longbastard

Copy room, restroom floor, stairwell, under a conference room table. And as far as your boss goes, how savage do you want to be? Options range from in the vicinity of her desk to on her car to in her purse …

Did anyone ever encourage peeing on playground equipment?

Finding sneaky places to piss at outdoor (or even indoor) weddings is a habit of mine as well. Do you have any good stories? Once I was in wandering the lower level of a historic church while the rehearsal was going on upstairs. I founds a room with stained glass windows and shelves and shelves of books and hymnals and various stage props. I pissed in the Christmas manger scene across all the wooden animals and admirers.

I can’t wait to read some fun new tales.

What a great weekend! I got the impression that the nighttime was best for sightseeing, but something tells me the mornings and afternoons were the best times for exhibitionism. Where were your baddest and boldest daytime pisses?

The park bench is brilliant. Isn’t pissing on places people might sit a bit of an adrenaline rush?

Ok but even if she’s his realtor, why is he getting dressed immediately after she leaves? What did he say while you were packing up your stuff?

Absolutely true. I’ve shared this on another thread but it seems appropriate here.The Lord & Taylor store in Manhattan had a very sleepy men’s department on like the 8th or 9th floor. It was always a bit of a mess and seemed on the verge of going out of business. I pissed in the dressing rooms there occasionally because I knew it could. Eventually the store closed and turned into a WeWork and then an Amazon office

I love that they gave you some comments, they must have been well used to such shenanigans. I always wonder about times when half us us eventually piss outside and the other half hold it the WHOLE time! Why didn’t they go somewhere too?

100% It’s so easy to get away with, even in broad daylight

I had a work event too tonight and at one point roaming from one afterparty bar to another I stood on the curb on one of the West 20s and pissed into the street between two cars

I get the feeling your aunt must have talked about pissing in public pretty casually too, and possibly encouraged you to piss in rude or risky places too. Did she tease you or make dares, or comment in a jaunty way about the places she was about to wee?

I love that you already enjoyed pissing in risky and disrespectful places in high school. I had a high school girlfriend who was occasionally equally fearless and disrespectful and it was amazing. Once an employee at the grocery store insulted her and her friend and they went in the store bathroom and pissed allover the room. She told me “Girls can pee all the way up to the ceiling!”

🔥did she react in any way to seeing you notice her stepping out of the bushes?

What an incredibly hot experience. I love that she saw you pull up and decided to give you a show, and in turn invite one from you. I love that her friend was into it too, and was clearly accustomed to the driver’s wild side. Did you get the impression they were at the end of a long night out? Also how sharply were you dressed for work?