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Hindsight is 20/20 and looking back, I've had more than a few missed chances! Here's a couple that stand out- At a concert with a girl I just met, she mentioned she needed to pee, I told her "Yea me too, wonder if we can find a dark corner somewhere, look at that line for the portable toilets." She replies, I peed beside the car before I came in, but that's a long walk back to the car. (I met her there with her friends), not wanting to mess anything up I simply replied "oh wow! it beats using one of those portajons." Next thing I know one of her friends comes up and says to her "let's go
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Men pissing where ever they want.
Carpetpisser replied to Jessdoitjr's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
Another night, another parking lot piss! -
Unexpected pleasures on the trail
Carpetpisser replied to glad1's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Excellent story! I too had a similar occurrence. I should post it sometime. -
Has anyone ever held your dick while you were pissing?
Carpetpisser replied to murshymaze's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
The most recent time was I started seeing this girl and went to her house the first time. She didn't know about my pee fetish as we're sitting on her back deck outside. I jokingly told her "This would be fun to pee off of" she says "If you do can I hold it?" I waited for the hard on to go down and about 30 minutes later I told her "I gotta pee" She's like "I wanna hold it!" So I unzip she pulls it out and aims it between the two rails on the deck. I tried to get her to piss outside too, but no joy. Another time I was working on my female cousins car. Arms & hands just covered in greas- 58 replies
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What was the last place you peed?
Carpetpisser replied to George_1981's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
On the carpeted floor of a hotel hallway. Wasn't staying there, just strolled in like I was a guest, picked a hall that didn't have cameras or foot traffic and pulled my cock out and pissed a nice foamy puddle on the carpet. Shook it off, put it away and left the hotel! -
Public pissing, vandalism, property destruction . . .
Carpetpisser replied to mortensikaa's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I managed a small apartment building & had one of the empty units open so everyone could use the restroom during one of the outdoor parties we'd have once in a while. These were preplanned for maximum attendance. One of those parties where everyone brought something to either put on the grill or a dessert, etc. Of course alcohol was involved. I went into the empty unit to pee only to find out the bathroom was occupied. No worries, I'll duck into the empty bedroom and piss on the floor. As I was heading down the hall, I heard one of the neighbors knock on the bathroom door- the person- 268 replies
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Men pissing where ever they want.
Carpetpisser replied to Jessdoitjr's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
Went to the beach and figured I'd piss on the wooden walkway again. Came within 3 seconds of getting caught-wish I would have gotten caught! The splatter sound of piss hitting wood, concrete or carpet can't be beat....... -
I was shocked as well! Sometimes we all get lucky I guess LOL!
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I recently moved to a small beachside town. Now that I've gotten settled and looking for things to do, I stumbled across an advertisement for a "weekend festival" (name changed to keep identity secret) At any rate, Saturday morning rolls around & I walk over to the location knowing it was going to be a large crowd and not much in the way of available facilities, of course my instinct was correct! Here's a few I had the pleasure of seeing. Late 40s-early 50s woman doing the pee walk-- I knew there weren't any bathrooms in the parking garage she & her friends were walking into. My t
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Garbage's Shirley Manson confirms she's one of us ...
Carpetpisser replied to Kupar's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Don't forget she transformed from a urinal as well! Used to love it when her videos came on MTV back in the day 😉 -
Men pissing where ever they want.
Carpetpisser replied to Jessdoitjr's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
Nothing beats a good piss in the yard! -
What was the last place you peed?
Carpetpisser replied to George_1981's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
The wooden walkway to the beach. The sound of piss splattering on wood is awesome! Earlier in the day I flooded a corner of the parking garage. -
Men pissing where ever they want.
Carpetpisser replied to Jessdoitjr's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
I pissed in a parking lot the other night....... -
I figure if I'm paying to stay there regardless of price, I will piss somewhere! I stayed in one hotel on the beach, the room smelled like piss. I never used the toilet the entire 3 days I stayed there. Another hotel was getting ready to close down for demolition. I purposely stayed there so I could piss anywhere & everywhere. I even peed in the hotel lobby. No desk clerk and no cameras.
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Never done this in a car that was operable, but I have done it many times at the junkyard. Go to the junkyard to get parts, you can stand there and piss on the seat or the floor of the car & no worries. One time a friend of my then wife went with me, just me & her to get a part for her car. As we're walking the aisles looking for what we needed, I mentioned I needed a piss. Told her to hold my tool bag while I took care of business. Little did I expect her to follow me over and stand there & watch the show!
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Pee talk icebreaker when talking on dating apps.
Carpetpisser posted a topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I stumbled onto a great icebreaker & figured I'd pass it along here. I've had great luck with this. When you first start talking to someone and you get to talking about what you like to do for fun, etc. I usually throw out "restaurants, going to the beach, peing outside". If there's any pushback like "that's gross" or whatever, you reply with "my bad, I meant being outside". But! This usually leads to some good conversation and helps find someone that enjoys the same stuff we do. I give a couple examples below. Hopefully this can lead to some interesting conversations & more. -
Experienced with peeing inside pussy??
Carpetpisser replied to Prince Peenis's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I've done it on several occasions, the first time she brought it up in conversation as we were discussing our various fetishes. She had no idea I was into the pee scene, but being the gentleman that I am- offered to do it to her. I can pee with it hard so it was easy, but you have to concentrate a bit. Yes it was messy and yes it was fun! That led to other things like peeing in various places etc. Believe it or not, it gets brought up somewhat often once a woman becomes aware of my piss fetish. -
What is the most public place you've pissed?
Carpetpisser replied to Pissguy's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
The most open public place for me would be standing at a bar drinking beer. Didn't want to lose my spot at the bar, pulled it out and pissed on the bar letting it soak into the carpeted floor. Going to a bar is like getting a free pass to piss wherever, whenever! -
These are pretty popular in bars around here. Keg urinals!
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I have pissed in this before! It's at the Boot Hill Saloon in Daytona Beach, FL One of the more infamous biker bars in Florida.
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Half Life of a Tissue ? Does anyone know ?
Carpetpisser replied to gldenwetgoose's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I'd say your average toilet roll/tissue would break down fairly quickly if it's in a humid/wet climate. Likely 3-4 days less if it rains. This might make for a good experiment! -
Peeing with a Friend
Carpetpisser replied to peecurious94's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Sounds like a fun time! Keep us posted! -
I've had great success with working pee into casual type encounters. If you start off joking about it and slowly work your way up to being serious, I've found that's the best approach. Such as: "I gotta pee, I'm just going to pull it out and go right here. The carpet will soak it up" say it while laughing and taking another drink. After a couple more drinks, "nah, I'm not going to do that" 9 times out of 10, the woman would either dare me or call me chicken, etc. Then I'd piss right there and as I'd be pissing, "You gotta do it too!" with a laugh. Most of the time they joined in! Th