Takashi96

There's no way a house that expensive won't have security cameras everywhere. Maybe she was too drunk to care.

This answer makes me wish there was an emoji for profoundly agree. When I was a much younger man, my brain was practically powerless against the tyranny of my raging libido. And the unfortunate effect was way too many perfectly good conversations derailed by my thinly veiled obsession with urination.

I don't know if you ever wear skirts or dresses, but doing so can open up a whole new world of sneaky public pissing opportunities. A friend of mine used to love pissing in public when she wore skirts or dresses because of how much she could get away with. On more than one occasion I watched her very stealthily piss into a planter in the middle of a busy sidewalk. So, public planters are one idea. She also pissed very obviously into a fake plant in the hallway of an office building. But in that situation there was no one else around.

Yep, I'm pretty much ruined for every other form of porn too.

When the camera man is such a loud mouth breather that you can barely hear the pissing.

You're gonna make me cry too. I don't get nearly enough wholesomeness out of this fetish. I don't even know you two in real life, and this post fills me with warmth.

This was really upsetting to read. I hope you're alright. And that you don't let the negative experience steal your enjoyment of peeing there in the future.

You make a compelling case. However, the problem with peeing out of a penis while wearing a skirt is that we have to lift it out of the way. On the other hand, I've witnessed some of my female friends pee completely hands free while wearing skirts.

Welcome to the site. I love your username!

My friend's young son had this issue with flushing. And for the same reason. Her son's psychologist explained that it was quite common. That was the first time I'd ever heard of it.

I wish. A recent combination of injuries and health issues has left me with symptoms similar to a woman who has had multiple children. At least according to my urologist. I miss the powerful carefree pissing of my youth.

Well, that's not as bad I suppose. But not something you should do in the future. Also, please don't take my response as a lecture, that was not my intention. How uncomfortable was it when you finally peed? When I'm in that situation it sometimes feels like I have a plug up my urethra (and not in a consensual way). Peeing should be relieving or fun. Not uncomfortable and stressful.

Welcome aboard, Fanny!

When you were a kid, did you ever know any degenerate kids (maybe within your own family even) who would just make up dirty stories and claim they were true? In my case it was the two older boys who lived down the street. When they were around 8 and 9, and I was about 6, they told me they had a family friend with "a weiner that goes down to his feet." And when he peed, it took so long to empty his bladder that he would sit outside the bathroom and read a book while his member dangled into the toilet. If he was in public, he had no choice but to drop into the bottom of the bowl like an anc

Plus your peehole isn't so high up and out in front. Men wore skirts for centuries, but I doubt we could pee hands free without soaking the front of them. Our discrete peeing advantage comes when we wear pants.

Do they just start peeing in front of you or ask if you'd like to watch? Or is it more of a practical thing where they ask you to guard them?

Peeing in an inappropriate place for convenience is pretty common for guys. I think every male on here has probably peed in a cup at some point or another. I live in an old house with one bathroom and have assorted health issues that keep me peeing frequently. Therefore, I keep an old restaurant style water pitcher (rendered useless for its original purpose due to a dishwasher warped spout) in my bedroom. Rarely a day passes that I don't pee in it. It's extremely convenient.

Welcome, Neo! Please enjoy yourself.

I used to live near a house occupied by young adults who frequently had huge parties. The house had two bathrooms. The toilet upstairs was always broken and the landlord was awful about coming out to fix it. But you had to go through two bedrooms to get to the downstairs bathroom. After one too many guests violated the bedrooms, the two guys who shared them put a lock on the door. After that, one of the two would take turns with the key, escorting small groups of girls to the bathroom. The guys were told to piss outside. And eventually, most of the girls gave up waiting for the key master and

I've matured and now drink considerably less. And so it seems my drunken whizzing anywhere and everywhere days are long behind me. Once more, my numerous health issues have left my once powerful stream a shadow of its former self.

Same here. My unconscious body won't allow it. The funny thing is, when I pee in my dreams I can never finish. I'm constantly interrupted, then have to stop mid-stream, find another place, and start over. This happens over and over until I finally wake up and relieve myself in this reality.

Damn, that was a harrowing journey! Having been in similar situations myself, I could absolutely feel your relief (both physically and emotionally) at the end. I'm so glad you made it.

I love how ya'll worded that question! Impolite? Being of Texan ancestry, my first thought was "bless her little pea-pickin heart." No darlin, if anything it's expected. And furthermore, anyone getting off to anything I've written, feels like a standing ovation to me.

Thought about? Yes. Done? No. I've read that it can be upsetting for cats.

I choose to believe otherwise.