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You can't go wrong with a car that looks like it was designed by the Jetsons. Those fins ... what were they smoking when they drew that up and thought "Perfect!"?

This picture is a good example for the previous post. 10 beautiful women (seriously beautiful) but the uniform shave makes all their pussies look the same. Where's the individuality? The bald pussy standard has taken over and left us with something somehow "generic".

I live in S Central UK, Berkshire to be specific. The map shows a few people nearby but I won't invite myself over anytime soon.

Ah, the many different roads we take to where we are today. Thanks for sharing your personal starting point ... and I hope you'll share other waypoints along your journey (if you feel like it, of course). I find the stories about how we got started and how different aspects of our kink came into our lives to be quite fascinating. No two of us here has walked the same path and yet we all find ourselves sharing so many pee interests. And as for the absolutely gorgeous picture, I can only envy the person you choose to lick and enjoy those luscious lips. She will be a very lucky person in

Sometimes, this is the best and only way to deal with it ... if it's a total wreck and nobody cares, then piss on it ... literally. 😎 And yeah, doesn't it feel gooooood.

I'm with @steve25805 ... I love seeing the ladies peeing on carpets, furniture, curtains, etc. Not to ruin things but just to say "I was here ... and this is the evidence." But I also love seeing the ladies mark a public place a la our beloved @puddyls. And being a naughty/public pee vlogger myself, feel free to grab any inspiration you can from my own archives @ eroprofile (https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/editAlbum/Self-made-piss-videos). Warning to all: The link contains male pee videos. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Welcome to the only place I know where a wet blanket could be a good thing. Enjoy your stay.

I love Norway and second that option. The key will be to avoid the cities and go small ... Stavanger, Haugesund, Alesund, Harstad, maybe all the way up to Tromso. They're all on the west coast so fjord walking or whale spotting are possible activities. My preference would be the fjords ... and walking is as cheap as it gets. Preikestolen (Pulpit Rock) is easy to get to from Stavanger and is a stunning view, if you don't mind the 600m drop. There are similar walks all over the area.

When I read a story like this, I wish I had a vagina. So cool that you were able to pee into the chair with people walking past like that. If I tried it, my cock would create an arc across the walkway soaking everyone that walked by. I'm green with envy and so need to find a way to try this. And congratulations on a crazy risky pee. You must have been absolutely buzzing.

That's the difference between friends and real friends ... a bit like that old joke about moving. Real friends piss on you in return.

Just arrived this afternoon on my latest work trip and made sure to avail myself of the facilities as soon as possible https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/First-pee-in-my-hotel-room

Au contraire ... I plan ahead all the time, just for the opposite reason. I know that I'm planning to pee somewhere naughty and the lack or availability of facilities is part of the planning. I have no interest in or intention to wet myself, I always plan to pee on a floor, chair, etc., so deliberately choosing a place with no facilities means I have to be inventive and actively searching for options. And I don't pee in bottles, either. Where's the fun in that? 😂

My story came from a business trip about a year before lockdown. I was walking home from dinner with two colleagues, one male, on female. The walk took longer than expected and I was absolutely bursting. I felt fine when we left the restaurant, but that's beer for you. When it filters through, it takes no prisoners. I took a position slightly behind the other two as we walked, because I was afraid I might have an accident and so they wouldn't see the way I was walking (or me squeezing myself to keep control). After about ten minutes, and realising we were still a long way from the ho

If there's anything wrong with your family it's that we're not all part of it. Immense thanks for sharing an illustration of what openness can look like. I think a great many people, not just those here, would love to experience the freedom and honesty your family has achieved.

To be completely honest, my pee kink is less about sexuality and more about rebellion. And I may be a rare site member in that I don't hold, don't wet, etc. I just pee for the fun of it. Yes, it gets me sexually excited, but I think the excitement comes from risky behaviour, "getting away with it", etc. And, yes, I find images of women peeing to also be arousing. But I don't pee under the table at Starbucks for sexual thrills ... I do it because it's fun and I enjoy the buzz of doing something like that. Even the pictures and videos I share aren't directly aimed at my own sexuality.

I started very young then went through a lull until my late teens. Somewhere in that time period I realised that peeing in strange places was exciting ... and I've never looked back. That's not to say it's been a continuous activity, just that once I found it exciting, I always found it exciting. I don't know exactly when or why I first realised the connection between naughty peeing and sexual excitement, but it was definitely in my teens. I discovered masturbation several years earlier so obviously recognised the stiffness and tingly sensation, and it went on from there. Regardin

When I got diesel at the weekend it was £1.88 per litre. My average grocery run has gone up by about 20%. And I got a whopping 3% pay rise this year (still better than 0% that I know some people got). Overall, life is just more expensive than it was in January.

Very interesting story. I'm curious about one aspect, if you're willing, and that's how this memory became associated with both pee and sexuality. It could so easily have turned into a very negative encounter that might have resulted in similarly negative thoughts about peeing. One early point of my own fetish journey was seeing my female cousin go to pee behind a tree whilst playing outdoors (we were. I don't think my brain ever stopped wondering what happened behind the tree and it got wrapped up in my sexual identity. Being a boy, this experience defined another part of the mystery

Some of the funniest writing I've ever seen was produced by translators. And finding a translator that can handle sex/fetish jargon must be even more interesting. They've gotten better, but they're no more perfect than actual humans. But it's all good ... I'm sure any occasional misunderstanding can be quickly rectified. 😎

Welcome back @DoeHaze ... if the men's toilets are making things tricky for you, well, piss on them! And I mean that in the most literal way possible. 😂 Looking forward to seeing more of your excellent content ... as and when you choose, of course.

Welcome to the Forum Sit back, relax, and let it go. Hope you enjoy your time with us.

Very glad you like them. It's been a while, I should probably post some more, don't you think?

Now all I need is a female companion to share with ... interested? 😈

I tried to access it today and the entire site was offline ... they're "working on it". Hmmm

Commando is a frequent but not constant condition. Sometimes because I feel horny, other times because I can't be arsed, and occasionally because I ran out of underwear (not a laundry guy, I guess ... I'll get to it, lol). Jeans, shorts, suit & tie, matters not ... swinging free feels good.