Carpetpisser

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If I can get away with it, I'll piss right at the pump. The bathroom floor is my next pick if I can't piss while fueling.

When I was married, my wife & I would go outside to smoke. Either in the carport or the front porch. As we were smoking it was standard practice to pee while we were out there. Just your normal nonchalant pee sitting on the chair or the steps whichever the case may be. Used to turn me on lots to suddenly hear splattering and I look over to see her pissing a stream while sitting on the edge of the chair.

Come on down! LOL I usually only go to the beach at sundown or late at night. I never understood the whole concept of going to the beach when it's hot and sitting there for several hours just roasting like a chicken in the oven. Not to mention, it's alot easier to pee on the beach at night. I'm fortunate that my beach is 90% retirees and winter residents, so after 8pm or so I usually have the place to myself(great for skinny dipping too). Mix up a rum & 7-up, a good cigar and solve all the world's problems! LOL

It definitely turned me on a bit LOL! Needless to say I'm going back to the beach next Friday......

Had the day off from work so figured I'd run errands & grab lunch while I was out. After eating I walked the half block down to the beach for a look at the water and a piss. ( I piss here every time I eat at this restaurant. I'm standing between the elevated wood walkway that leads to the beach and a large sand dune. I get my cock out, my phone (so I could take a pic to post here since I've been slacking in posting photos here). I start pissing, take a pic when I hear "damn honey you just pissing away aren't ya?" I look up and there's a mid 30s black lady with her beach chair and

Tried to get a better pic, but I ended up getting caught midstream!!! Beach piss earlier today.

The one time I was in the hospital, my nurse came in and I could tell she was bursting, the clenched legs etc. She knew my bathroom was clean as I was bedridden. She looks at my chart & I ask her "you ok? You seem fidgety tonight!" She says "I gotta pee so bad" I tell her "well there's a toilet that hasn't been touched by a human in 4 days, help yourself!" She did and I heard what must've been a massive stream. I had a catheter in but I still got aroused LOL! She was the same nurse that took the catheter out a couple days later and helped me use the urinal. Bliss.

I peed freely on tile or floor rugs often. There were a couple instances when I moved out of an apartment where the whole unit was my urinal while I was moving out. When I had a shop I think I pissed on the floor more than I did the toilet! The sound is as much fun as the actual piss.

Doc Hollywood pee scene is the first movie I saw where there was pee. And yes watching Julie Warner pop a squat really did it for me!

My absolute favorite is to move the couch or some other piece of furniture out from the wall and just use the carpet as a place to piss. Before you check out move the furniture back to it's normal place. It's also fun to piss off the couch if you're sitting there watching TV or on the computer. Hotel stairwells are another good choice as most of them don't have cameras in the stairwells.

To me they're all fun! But I have a couple that rank at the top- Using a vacant apartment as a piss place during a party. I posted about it here already, but that was a great night. Another time was when the girl I was dating at the time & I were staying in a hotel. We had both been drinking and having a marathon of sex. She didn't want to get out of bed, so she just slid to the edge & pissed all over the carpet. Of course I did too. We went right back to doing what we were doing. That happened 3 more times during that little vacation. She never let on she was into pee, but s

One from yesterday. Hit up one of my favorite spots. The sound of the splatter and the sound of the piss dripping onto the ground below is awesome! Yes those are benches where people sit LOL

This just happened today- I was sitting in the car at the beach talking on the phone. Dude doesn't realize I'm sitting in the car, pulls out his cock and starts pissing on this little stand that they use to hold beach chairs. Got a full view of everything. I'm straight, but it's nice to see others who enjoy the same thing we all do here! When I got done with my email & phone calls, I got out and added to the guy's puddle of piss. Wanted to grab a pic to post here, but there were too many people walking around for that!

I thought pissing between the racks of doors or windows would make a perfect urinal. The garden center is a given! Haha