longbastard

She’s absolutely intentionally hitting the car, too. The original poster says she had earlier confronted them because they wore a soccer jersey from a different club than she approved. They said she didn’t seem drunk or on drugs easier, so she was just a bit rude. Of course she knows Teslas have sentry mode. But she clearly loves giving zero fucks.

I’ve always thought of standing to piss as much louder, unless you’re pissing directly against something. Where do you stand when you’re trying to be discreet?

Is it a big one with a locker room and a sauna? Are there conference facilities or a parking garage? Hotels can offer so many opportunities

Wow. You did that so openly. Did you hear anyone say anything about it?

Sounds like an utterly delightful experience! Welcome to the site. Is pissing in front of strangers something of a habit of yours?

Italy is such a great place to piss nearly anywhere.

Almost makes you wonder if she did it because you gave her permission, more than out of any real desperation, doesn’t it?

I’d definitely take this as an invitation to occasionally mention recent experiences where you had no choice but to piss somewhere inappropriate 😁 If you’re out and about somewhere, say Oh damn, I’ve got to piss like a motherfucker!

I bet you have some good stories you can share from these experiences.

You should piss on the floor of the golf cart while he’s driving it

Once you start pissing openly too, you should start daring him to piss in ruder and riskier locations. Be exhibitionist about it yourself.

How openly does he do it?

Welcome aboard 🙂

Copy room, restroom floor, stairwell, under a conference room table. And as far as your boss goes, how savage do you want to be? Options range from in the vicinity of her desk to on her car to in her purse …

Finding sneaky places to piss at outdoor (or even indoor) weddings is a habit of mine as well. Do you have any good stories? Once I was in wandering the lower level of a historic church while the rehearsal was going on upstairs. I founds a room with stained glass windows and shelves and shelves of books and hymnals and various stage props. I pissed in the Christmas manger scene across all the wooden animals and admirers.