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hentaixt

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About hentaixt

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    Forum Legend
  • Birthday 05/25/1978

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  • Gender
    So Straight I'd be a Lesbian if I weren't female.
  • Occupation
    Bit too nosey.
  • Age
    Dead.
  • Location
    Earth.
  • About Me
    Null... except I'm going to say I write some stories for here.

Pee Profile

  • Favourite Thing About Pee
    Naughty peeing (Pee on everything), Lesbian peeing, Girls drinking Guys (full swallow no spill), Girls drinking Girls, Group peeing (Mostly Girls, some Guys present), Hentai and Anime peeing.
  • Hottest Pee Experience
    Rather not share... still pretty novice.

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  1. "Caught me mum taking a gash on the carpet the other morn." "Yeah, how was it?" "She told me to slag off and give her some peace. Then she threw her knickers at me." "Remind me why you still live at home?" "Because a bloody flat cost more than I make!"
  2. "I swear, sometimes I think I am the only person that doesn't pee in the shower. What is wrong with people??" "Oh! I don't pee in the shower either." "Finally, a rational person." "Right? I just go on the floor before I get in." *facepalm* (ALT) "EXACTLY! What is so hard about going before-hand?!?"
  3. "So glad they wrapped up the meeting when they did. Any longer and I was going to climb up and pee on the conference table." "You probably should've, it would have made it a lot more tolerable to be there." (ALT) "What was stopping you? The other three girls already had, no one was going to say anything after that."
  4. "Mom where is my 'Piss Chug'? We're going to a movie and you know I can't sit for two hours without it." "It's in the dishwasher baby, but it's clean, so you can take it with you." "Thanks, Still trying to get used to the two gallon bladder I inherited from you. I mean, you are on the toilet right now and it has been a half hour right??"
  5. As a nun I pee in the church regularly. I probably need to stop blessing it for the baptismal and serving it with communion. Though, the girl's choir likes to use it before practice. So maybe it is alright.
  6. About a year ago at a local bar I convinced a very drunk women to let me pee in her mouth. I told it would sober her up and she was just far enough gone to believe me. She immediately realized her mistake once I started. Normally this would be a silly one off story, but I have done it four times since then to the same women. I am convinced she just has a latent fetish and only acknowledges it when wasted.
  7. I was walking through the guitars at the 2nd hand store the other day when I stopped to take a piss on a French Horn... I didn't particularly needed to pee, but I went because it was being smug and MOCKING me.
  8. When I got to work the other day I found my boss taking a long hissing piss in my office. Normally this would be something to report to HR, but that's the department where we work. So, I asked if it was alright for me to go use her office to piss. Turns out she was in mine because the District HR Manager was squatting on the desk in her office!
  9. How long will this pee puddle take to dry, it's been here like six months now. Yeah, it MIGHT have a chance to go away if one of us was not refreshing the supply every four hours.
  10. "Waitress?" "Yes, sir?" "My service here has been terrible. Bring me your manager." "I'm so sorry, they'll be right over." "Hello, you had an issue, how may I assist you?" "Look at my date, she has been shuffling in her seat for 20 minutes now, on full display. Not a SINGLE person has come to get her relieved." "I' very sorry sir, we are a little understaffed this shift. I would be happy to be your personal attendant for the rest of your stay. Ma'am, I will gladly drink your urine." "That's better, we come to this specific restaurant regularly because of how well we're treated
  11. My sister and I like to have a good pee fight when we can. I have a strong jet and she has a wide spray, so I can aim and she has to "carpet bomb" me. It's really a blast (pun intended), I think we just need to stop doing them at the self checkout queue at the store. The employees always get mad, I am PRETTY SURE it is just because they can't join us.
  12. "Babe? Are you awake yet?" {muffled grumbling from another room} "You know I can't leave for work without you pissing in the coffee pot." {moves from kitchen to bedroom} "Baby? Fine, I'll just piss on you until you get up." {proceeds to lift skirt and pee across her naked breast} "Maybe this'll wake you." {directs stream into her open mouth until she has no more} "Fine, but you owe me big when I get off tonight. My day's already off to a bad start." {slams door as she leaves}
  13. Going to the zoo... Going to the zoo... Peeing in the animal pens is what I'm going to do! Koala, Hippo, and Penguin Too... Every creature is yellow when I go through!
  14. I am glad these climate activates did not read the contacts they signed. I can still rest easy knowing they are helping reduce the amount of water used when flushing the toilet. I guarantee they did not get to the part saying they would drink our piss as a way to limit trips to the bathroom though. Oh look, here comes the woman in charge of the movement now. Perfect time for her to move into her new service position under my desk.
  15. "Excuse me, SIR! Why are you actively urinating in my dog cart?" "Because your DOG is currently pissing on my SHOE!"
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