The first time she needed to take a piss we were probably about 6 people sitting next to a camping trailer drinking beer and enjoying the sun. All of a sudden she announced "I need to pee", then she got up from the chair and went to the other side of the camping trailer. Sadly I could
    2 points
  8. I've been lucky enough over the years to gradually introduce a few of my significant others to my fetish. Some accepted and welcomed it. Some accepted it but didn't want to try it and a few held it over my head like I was mentally ill. I have a few good stories from over the years though, so here goes. My first relationship lasted approximately 6 years, though we remained casual for about another year after. She took my virginity, and she was 25 while I was 19. She dyed her hair a few times but was naturally dirty blonde, 5'2, wide hips, D cups, thick tan thighs, an excellent butt
    2 points
  9. Directing the stream onto his chest.
    2 points
  10. Dear Wet Carpet, I hope your readers have heard of our forthcoming 'Three Thirty Free Pee' campaign, and I hope everyone is going to join in. No matter where you are, what you're doing - we need your support. Every single one of us has one thing in common. We all have to pee. It's a basic human right that we all have to pee. And yet, so often we are denied that right. You may have read in the news of Anne Wafula-Strike, the Paralympian who has competed for her country at the highest level and yet was left without an accessible toilet on a long train journey and forced to wet
    2 points
  11. “Down ‘pit” - penetrative sex ”Trouble up at’ mill” - vibrator battery is flat
    2 points
  12. New York, of course! The city.
    2 points
  13. I have seen this happen. I was swimming at an Australian beach, along with about a hundred other people, when it started to rain. Almost everyone except me got out of the water and left the beach. Maybe they thought rain attracts sharks?
    2 points
  14. In the UK, there is no national law prohibiting public urination. However, you could potentially be prosecuted for "Outraging public decency", "Criminal Damage", "Exposure" or even being "Drunk and disorderly" depending on the circumstances. Having said that, some towns have local bylaws which prohibit public urination and unfortunately these are becoming more common. If caught peeing in public in a place with a relevant bylaw, the likely penalty is a fine and possibly being presented with a bucket and mop to clean up (yes that does happen - to try and embarrass the person). If yo
    2 points
  15. I'm a Vagitarian too, no doubt, still that "pun" didn't really strike me, perhaps because I'm convinced pussies are quite edible...
    1 point
  16. “Would you like cream with that?”
    1 point
  17. I'm getting off topic very slightly I guess, but 'if' you knew it was likely to be brought up in interview or as a consequence of a reference... "So tell us why you left your previous job?", it'd be fairly easy to prepare a reasonably plausible and believable scenario to explain away the pissing. A toxic workplace with bullying, denial of the basic right to use the bathroom, the single staff only bathroom in the whole building being out of order / in use, bad management and workload... and what are the options: leave the workplace mid-shift for an extended period, have a very obvious
    1 point
  18. I NEED to know more about this and about this piss wall!!! That’s so fucking hot!!!
    1 point
  19. I love walking in autumn lately not sure if it cos less people out and about or it being wet and it wash the Evidence away. But love the sound when pee hits the leaves, and you can see the steam coming off it when it cold enough. Went out again to an new territory and wanted to explore to see if there any good spots to unleashed my golden water. Unfortunately it not an ideal place since it seems to be really popular with joggers, walkers, dog, horse riders and cyclists. And not many hidden places where I can just dip behind to. Although I do see alot of tissues at the car park 😏.
    1 point
  20. Big shame that she lost her job over it, but she enjoyed herself first. I just hope that any references don’t ruin her chances in future. If she applied to me for a job and I had a reference which said she was sacked for inappropriate behaviour, I would ask what that behaviour was - as different people consider different things inappropriate. If she admitted what she had done then I would hire her straight away and tell her that I didn’t see that as inappropriate and she would be welcome to do that on my job.
    1 point
  21. Without going into too much detail and writing a novel (though I love to do so and to read them! Just don’t have the time at the moment), I’ll list mine: 1. Vacant apartment units in my old complex with the door unlocked and sometimes open 2. All over my old apartment complex’s - just out in the hallway on my floor (with the possibility of up to 40-50 ppl seeing me at any point), in the stairwell, hallways on other floors, the laundry room, etc. 3. Parking lots all the time 4. Hotel/motel rooms where the cleaners came in immediately afterwards 😬 5. My school library
    1 point
  22. Is there something they're not telling us about Indian food?
    1 point
  23. Note: I'm dropping the time stamps on the chapter heads Chapter 4: Dinner Okay, she was laughing, it was a joke, she didn't actually think i was jerking off. I, like, know that, on some level. She didn't catch on to that. I don't finish myself though, I just down that beer and get out. I stare in the mirror as I dried myself, my teeth are chattering again, gotta take a few breaths to calm my nerves. I look at the toilet, she told me she didn't flush but she also dinner close the lid. A beautiful warm yellow with a crumpled messy swab of tp in the middle. For a second, like a fl
    1 point
  24. I am not super bold unfortunately. I physically cannot piss in public if I feel like I’m being watched. I’ve been caught a few times when drunk pissing between cars and in bushes. Even yelled at once. Turned me on a little afterwards, but was mortifying in the moment. I’ve pissed with friends and boyfriends, but we always turned away from each other.
    1 point
  25. I'm glad to know that people are enjoying these pictures -- I know the site is mostly straight, so I was a bit concerned that it might not go over well.
    1 point
  26. Great post ,mine is almost the same .and it's all true , My Gurl friend was a trans woman , my lover of six years I'm a guy we lived as man and wife We did watch some videos on X Videos about trans women , it turned her on and she was always comparing her self to the other girls . She was Intersexed, more female than male , once she asked me if I had ever peed in a woman , trans or GG I told her no. She asked if I could do that to her , So we got in the shower , and with cock oild I entered her ,the 4 large glasses of water was about to work. She was quivering and bent
    1 point
  27. An update. I have so much shit going down in life, on the work front, on the home front, on the psychological front, on the financial front, and on the medical front, most of which I choose not to discuss. But I have felt the need to withdraw into myself and focus upon the friendships and relationships that really matter, the people close to me in real life. What I am about to say has far more to do with my own psyche and the state I find myself in than it does with anything or anyone here. But although I recognise that there are many good people here and have enjoyed my time on this for
    1 point
  28. This is soooo hot, it sounds like it felt really good too! Recently as we were about to get into the shower, I asked my (trans) girlfriend if she could do her morning pee inside of me instead of on me like she often does. She happily agreed and bent me over against the shower wall. She got herself hard enough to slide into my pussy, gave a few good thrusts, and then held herself still inside me. I couldn’t feel anything but she was making some small sounds and whimpering a little. I figured it might be difficult for her to pee with her dick enclosed in a tight space like that. I as
    1 point
  29. Well, it’s just been sex, she’s on top so she can piss on me, then regular intercourse in various positions, no anal. She says she likes the piss-play but what do I know? I hope she’s being honest to herself and me. The only thing I can think about causing the UTI is that we almost every time have piss-play after the gym being all sweaty. Maybe we should take a shower before the piss-play next time..
    1 point
  30. I’ve marked my territory at my ex’s apartment. I had a key and would sometimes get there before her. I’d go in her walk in closet, move a section of clothes on the bottom rack to the side, pull out and relieve myself. I’d have to piss too so no leak stream or little dribbles, I mean straight up piss. Then she’d come home and I’d be in the mood. Was always in the mood for her but that put it over the top. She wouldn’t piss on my carpet though like I asked her. She would only piss on hard floors.
    1 point
  31. I have noticed the same. I spent some time in the Czech Republic for work a couple of months ago and on the way to my hotel I noticed puddles in the car park of a bar with a tissue in the middle. I was only there for a week but I noticed that it's very common widely, rather than just specific areas. If I actually sit down and finish some of my recent experiences (and I'm almost finished with fiction ones), I will have to include the story of my own urination contribution to the city of Prague...
    1 point
  32. I have quite a strong stream. I like to squat low and my stream reaches a good distance in front of me forming a puddle in front rather than beneath me.
    1 point
  33. Sorry if this isn’t well written or particuarly interesting. I just wanted to share the incredible pee I had. It started as a mostly normal day. I woke up at about 10am, a little later than usual after going to bed late welcoming in the new year. I knew what I was going to do that day but nothing really changed. I started by having a shower, letting the hot water wash over me before letting go my morning pee, smiling to myself as I began to feel the relief. It seemed to go on forever, I went to bed with a full bladder but I never expected to pee so much. After my shower I got dressed, wea
    1 point
  34. So as I go into bathrooms I constantly see piss on the seats and of corse floors,now tonight in a crowded bathroom the one i went into there was piss all over the seat and some dribble on the floor i was going to put mine on ... buttttt into got this idea the drove me wild. I sat on the seat so I had the one who left it on me. I sat there ands listed to others and I masturbated. Than got up and pissed all over the seat and floor.
    1 point
  35. There is a washroom with 4 stalls where I work which is not too far from my desk. I have noticed yesterday, a staff from the maintenance department hangs around the women's door a lot which a co-worker pointed out to me yesterday. So this morning, she went to the washroom and noticed he was hanging around and I decided to look threw the window shutter. When she came back, I told her that he did lean in towards the door to listen and then she said something about he might have a poop or pee fetish and started laughing at him. So I told her, we can make fun with it but don't make laugh at him be
    1 point
  36. I have been craving piss streams to the face lately. My gf and I did some making up after a short break up right before new years which lasted through new years. Anyway, we were laying on the bed and she mentioned she had to pee. I told her I wanted her to piss in my face. I laid on the floor next to the bed while she squatted over me, facing away from me. As I looked up at her nice, round, chocolate ass, she began the warm, steady flow. The piss was all over my face, in my eyes, I rinsed my hair in the piss. I even took and swallowed three mouthfuls. I always joke with her, telling her she pi
    1 point
  37. This is a true story from yesterday and this is the situation... i am sure most of you has read up about a month ago, me licking the toilet seat that my sister in-law peed on. She knows i am into golden showers because my girlfriend told her and her sister does seem to tease me about it. That being said, she bought a small condo which is getting build and she refused to pay their painters, she asked me if i can help paint the ceilings and some rooms before a certain date because the contractors are waiting so that they can install the sinks, toilet and bathtub. There are caps on the toile
    1 point
  38. My sister in-law's parents are gone for a week on a trip and asked her to take care of the house. Last saturday, my gf said that we are going early because she is making a spaghetti sauce together. Skipping over this, after supper, she wanted to use her parent's outdoor spa. I went in first, wearing my boxers since i did not have my bathing suit. Both of them come in but with nothing on, now i don't know about you guys, but the discomfort level went up for me because it is something i am not use to in front of my girlfriend. During our time, it was nice and relaxing, which i am trying to not t
    1 point
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