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I’m currently doing some contract work which involves surveying local authority owned properties in another town. I’m in a town in the midlands staying in a budget hotel in a central location which is within a leisure complex. Over the 48 hours I’ve been her this has afforded me a number of naughty peeing opportunities which I never thought would happen except in my imagination. The first is peeing into my seat at a cinema. Downstairs from the hotel I’m staying in is a cinema which does £4.99 screenings on weekdays. After my first day’s work I popped down and paid to see a film. It wa

I pee behind the shed

When I sit or squat my stream always directs forwards, sometimes by quite some distance. If I’m sitting on a toilet my stream always hits the porcelain rather than the water. On occasions when I’ve been really desperate my steam has come at such an angle that it’s come through the gap where the toilet seat sits on the bowl and I’ve wet the back of my trousers and my underwear through the gap. I always have to keep my legs closed when I’m sitting on the toilet as otherwise my stream will overshoot the front of the toilet and go onto the floor and/or my clothing below. When I sit on the toilet t

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straight down shower pee!

OMG - that is so hot! It sounds like you are having an amazing time @ukpeegirl86! I hope you have at least one more opportunity for naughty fun 😃. Thanks for sharing the experiences with us!

I voted for the bushes but if it was a situation where others were peeing freely in plain sight I think I’d be tempted to as well.

I would recommend you to visit the big Roskilde festival in Denmark. Everybody's peeing everywhere there - guys and girls! And nobody cares...

I believe your profile said you were a girl right? Well then you have it way easier than guys even.. hello the lovely benefit of a sundress or skirt dear!! 🙂 if its long enough you could walk around your yard pee a little as you go. just spread your legs a little, or if being a little more careful... make sure skirt is out of the way and keep legs crossed so it goes down one area, that would mean more of a shower after vs spreading legs open with skirt on

I used to work at a theme park as a ride attendant. I have just remembered this colleague of mine who always volunteered to work on the ride everyone hated. One day someone caught her with a bottle of pee in the ride operation booth and she later admitted to me that she gets desperate and when the ride is running she would pee in a bottle or cup and then tip it in the bushes to the side of the ride once it had finished. I think she must have done it a lot as she always wanted that ride and it was the only ride you couldn’t access while the ride was running. I also wonder if she peed on the gue

Bladder full so just had to piss and there was no way I was going indoors to use the toilet.

Yesterday I posted a topic asking for suggestions of where I should pee, with the intention of doing a full write up and posting it on the forum. Well here it is. I liked the suggestions so much I couldn’t just pick one, so expect another story in the very near future. I decided to do Steve’s suggestion first because the circumstances were ideal. Anyway without further ado, the story! I got home from work this afternoon and couldn’t help but smile. I’m always happy to be home but today was different, I was going to have some pee fun. My daughter is staying with a friend today so me and my

My Wife is very similar but she does pee outside about once or twice a week when she can. Had a great little bonus last night we'll call a near accident, here in puddles. peeing in our garden is a bit daring as we are overlooked never mind next doors window was wide open so they could hear everything and see if they then looked out. Just noticed you can see her footprint. Last night we were on the way back from the pub after meeting friends. My Wife had agreed to hold her pee until we got home for the loo but we ended up offering a couple a lift home so we were later than we had plann

What do you mean? I HAVE heard some stories! 😆

Is it a low fence? Could you casually sit in it and just pee while browsing your phone or something? Bet they wouldn’t suspect that. Or take a drink and if someone comes just “spill” it, and they’d never know 😉

In the summer time I go commando in a dark pair if cargo shorts when I'm out in the garden and just pee when I need, if I'm in amongst the shrubs no one notices. When I'm out watering in the evening I do the tubs on the patio first so that everything is wet then when I'm peeing all anyone sees or hears is the water from the hose or watering can.

Happy Birthday today to @wannawatchuwiggle & @Bigb88 Hope you have a great day!

I would pee anywhere but it in the port-a-potty. Those things are disgusting.

Never been to a festival. But I voted with my own instincts lol. Realistically I would hold it till I got home cause I hate peeing in public and I *hate* port a potties 🤮🤮 but, I also wouldn't mind peeing behind a bush lol.

Ive visited some smaller festilvals in germany. I always pee outside because i cant hold it very long, so it isnt fun stying in those long queues. I also kinda like it, because its very public but nobody really cares.

A few from the last few days: I went to the dentist. Rather than use their car park, I parked in the road opposite and then walked along the road. There was an electricity substation down a little side alley so I nipped down there and peed next to the substation before going into the dentist. When I walked through the door I saw that there was a toilet right there, but I didn't need it any more. Location was the opening to the left of the tree below. I could hear cars driving behind me as I peed. I went to the post office and walked round the corner onto a path by a small

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Don’t you love the sound and feel when your piss rushes from your parted lips after your desperately yanked your pants round your ankles and popped a squat outside when on a walk as it hisses from your cunt and spreads around you. bliss

My wife delighted me on Saturday evening by peeing outside for me twice. Story as to how it came about is below. We were away for the weekend, staying in our caravan, which was on private land. We had been doing various activities during they day and were a bit sweaty and grimy so we returned to the caravan to get cleaned up and changed before eating. Well, two people in close confines getting changed always means you are in close contact so inevitably we playfully touched each other as we got changed and one thing led to another and we were enjoying some great sex. However, before we

Now that's a great idea. And as mentioned us guys don't have that option lol

I live in normal suburbia with about 1/4 acre, and one of my hobbies is gardening. In fact, I do some yard marking to keep deer out; however, I'd like to do more. How does everyone hide their outside yard pees from the neighbors? Especially on weekends when neighbors are home. I don't have all of my fence finished, but getting caught would likely damage my close relationship with my neighbors. Suggestions?? Pictures??

My garden is overlooked by neighbours but over the years, I have learnt where I can pee without being noticed or I appear to be doing something, either kneeling or working between shrubs and then opening my trouser fly I can get my penis out and very casually pee while appearing to be doing something. Nobody has ever said anything or even bothered to look at what I'm doing.

Out for a walk in the park I really needed a piss. So as no one was around I popped a squat where I was. Barley had time to get my camera ready before my piss was spraying from my lips. love wearing dresses and no panties makes for easy piss access and a quick fuck we enjoyed later in the walk https://www.erome.com/a/G2GGboYJ

I know it's an old photo, but I couldn't let this thread finish without posting my all-time favourite scream queen - Ingrid Pitt. What a woman. Intelligent, funny, generous, and absolutely gorgeous. Older members will probably remember her; curious younger members might look here:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingrid_Pitt

She's certainly not the only one to do that. I think there have been more than a few Zoom meetings of late where at least one of the participants has been naked below the waist. One of the best perks of this whole work from home thing, isn't it?

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Here is one of my wife's bare bottom. Well actually her bare bottom hole and bare vagina. Hope you all approve

This one presses so many of my buttons, but especially her delicious booty...

Ooh! These are all so lovely, but if forced to choose, I'd have to choose the redhead - possibly simply because she's a redhead

Still a lovely bottom 😊

I always love hearing the cute celebs I like talking openly about going to the bathroom. Here's some of the quotes that I know of off hand. Feel free to post your own. “I have no shame about peeing in a bucket or doing other things in a bucket, if necessary. I am not kidding, sometimes… is it the wrong thing to say that duty calls.” - Christina Aguilera “I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome” - Drew Barrymore “”I used to pee in my pants, but it wasn’t like I was irresponsible. I had a bladder problem.“ - Alicia Silverstone "Every time I get

‘Lily Allen is a total sweetheart.' ‘We met when we were both peeing into a sink at the BRITs a few years ago.’ Kesha