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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing... She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request. She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.” Once again, he thanked her. He finished his round, went into the club h

Hey! I’m new here! I’m 19 and from the US. I adore being used like a slut and getting degraded. I especially love piss marking, cnc, misogyny, free use, and drinking piss! Can’t wait to chat more 💛

So ive been on here for a while and dabbled with holding, leaking and peeing in all sorts of places. Today i discovered that id be coming home to an empty house which is rare. Well from mid afternoon the build up of coffees during the day were making themselves known. So i decided id hold it til i got home and just have some full bladder me time, it always makes me feel horny when im full. Anyway day over heading home with very full bladder and feeling good. I pulled up at home and backed work van into its home and then started to remove dirty overalls and boots as i leave them in th

Growing up in northern England (hopefully others will relate to this) there was an older generation who were very traditional about their food. None of this foreign stuff, and a very common expression describing their meal choice fits well... I agree with them: I very much enjoy "meat and two vag"

Currently sitting in my office chair browsing around here, I’ve got a vibrator going softly in my underwear and I’m releasing small amounts of pee into my underwear every once in a while. It feels really nice

Sorry for not responding sooner, I had a mini freak-out realizing what I was doing. I mean technically I just admitted to things that'd get me in trouble. However, after a day or 2 it registered, no one knows who, where, or if you want to get existential, even when I am. So, I'll share the story of the slumber party, not sure how long it'll be though. The whole thing is so simple in my mind. Many years ago, a bunch of us were invited to a birthday party for my friend at the time. We had the event at an arcade restaurant and rented the place until after closing since they allowed for that.

I want to share with you an amazing experience I had this summer at a festival. I was lucky enough to see this hot girl in her early 20s pee, three times. I had never met her before the weekend that the festival was, so it was not like a had known her for a long time. It all happened at the campground. The first time she needed to take a piss we were probably about 6 people sitting next to a camping trailer drinking beer and enjoying the sun. All of a sudden she announced "I need to pee", then she got up from the chair and went to the other side of the camping trailer. Sadly I could

I've been lucky enough over the years to gradually introduce a few of my significant others to my fetish. Some accepted and welcomed it. Some accepted it but didn't want to try it and a few held it over my head like I was mentally ill. I have a few good stories from over the years though, so here goes. My first relationship lasted approximately 6 years, though we remained casual for about another year after. She took my virginity, and she was 25 while I was 19. She dyed her hair a few times but was naturally dirty blonde, 5'2, wide hips, D cups, thick tan thighs, an excellent butt

Directing the stream onto his chest.

Dear Wet Carpet, I hope your readers have heard of our forthcoming 'Three Thirty Free Pee' campaign, and I hope everyone is going to join in. No matter where you are, what you're doing - we need your support. Every single one of us has one thing in common. We all have to pee. It's a basic human right that we all have to pee. And yet, so often we are denied that right. You may have read in the news of Anne Wafula-Strike, the Paralympian who has competed for her country at the highest level and yet was left without an accessible toilet on a long train journey and forced to wet

“Down ‘pit” - penetrative sex ”Trouble up at’ mill” - vibrator battery is flat

New York, of course! The city.

I have seen this happen. I was swimming at an Australian beach, along with about a hundred other people, when it started to rain. Almost everyone except me got out of the water and left the beach. Maybe they thought rain attracts sharks?

Nice stream.

In the UK, there is no national law prohibiting public urination. However, you could potentially be prosecuted for "Outraging public decency", "Criminal Damage", "Exposure" or even being "Drunk and disorderly" depending on the circumstances. Having said that, some towns have local bylaws which prohibit public urination and unfortunately these are becoming more common. If caught peeing in public in a place with a relevant bylaw, the likely penalty is a fine and possibly being presented with a bucket and mop to clean up (yes that does happen - to try and embarrass the person). If yo

Pissing near the lake.

Its interesting how the function of urinating can even tie into humans complex emotion system. We use it to indicate great disgust, or to provoke a reaction in someone (usually negative) we use urine to express ourselves. Has anyone ever had the urge to or urinated on something of someone or even on someone to get revenge? What did you target? Did you do it in front of them? Maybe on an ex wife's things? Was it a good feeling or just a convenient opportunity?

That's me... Who does that I mean. At least twice if not three times I'll be taking a piss at the urinals at work, or maybe in a public toilet somewhere. Or outdoors of course. If I'm at home I'll sometimes open belt and top button too, but often not and never at a urinal. Generally I'll be wearing jeans and my current few pairs have button flys, or I'll be wearing suit trousers with a zip. Now bear in mind that ladies jeans have a fly just long enough to let the waist slip over your hips, but guys trousers have a longer fly. So yes, to give you a mental picture @Liketowatc

The public place I pee was in Las Vegas strip alleyway in new years celebration since the gas station restroom I was next to was closed

Vag or not-vag, I certainly miss that kind of food, which I simply adore!

Speaking of flies, I can't be the only one where who does the "push the front of pants down a bit" technique when peeing instead of fumbling with the fly? Always have done it that way honestly.

On the subject of flies: who designs the flies in underwear? Because since my body started changing and certain parts started to grow to adult proportion, I’ve found that no underwear has a properly accessible fly. I stopped wearing boxers entirely because the hole tends to just… be open so that my junk can venture out out into the wilds of my pants whenever it pleases, which seems to be “whatever time would be the least opportune.” but I can’t even make use of the fly in briefs or boxer briefs because the elastic is constricting on the sides. I’m basically forced to flop out over the

Hello I am 23 yr old woman from Ohio. Been into watersports since a preteen in every context. My memory is fuzzy on how I got into it but I love watching men and women perferably men. Only had one real life pee play experience with a ex partner. I made sure he drank a lot of water and soda to get him extremely desperate and hard. It’s sexier since he was circumcised so I would lick on his peehole and stroke it while he pisses little by little on my command. It turns me on hearing the heavy breathing of desperation and hissing sound. I had a little fun with it too and squeezed the tip a little

Outdoor jeans pisser with a nice tan.

Well you'll get no criticism from me @Peejoy, quite the opposite in fact! I love the way you got into a hot-tub full of people, knowing your bladder was full after a long road trip, and deliberately contaminated the water by releasing your piss into it, Naughty and sexy!!

@nygirl you are lucky to be in a great environment for peeing in college. I fondly remember peeing in college. Like you describe many of the dorms had sinks but no toilets. That lead to lots of people male and female peeing in those sinks. Everyone knew and acknowledged it. I have to wonder if the person that designed dorm rooms with only sinks was a perv like us? Or perhaps because the dorms were old they were empowering students to have sex with some privacy in a time before that was more widely accepted. Multiple times after hooking up I would get up and pee/clean up in a girls s

Watering the plants through a nice foreskin.

Two relevant stories to share: 1.) My wife is a daily shower peer. It's part of her normal routine. One time I asked her where/when the habit began for her. She said "I guess I don't know exactly, but probably in college. The toilets were all the way on the other side of the bathroom. I think I just got up, and went to get in the shower line rather than making a separate stop for the toilet and losing my place in the shower line. I think this is what most people probably did." 2.) When I was in college, in my second year I shared an on-campus apartment with three male roommates. I do

Me pissing into a beer glass

Filling a glass.

I had a job that required me to wear a skirt and when I took the trash out at the end of my shift sometimes I'd pee there near the dumpster. That place was so dirty and gross it didn't really register that it would be bad to pee there lol. People dumped all kinds of stuff there. Clothes, mattresses, old food, tvs. No one cared about anything so every so often I peed on whatever was piled up there.

My front porch ,, LOLOLOL it's 100 years old and has a full wrap around porch with black screening , from the street no one can see in ,even in day light , trees and tall bushes hide it to , so in warm weather I'm always on the porch naked ,,and we would just let it go , My GF could always out distance me , amd naturally I,had to go down on her , all wet and juicy its a tough job , but some one has to do it

Hey everyone. Thought I’d take a moment and introduce myself. I’m Sean from Los Angeles and I am very interested in pee kink. I especially love women peeing in naughty places and on other men. I think my favorite aspect of this kink would be women peeing on unwitting or unwilling subjects. Excited to enjoy all of this content.

Sounds like you had an amazing Sunday hehehhe. Love it

Urinna hunts-3 "Kneel, my pet. You are ready," Vinna commanded. She knew it was done, that the blonde had given herself over fully. Anita just needed to drink of her liquid gold and her corruption would be complete. Anita knelt submissively, and began to eat her mistress's pussy without needing to be instructed. After allowing a number of slow, longing licks of her cunt, the vampiress pulled Anita's hair back. "Drink me," she breathed before a strong stream of piss squirted from her aroused pussy. Anita gulped the gushing urine down as quickly as she could. She

"Who's that?" Noleta asked. "It's my boyfriend," Lena said, suddenly nervous. "Well answer it then, can't keep your fella waiting!" She picked it up while the pair quietly laughed. "How's the initiation babe? You said you'd text when it got started but I've not had anything, just checking up." "Oh sorry, it's going great thanks! We've just been playing a few drinking games, I really think this team will be great for me!" She hung up and joined the others in laughter. "I just realised," Paula broke their giggles. "You've not given us a drink yet. Sit up ther

Well last time I didn’t ask. I was a little drunk so I had a good excuse if I got caught. I woke up early and really had to piss. So I took my clothes and walked out of the bedroom naked and just started pissing on the floor in her living room. I’ve heard from them and fucked again but they don’t mention it somehow. Would you mind that?

As some of you may know, my new years resolution is to have a wee somewhere other than the toilet at least once a week, and so far I’ve been keeping up with it. It’s actually really interesting to think in a completely different way, suddenly you get lots of ideas and everything is a toilet if you want it enough. So I’ve been peeing outdoors, in the bathtub, sinks and more. I want to share one that I enjoyed in particular... So one of my all time favourite things I’ve done, and a story on here, is peeing on the kitchen floor while being recorded by a camera, and since I enjoyed it so much