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My funniest memory would be when my ex's sister used to take me horse riding with her. She had several horses kept in a barn she rented in a nearby village. One of the first few times I went with her I found myself increasingly uncomfortable mid way through the day, needing to urinate but there were no facilities. I mentioned to her that I needed to wee. She pointed to the other side of the barn to where some rectangular straw bales were stacked and said "go and sit over there, I'll be back in a few minutes". I assumed she was going to get the car and drive to a McDonald's a few miles away so

Less exciting and no pretty pictures I'm afraid but I also went for a bike ride, with my daughter. I don't have the distance stats but we rode for about 90 minutes each way at a leisurely pace . I live in the middle of a city so no beautiful views but we stopped half way to have a rest and eat sandwiches with our backs against a tree.

I don't know about the city centre, but I do enjoy a squat pee, I don't know why the but the unaimed willy and balls just hanging out whilst I go is fun. I've been meaning to find a nice quiet spot where I could explore it outside. I quite like the idea of having a tissue to dab it dry and drop in the puddle too, so it looks like a womans left it behind rather than a guy.

Anyone else routinely pee into their compost bin? Apparently male urine is better for this than female, but there's no reason for anyone not to add the nutrients ... the pic is from this morning

Just beautiful @gldenwetgoose. I miss the northern hills. It's so flat here in the fens - it can be beautiful in its own way, but ... To give you an idea, I went for a walk this afternoon after our chat before lunch - 6.64 miles at a leisurely pace (3.1mph average). Total ascent ... 21 feet.

Clearly understanding that you would never ‘demand’ photos, curiosity got the better of me this afternoon.... The results can be found at: https://peefans.com/topic/17459-role-reversal/ (Viewers of a sensitive disposition are warned there’s some male parts on show - magnifying glasses are available at all good retailers).

Just to get rolling (sorry, bad pun) after a chat this lunchtime, I decided I really should get out for a bike ride whilst the weather was good. I'm incredibly lucky to live in fairly rural area and I've got a few favourite routes - and a bit of elevation too. Here's a couple of photos from today's outing. I'm a bit out of practice though, the distance felt fine, but every hill seemed to be a complete slog. Oh, and the photos only show the pretty bits lol. Stats are: 19.3 miles (31km) / 1hr 22min / 1220ft elevation gain / 1300 calories burned

Yesterday the pee play repertoire of my wife and me was expanded a little. We have a system that has helped our physical intimacy, suggested by a counsellor a few years ago when we were going through a really bad patch. It involves scheduling ‘sessions’, which alternate between me and my wife (let’s call her K) deciding what each session will involve, and if necessary, setting things up – making the room warm, putting music on, lighting incense sticks – that sort of thing. It was my turn to decide / set up yesterday. In the past K has not really been into sharing a shower together – she

I always pee in the compost bin when I get the opportunity. It really helps it rot down. I sometimes have to empty the five gallon urine bottle from the composting toilet in to the compost too which can be interesting. It is not so nice being splashed with the contents of that as much as I like being splashed with my own pee!

Glad to know that I have inspired you. 👍🏻

When at home and using the toilet I usually sit, mainly to avoid splashes and drips on the floor. If I decide to pee in the garden I usually squat as I can be seen by a couple of houses if I stand up, plus it does feel more horny. It would be fun to squat for a lady but I like the view of a lady squatting in front of me so my preference would be that we both squat facing each other.

I'm not a physiologist, but I reckon the main issues here are strength of muscles, the effective diameter of the urethra at various places along the length including the external sphincter (some of these places are significantly affected by being erect) and in terms of duration of the stream as well as the pressure that can be applied, the size of the bladder (and how much is in it). All those things probably vary quite a bit. I remember when I was young being able to pee hard, fast and high, and this ability has declined hugely in recent years, along with the ability to hold. I'm pretty

I often pee sitting I find I often have to push down on the little guy to keep from peeing between the gap between the seat and bowl Especially if I'm hard

Susie was starting to think she had made a mistake. When her friend Jill called and invited her on a weekend camping trip, it sounded wonderful. Susie loved camping, and a weekend in the mountains could be just the thing to relieve some work stress. She had forgotten, however, about her new "problem." Susie was reminded the morning after agreeing to go, however. She was just coming out of a dream in which she was a lady of importance, a princess or a queen maybe. She was wearing a fancy gown, one of those big, poofy dresses that were common to royalty centuries ago. She was reclining in a

That is the best true tale I think I've read on here all year - brilliant @ukpeegirl86, love it

A Parkrun piss... This is a story I mentioned before. Back before the virus I used to go to Parkrun quite often, so these can have quite a lot of people at them sometimes. There are marshals at them and usually signs to a nearby public toilet, but they don't put any on special usually. I've been to a few different ones and once the one set of public toilets were out of use, so before the race had even started I had decided I will find a place to wee but there were marshals at the start so I'd have to search. I remember there was a storage building in the park surrounded by some trees and

A new topic, set up on the advice of the moderators, for discussions on my peeing and the photographs. Purely to keep the picture section free of too many written comments. As you were, my fellow urophiles... ☺

I pee straight in the compost rather than use the toilet! I don't tend to use the compost toilet for No2, but should really.

Your composting toilet sounds interesting. Is that the main one you use? Incidentally, the position of my compost bin at the moment is interesting. It's by a wall with a road behind. If stand to pee into the bin, I'm visible from mid chest up to anyone passing. Fortunately no-one's ever stopped to chat mid-pee. Bound to happen one day.

I went for a bike ride this afternoon, nowhere in general......get to a junction then decide which way to go etc. Usually end up going over fields and through woods etc 🤣

This would, in my opinion, be interesting to try. As everyone on this website knows, I prefer to pee standing in the traditionally male posture. I understand that some males occasionally try a squatting posture. Not only to see what it feels like for a girl, but also to create a female looking puddle and encourage girls to squat there. Some even report placing dummy tissues into the puddle to make it look authentic. It would be fun to try peeing in a city centre with a guy using the traditional postures for the opposite sex. Me standing, him squatting. Not only is peeing with a frie

@sd91 Great stories, somehow I managed to miss the early ones so had some nice reading. I went to a half marathon a couple of years ago to support a friend. There were loads of guys peeing into the grass but sadly I didn't manage to spot any women.

That’s an awesome story!

@Ms. Tito isn’t going to piss into your shoes unless you ask nicely

Very impressive volume

No. Why would I? I don't need a penis, do I? 🤣

Do you have penis envy eliminature?

I just pissed outside around dinnertime, while to trying to get my dog to come inside. I was home alone.

I may just have to get uncharacteristically brave with a camera then 😉

Only once not too long ago. Surprisingly, I panicked for a fraction of a second before thinking "Actually, I don't give a frig."

It's difficult to think of a single best experience. One time I was in the city late at night. I noticed a couple of girls walking home together. I guessed they had been dancing. The taller one, in a yellow dress was supporting the shorter (and prettier), in a blue knee-length dress. The curly-haired blonde in the blue dress had a lop-sided hem, so it was shorter on one side than the other, but it was very sexy; lacy, flimsy and short. The blonde was hobbling. She must have bought the dress and shoes new that day, and the shoes were painful. She kicked them off, picked them up,

I'm sure you gentlemen wouldn't mind sharing!

I definitely would like to try the Vauxhall urinal. In broad daylight would be fine. As long as I have a male chaperone to keep me safe. I'll bet some of the mature gents (I mean mature as in attitude as opposed to chronological age) on this website would enjoy being my male chaperone.

A beautiful coastal scene......

You are so kind that you could only be Canadian, Speedy. ☺🇨🇦👍🏻 Not here, but I'll describe some other experiences of Mr Eliminature and I peeing together, either outdoors or into the same receptacle. We like to touch/cross our streams.

Hot! I would love to join you, ukpeegirl and pop a squat for a pee party at your place. Just relax and piss against the wall, carpet and bed together.

I actually have a really funny story about this one. Me and me mates were going to a festival and granted there were a lot of people peeing everywhere it was heaven! But anyway i was dressed as a girl i had a dress, a push up bra, make up and really nicely made cute hairstyle (i still had my rock hair at this time it was long like halfway back long) and now well most of you are probably wondering why? Well because i lost a bet to me mates and so it happend now there i was peeing behind a bush just lifting up the dress when a group of 6 girls came to the same bush to pee and one of them just go

Sunrise this morning

I live with my girlfriend and she also shares my pee fetish, so i can pee anywhere and she doesn't care

I'd love to visit and pee freely on the floor like you do!

In a car park a short walk away from our home. It was after we had taken the pictures of the lamppost earlier in the evening. We didn't get any pictures, though. I went first, against a tree covered with ivy leaves. Just lifted my dress and let out one of my characteristically forceful streams which I'm sure you're all familiar with by now. My stream wet the leaves and made them slick. A little bit of steam rose from the wetness. My husband peed into the ground, just behind the tree. Yes a few trees grow in this car park. I'm not sure whether they were planted there or if the car p

I don't know how many of your readers live alone, but I can say from experience that it is awesome. I usually wake up most mornings and I can feel the familiar pressure in my bladder. Without moving from however I'm laying I let my pee go with a deep, pleasurable sigh. Since I sleep naked most of the time, my pee splashes all over my bare legs and warms my crotch. I love the feeling of my warm flow as it soaks into the covers and sheets. Sometimes this soothes me right back to sleep, but usually I need to get up and get ready for work. I strip the bed, toss the sheets and covers on the flo

This is the next chapter in Elaine's wet adventures. This includes deliberate female wetting, nudity, masturbation, and furniture and bed wetting. Dear Wet Carpet, Several members have messaged me and asked me to write the next chapter in my story, to tell all about our girls' night. Well, in case you haven't been following, I have embraced my pee fetish and recently started peeing and wetting in my house. So far I have wet my couch, my floor, my bed, my kitchen, and my front porch. After telling my coworker and friend Sharon about it, she wanted to come over to my place for a girls

I was semi caught again this week. Cycling down a country road about 20 miles from home in preparation for a triathlon my bladder eventually filled up to the max and I was dying for a piss. So because there was no woods or anything still, I just pulled up to the side of the road, hopped over a fence and behind the bushes I rested my bike and helmet on. Then I slipped down my black shorts and knickers whilst slipping into the squat position and my piss began before I'd fully dropped. My gushy, hissy flow from my perky vagina was bliss, and as always I had one hand near the bladder and a ot

I went on a golf tournament and I was well behaved lol I did pee a few time next to the golf cart as my friend decided to pee in the hole on the green with our golf balls in it and then she drives away with the cart. Not much to say about it except I won a basket of lotion and cream products :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))