Carpetpisser

At one time I could fill a 2 liter bottle about 3/4 full if I skipped the morning piss and drank more water & tea. Beer is an instant full bladder and while I'm not a big drinker, I certainly enjoy beer pisses!

It's been a couple years since I've had a golden shower. Unfortunately, the woman who gave me those several showers while we were dating is now married. No joy. Like you I'm craving one as well!

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I was doing my weekly laundry this morning. As I'm sitting outside of the laundry having a smoke, there are two girls in their 20s sitting on the other bench talking. I'm looking at my phone when I heard one of them say "yea last night my mother was in the bathroom and I had to piss so bad I pissed outside in front of the car." Her friend starting giggling and said "I've done that too. The other day I peed on a towel on the floor because I didn't want to stop my game". Needless to say I did my best to make small talk with them while we were all inside folding clothes. I did get a bit exci

I love pissing at the beach, so much I do it weekly! Aside from my story last week that I posted here I've never been lucky enough to see a woman peeing at the beach. 😞 Most go in the water and you can tell what they're doing but no visuals. LOL

Pissed on the boardwalk earlier. Sorry for the not so good pics, it was crowded and I wasn't trying to get caught. LOL

Malls are awesome for peeing. There is a mall close to me that is pretty dead, even the food court is dead. You'd think here in Florida a mall in a tourist area would be poppin. But not this one! I've peed in the middle of clothes racks, just act like I'm looking at clothes, unzip and piss. Thrift stores are another great pissing place. The ones I go to are usually pretty dingy & messy and I've peed in most of them. The one I was in last I was able to leave a good size puddle behind a shelving unit. I was the only customer and the one employee was too busy looking at her phone. I figu

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If I can get away with it, I'll piss right at the pump. The bathroom floor is my next pick if I can't piss while fueling.

When I was married, my wife & I would go outside to smoke. Either in the carport or the front porch. As we were smoking it was standard practice to pee while we were out there. Just your normal nonchalant pee sitting on the chair or the steps whichever the case may be. Used to turn me on lots to suddenly hear splattering and I look over to see her pissing a stream while sitting on the edge of the chair.

Come on down! LOL I usually only go to the beach at sundown or late at night. I never understood the whole concept of going to the beach when it's hot and sitting there for several hours just roasting like a chicken in the oven. Not to mention, it's alot easier to pee on the beach at night. I'm fortunate that my beach is 90% retirees and winter residents, so after 8pm or so I usually have the place to myself(great for skinny dipping too). Mix up a rum & 7-up, a good cigar and solve all the world's problems! LOL

It definitely turned me on a bit LOL! Needless to say I'm going back to the beach next Friday......

Had the day off from work so figured I'd run errands & grab lunch while I was out. After eating I walked the half block down to the beach for a look at the water and a piss. ( I piss here every time I eat at this restaurant. I'm standing between the elevated wood walkway that leads to the beach and a large sand dune. I get my cock out, my phone (so I could take a pic to post here since I've been slacking in posting photos here). I start pissing, take a pic when I hear "damn honey you just pissing away aren't ya?" I look up and there's a mid 30s black lady with her beach chair and

Tried to get a better pic, but I ended up getting caught midstream!!! Beach piss earlier today.

The one time I was in the hospital, my nurse came in and I could tell she was bursting, the clenched legs etc. She knew my bathroom was clean as I was bedridden. She looks at my chart & I ask her "you ok? You seem fidgety tonight!" She says "I gotta pee so bad" I tell her "well there's a toilet that hasn't been touched by a human in 4 days, help yourself!" She did and I heard what must've been a massive stream. I had a catheter in but I still got aroused LOL! She was the same nurse that took the catheter out a couple days later and helped me use the urinal. Bliss.

I peed freely on tile or floor rugs often. There were a couple instances when I moved out of an apartment where the whole unit was my urinal while I was moving out. When I had a shop I think I pissed on the floor more than I did the toilet! The sound is as much fun as the actual piss.

Doc Hollywood pee scene is the first movie I saw where there was pee. And yes watching Julie Warner pop a squat really did it for me!

My absolute favorite is to move the couch or some other piece of furniture out from the wall and just use the carpet as a place to piss. Before you check out move the furniture back to it's normal place. It's also fun to piss off the couch if you're sitting there watching TV or on the computer. Hotel stairwells are another good choice as most of them don't have cameras in the stairwells.

One from yesterday. Hit up one of my favorite spots. The sound of the splatter and the sound of the piss dripping onto the ground below is awesome! Yes those are benches where people sit LOL

This just happened today- I was sitting in the car at the beach talking on the phone. Dude doesn't realize I'm sitting in the car, pulls out his cock and starts pissing on this little stand that they use to hold beach chairs. Got a full view of everything. I'm straight, but it's nice to see others who enjoy the same thing we all do here! When I got done with my email & phone calls, I got out and added to the guy's puddle of piss. Wanted to grab a pic to post here, but there were too many people walking around for that!

I thought pissing between the racks of doors or windows would make a perfect urinal. The garden center is a given! Haha

The best time for seeing girls at the bar is closing time. One instance that comes to mind9and probably the best for me) was I had been talking up this one girl most of the evening. Next thing I know she invites me to go to the strip club next county over as the bars stayed open 2 hours later. We leave as they're turning on the overhead lights. As we're walking to her car she tells her friend who was the designated driver, "I gotta piss before we leave". With no care in the world she's dropping trou right in front of me pissing from a high squat. I saw everything and was close enough that I wa

If there were more around here, I'd do it more too!

That's hot! I love balcony pissing. Something about smoking & peeing just goes together. I don't smoke inside so it's standard practice to pee & smoke at the same time LOL

I really had to give this some thought before I posted, but in general I feel no remorse. It's a liquid and it evaporates fairly quickly. The only time I felt somewhat guilty- One night I went bar hopping with a female friend. The bars were close enough we could walk back to her house. As we were walking home one night, I told her "damn I gotta piss now or I won't make it home." I saw this big fountain looking thing and figured it was a prime place to piss. So I did-with her watching. Halfway thru the piss she says "carpetpisser, that's not a fountain. It's some kind of artwork" They