Carpetpisser

I'm in the Southeast US, male and any women who'd like to message me about pee stuff or anything else are welcome to slide into my DM's!

Finally had some time to give an update to this thread! We got a room at a medium priced hotel in the tourist district, paid cash. We got into the room, we were surprised as it was actually a nice room(for now) for the price. We throw our overnight bags on the bed and as I'm stocking the mini fridge with with beer unaware of what's going on behind me- I hear that lovely sound of piss hitting the carpet with her exclaiming "I've been holding that since this morning!" Not even 30 mins in the room and it starts! I'm hard as a rock now and have been holding myself so I pull the ole boy out a

The band Genitorturers has had live peeing on stage. The lead singer Gen unleashed a strong stream onstage at one of their shows I attended. I had the pleasure of doing shots of whiskey with her after one of the shows and told her she needed to add more piss to the shows. She laughed and agreed!

A few sayings I use often- "If I had a swing like that on my back porch, I'd never leave home" - a girl with a nice ass "Plow it like an Iowa cornfield" - Find the woman sexually attractive "Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel" - someone who is not to bright "Just when you think you've seen it all, you haven't"- when something dumb happens.

I have one relative that I suspect is into naughty peeing or pee in general. She makes comments often about pee. One time while out & about with her, I ducked behind a wall to pee, and she made up an excuse to come around that side acting like she wasn't looking. Another time while leaving a bar, I told her "before we leave, I gotta pee" and stood behind the door and pissed with her looking my direction the whole time. I'm sure she saw everything. Another time I saw her stream hitting the pavement, but not much else. Maybe I should do that again sometime and see what she says HAHA.

We have girls set up on the side of some highways with their "roach coach", a pickup truck modified with a food service bed selling hot snacks & simple meals like hot dogs, cold drinks. One of these roach coaches happened to be setup at a spot where I was planning on pulling over to pee and have a smoke, etc. I bought a soda from the food girl, and struck up a conversation, how was business, etc. Naturally the subject of pee came up, she said she just squats in front of the truck when there's no cars coming. I jokingly told her "Mind if I do the same? that was the whole reason I pulled in

Talking to an old friend which we used to do pee stuff together. Can't guarantee any pics of the aftermath, but the conversation sure is good! We met at a Jane's Addiction concert years ago. I was standing beside my car washing the parking lot down, she walked by, said "nice stream!" and proceeded to watch. It was all downhill from there! We lost contact with each other until recently and decided to catch up in person this weekend. The last time we hung out was at a motorcycle rally where we camped out for the weekend. Each of us kept tabs on how many "naughty pees" the other person did.

Took a trip to the beach which has it's own peeing story but I wanted to share this with the forum. I purposely waited to leave until later in the evening as to avoid heavy traffic. Figuring It'd be a smooth ride home I figured I'd wait & pee when I got home so I could piss in the yard. About 50 miles into the drive the water I'd been drinking is wanting to make an exit. I only have 30 miles to go so I'll wait. Then it happens. The highway up ahead is at a dead stop. Apparently there is a serious accident a couple miles up the way and the road is shut down so the investigation ca

As a photographer, it annoys me to no end to hear a camera shutter firing away in the background while video footage is being made. The ones that really get me are the photographers who have their camera set on burst mode or continuous mode & never let off the trigger the whole time. Another thing that annoys me is when a girl strips naked just to pee in a parking lot or whatever. The more realistic the video the better!

I've been to more than my fair share of heavy metal & industrial concerts. Can only think of a handful of sightings that I've seen, but doubtless it goes on more than what one sees. At a Slayer/Megadeth show someone pissed in the pit as I overheard a guy telling his friend "he got ass kicked by the guy he pissed on". My friend popped a squat in the pit during a Lords of Acid show. If you've been to a Lords of Acid gig, this is nothing unusual. The one time I did it was while at a Nine Inch Nails show, I pissed in my empty beer can then set it down on the floor. While it wasn't in the

If you ease piss into the conversation and joke around about it etc, I've found 70% are receptive to it. Of course your results may vary. Tinder isn't what it used to be though!

No pics, but it was your run of the mill stuff, carpet, wall, couch and the other bed that we didn't use for sleeping. The best one was her laying on the edge of the bed and seeing how far she could shoot her stream.

A couple more- The neat thing about this particular rally is all the bars close their main restrooms and get those portable bathrooms/Andy Gumps/honey pot whatever you want to call them for the patrons of each bar. You cram 100,000 drunk people onto one street with nothing but a portasan to use, you're gonna see some great stuff! Once I was pissing in an alley, and a woman walked right up next to where I was, dropped trou and started pissing. She was close enough that I could feel her piss splatter on my leg. I made the comment "I'm not using those nasty ass Andy Gumps", she laughed

I used to hit all the big motorcycle rallies in my area. Lots of alcohol, live music and Harley Davidsons always made for a good time and good piss watching! I'll start off with a couple stories and add a new one every so often or more if demand requires it LOL. These are true stories, but have left the location and venue names out for obvious reasons. Today's submissions- I was set up at the swap meet for a large week long rally to get rid of some motorcycle parts and just get out of town for the week. The first night after they shut the gate to the public the campfires and BBQ gril

Thanks! I should start taking more piss, I mean pics!

Very nice pics!!!!!!

I think this is more common than people let on. At a now departed friend's place, we'd have drinking parties and such. As the night went on it was common just to piss in the garage instead of going into the house or the yard if it was raining or whatever. It was always a rush to walk over to the puddle and add to it nonchalantly. Several times one of the women would join in with the excuse "hearing you piss made me have to go". Fun times!

I met a girl off Tinder, turned out we both enjoyed naughty pees. We got a room in a cheap motel and spent 2 days just soaking the place down. Lots of beer certainly helped!

Was out running errands last night and had to go. Stood right by the car and unleashed a stream right onto the pavement. It felt great!

I don't piss where I have to clean it up. But in the past towels and car upholstery cleaner have worked well.

I've been a reader of this forum for a good while and finally signed up. Nice to be around others with similar interest! Hopefully I can contribute some good stories and maybe photos.