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Lovely little early morning bike ride with my daughter. 20 miles 2 bottles of water 2 puddles 1 Crunchie (yum!) 1 banana 100 memories 💖

I couldn't hold it any longer 😄

Another half marathon race in the bag this morning - the heat made it pretty hard going, but was glad to soldier on and get it done! Very much enjoying an afternoon with the feet up now 😅 Just the one sighting of a lady opting to bypass the portaloo queue and instead squat down beside a tree for a nice piss before the race began - still a lovely treat, no less!

I finally got my new bike last week so I shall be giving it a proper 1st ride today. It felt good last night on a short test ride to make sure it was all set right. Today will be a good day

Guys who are a bit feminine in their features and physique really drive me crazy

Oh, wow.. even as a straight guy, I am turned on by this! What a lovely big cock 🥵

I've done this with the old metal rubbish bins every house had in the UK before wheelie bins became a thing (and no, never tried a wheelie bin, I am too short, they are too top heavy. I would either fall in or fall over). My uni friends had one that I would sometimes wee in if I was stopping at their place for the night. It was in front of their flat and was handy if I was too drunk to squat without falling over. I hope the bin men didn't mind too much when they emptied it!!

After being pleasurably, seduced by a fifty-year-old I was hooked on fucking only old plumb and fat ladies. When I reached 35 my sexual targets were aged 70- to 80-year-olds and when fingering them I found they could not help themselves either dribbling piss or if skilled using their incontinence to squirt it out. Of course, I was turned on and developed a real liking for fingering ladies when they were leaking, taking a real piss, or rubbing them hard so they could not stop squirting. Lastly, the ultimate piss fun was fucking them as they gently squirted, and then after I had cum, pis

I like the idea of him joining in!

Fuck I love the idea of him getting pissed on too. Do that one man!

"So glad they wrapped up the meeting when they did. Any longer and I was going to climb up and pee on the conference table." "You probably should've, it would have made it a lot more tolerable to be there." (ALT) "What was stopping you? The other three girls already had, no one was going to say anything after that."

"Mom where is my 'Piss Chug'? We're going to a movie and you know I can't sit for two hours without it." "It's in the dishwasher baby, but it's clean, so you can take it with you." "Thanks, Still trying to get used to the two gallon bladder I inherited from you. I mean, you are on the toilet right now and it has been a half hour right??"

As a nun I pee in the church regularly. I probably need to stop blessing it for the baptismal and serving it with communion. Though, the girl's choir likes to use it before practice. So maybe it is alright.

I've got a silly idea here. Walk around the car like a reviewer. talk about the cars features and such, then open the door and just piss all over the passenger seat and floor. then continue the review like that was normal.

Returning from a trip, I entered my room and saw my sister giving a blowjob to her boyfriend on my bed. She looked up at me, but did not stop, but only speed up her movements, looking into my eyes. A few seconds later he cum and the sperm flowed down her chin onto her boobs and then onto the bed. - Hi sister! — she got out of bed and spat the sperm onto the carpet. “Parents left, and I didn’t want to dirty my bed.” I didn’t know what to answer... She wiped her mouth and mouth with my T-shirt hanging on the chair and hung it back, and then pulled out the drawer and sat on it with her bare b

I was in a parking lot when I needed to go for a piss and decided I’d hop out of the car and take a leak. I unzipped took out my cock and stood facing the car next to me. I unloaded my stream all over their window and door. It felt so fucking good.

I don't know what I'm trying to achieve with this post nor if it's something of any interest for you, but I just need a place to get this out of my chest. It's nothing serious though, it's quite the opposite actually. Yesterday at work, with my (female) colleague, I had one of the best conversations about pee I ever had. We were talking about random stuff as she eventually ended up telling me a little anecdote about how she one time ended up with a bursting bladder in a bus with friends and barely made it to the toilet once she got out. Needles to say, I was fired up after she told me tha

I love fucking with door to door salemen. All in good fun though. I listen to what they got to say, and I take their card, even called on some of em for work, but I do like putting on a show for em too. I've had similar experiences before, but the other day I had another one, thought yall find it funny. So this guy comes to my door in the morning, he is selling like pest control service. So he's talking and I am listening. He's a young guy mid 20s like me, cute too if I am being honest, so I decide to fuck with em a bit. So I step out of my room, I'm wearing shorts, no shirt or nothing

Pissing on strangers cars is wrong, I’d never do it.. 😉

Ooh! Exciting 🙂. Enjoy.

Happy Birthday dear friends: That's you @Lutab @Scottish_Dude @boochoy @Tmole

On the other hand, if it later comes out to them that you have a piss fetish, it’s going to feel real slimy that you led them on into many, many conversations about piss. It basically forces you to keep it secret even when you discover someone else who might be into it.

I did indeed! That was the main reason for allowing my cock to casually ease out of my shorts - to then enjoy a nice lazy piss right there on the grass of the field. Hidden in plain sight! Grazie! I’m glad you like it.. it was a lot of fun to do 😉

It's hard sometimes to continue existing story lines once you've hit a certain point of escalation. I echo new2this and would love to hear more from Kiki and her mother. Been cooking up some stories inspired by Kiki but it's been slow going since my aim is to keep it a slow burn. Maybe revisit the beach house and the beach? Always a favorite setting of mine.

Yes he has many times. Whenever he’s out there building something or even re organizing and needs to go he will take a piss on the corner. He didn’t say anything when I relieved myself there. He’s told me I could piss there before when I was out there helping him.

Being able to casually slip my cock out of my shorts in public and in the sunshine is such a delight.. 😏🤫

Hey party people, ive just uploaded a Audiobook version of a new Lexi Story. The story is about Lexi indulging in her naughty fun during a parcel delivery and her visiting her brother at the optician. Im thinking about creating audiostories more frequently in the future, depending on the revenue the streams make. So feel free to listen to it as many times as you want or to loop it while ur not on spotify, if you want to support the creation of more stories. Of course the usual disclaimers: This story contains extrem content that may be objectionable to some, themes of pee vandalism

I've been getting into bed wetting recently, and it feels amazing to let my pee surrond me and then letting it soak in. I was playing ewith myself the other day, and couldn't resist letting a small pee soak my bed. I couldn't go all the way because I had no protection for the matress. Hope you like my wet bedsheets, and my stained mattess from some of the times I couldn't resist wetting the bed a little.

One more No doors , no roof , no radio , no windows .GPS is stage 1 , I Look Out the side to see where I am . When I took Ruth for a ride she was scared to death of the acceleration, and of course she peed. LOLOLOL It goes to local car shows and most folks think their car is much faster , I just tell them to reconsider.

So I stumbled across this topic and wanted to bring up my experience of being brought up going to naturist beaches and camps when I was younger. It was only when I really reached my teens that I appreciated the attractive qualities of a nude body and then late teens when I saw the sexual side too. We used to always frequent beaches in the UK and then holidays to naturist campsites in France in the summer. Moments that stick out to me are when I'd see regular but discreet attempts at peeing on the beaches. Women would casually walk down and sit on the waters edge and pee and then go back.

I did it without any worry at all. Not the first time I peed where I shouldn't, and if I was caught then I would pass it off on being too drunk. Plus others were peeing everywhere (or worse... so many people throwing up).

I asked a friend of mine and he told me about a time where he was at a party. It was at some dude's apartment, you know the kind of dude who want to throw a party to be seen or that kind of bullshit. So he encouraged people to bring their friends, but the consequences is that no one had any link to the party host. My friend told me that the bathroom was used by girls so he and his friends decided to use the bedroom to piss. And as the party went on the bedroom and closets became the official urinals for the dudes. The dumbass that hosted the party was too busy to try to get everyone's attentio

I've both witnessed this and done this... during parties I would most often do naughty peeing than use a toilet. one reason because usually someone was throwing up in the bathrooms, but because it's fun lol. i would discreetly pee on sofas and chairs, taking a seat and using them as my toilet, then sitting there before leaving it. more than once i would be needing a pee and i'd go into another room and see another girl squatting and pissing on the carpet. i'd join them happily and say, "the toilet was occupied for you too?" my favorite thing i did at a party was climb up on a pool table and le

Yes like a later piss I took before I was leaving I went into the living room area and pissed in a house plant and this guy just came next to me and piss on living room window like he was 3 feet away from me

Some guys peed in kitchen sink and on this potted plant. I peed in a bedroom where this guy told me to pee in since it was a guest room deal

You never know what’s going to come out of my thick, throbbing, black penis. Sometimes it’s shooting stink piss, other times it’s gushing hot cum💦

I haven't been to an airport for a few years but the last time I was, I had a very naughty piss inside the airport. I was getting off the plane at the end of my trip at around 4 am, I was heading to baggage claim to get my bag and was bursting for a piss. When I arrived at the baggage claim area, I noticed that there weren't many people around and I didn't see many cameras either. So I quickly decided to pull my dick out and piss on the floor where I was standing. It lasted for about 30 seconds and felt incredible. If I ever fly again I'm definitely going to do it again.

Yes I have done that before.

@lemonade drinker Please stop.

I think Jennifer Lawrence might have a thing for peeing.

Wet Auto Shop Visit “Okay man, your total comes to two-ninety-three even. I replaced the seals in the camshaft, and did a tune up, you're all set.” Nate collected his payment from the customer and handed over the keys. Now three years into running his own auto repair shop at the young age of thirty, Nate's One Auto was doing good business, as he had slowly built a reputation for quality work on all makes and models of cars. Soon after the previous customer left, his next on schedule arrived in a black 2017 Audi A6, for an inspection and tire rotation. The customer, Ethan, was

This story is based on real people and real experiences, although unfortunately not all the peeing details happened. Hope you all enjoy :) One of my coworkers (let's call her Laura) is a very petite female, dark shoulder length hair, size A tits, and probably only weighs 110 lbs. She's about 10 years older than me but we get along well and often work on projects together. After work, a number of the people in my department will sometimes go for a hike (in the summer months when the sun stays up late). On this occasion, only me and Laura showed up to hike, so we picked one of the flatter

This story was partly inspired by the fantasies of a lady on EP known as Akqtee, but whose stories, like those of so many others there, are gradually being deleted. This story though is written by me.... I am a forty year old American girl called Dani, and I have long had an interest in peeing. When I was younger I got into the habit of peeing on the floor in public toilet cubicles instead of sitting on the toilet, or peeing in the sink when at home, and stuff like that. And I loved to see guys piss, and was sometimes lucky enough to be pissed on myself. Sometimes I got to pee on the guys. G