Sexismygod

Hi @Madelyn ... welcome to PeeFans. I loved your story just the way it is. In fact, I'll go further and say that every story should be told exactly how you want to tell it. It's your story so I feel strongly that it should include only what you want to include. Adding details is fine as long as you're comfortable sharing those details. I look forward to future stories. Your style is clear, descriptive and enjoyable. Don't let others tell you it should be different.

Overlord ... huh, yeah, I've got a few of those. I'll get to your requests/orders/edicts in the order they were received, along with all the other requests/orders/edicts from my other masters. Or maybe not ... I'm crap at taking orders, just so you know. 😉 Welcome to PeeFans. Enjoy your time here, but don't expect too much grovelling and scraping. @Sophie was just being nice. We're not really the grovel and scrape kind of crowd. Much more the chat, share and pee on your rug types, really.

After much pondering, I came to the realisation that I do have a few quirks, some of which others find quite annoying: The pause - when telling a story or joke, there's always a pause somewhere in the process. Sometimes multiple pauses. For me, it's just collecting and sorting to make sure I tell it right. For my friends, the pause is a fraction too long and they start talking just as I resume. Several friends have told me that I tell good stories but my delivery is annoying. Perspectives - I am cursed with a brain that sees alternatives everywhere. This can be good for work

I think it best to leave the kid out of it. I, for one, have zero interest in imagining a kid peeing or even thinking about it. Let's stick with the adults, please.

What he said ... 😎

Today was the last time I'll walk out of that client office ... thank god it's over

I love your pee adventures. You're a very inventive young lady and I hope I can replicate some of your ideas. I'm willing to be adopted ... if you're interested 😉😍

At least one of us can still enjoy them 😉

I bet those urinals aren't plumbed in ... mid-party, there's gonna be piss everywhere. Or so we all hope.

I'd self classify as straight but I'm not opposed to watching another guy peeing. And I have the occasional bi-curious moment and wonder what it might be like to pee with guy. Sexuality is pretty fluid and the right moment could produce unexpected results.

Spending more time in hotels lately ... so, of course, there are new puddles to see. Here's a taster: https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Hotel-roo-piss-spot

Seems they didn't last long ... or it's a private link. Permission denied for both links

Trust me when I tell you ... your weight is the last thing I'd worry about while watching you (or anyone) peeing in their hotel room. 😎 I'm sure most here feel the same.

Somehow, the giggles make me think you don't feel too bad 😱😂

In the end, the answer was "yes"

So I'm sitting in the hotel bar, wondering if I should try a sneaky pee under the table. What do you think?

Lounge/Living room: I'd stand naked in the middle of the room with a selection of drinks ... and try to pee on the guests' feet as they choose their preferred beverage Bedroom: Just hanging out, peeing on things (bed, floor, in closets, etc.), hoping someone will come to join me

I love sexy older women ... as @Simpfan says, they know themselves better, they're more straightforward, and they have a certain confidence that comes with maturity and comfort in our own skins. I've not had the pleasure of an encounter, but I'm hopeful and, being a practical person, my target age range for a partner has more room on the older end than on the younger. 70+ doesn't seem as unreasonable as it did 20+ years ago. If I am lucky enough to find an older partner with a similar pee kink ... well, that's just icing on the cake.

There are certainly days where sex is at the front of my mind and it's all but impossible to push it into the background. It doesn't happen all that often, but the thoughts in my head on those days are wild and highly entertaining. I try to put off any form of release for as long as possible ... the release usually ends the sexual tension, and the tension is just so enjoyable.

Security cameras in hotels are usually in the entrances (lobby, service entrance, etc), lifts, and sometimes staircases. They don't usually have cameras in the upstairs hallways except around the lifts due to privacy concerns. I have been to places that have cameras everywhere, but checking for them is easy and if they're there, don't wander naked. Pretty simple really. The point of security cameras is deterrence, so they tend to be quite visible. Hidden cameras would be suspect and could lead to lawsuits. Avoiding easily identifiable cameras is not a problem.

I volunteer ... other volunteers will have to queue up behind me Even if I didn't have wood before I start, I'm sure I'd be hard as steel by the last drop

Rainy days are great for a discreet pee. A raincoat will usually extend to just below crotch level allowing anyone, even us guys, to take advantage of the existing puddles. I've even managed to do it standing next to strangers. I agree with @gldenwetgoose ... I often take my iPad with me to hotel bars and public areas, and it's fun to surf or chat with people all around. And, of course, a good walk in the countryside must be celebrated with an outdoor pee. I try to do it openly if there's no one else around.

Whenever I travel, I look for interesting places to pee, and carpet is my preferred surface to pee on. My favourite moments include: Peeing under a desk in an open hotel hallway ... fully exposed from all directions but no one noticed Walking down a carpeted staircase from the mezzanine level to the hotel lobby ... again, very exposed but no one to see Sitting naked on a chair in the lift lobby (upstairs, not in the hotel lobby) at 3am and just letting go ... I love hotel hallways in the dead of night Peeing on a wooden post in the middle of a hotel hallway ... like p

I've recently gone back to my old hobby of model building. I did it a lot as a kid but always thought I could do better. As an adult, I have more patience, focus & understanding ... and my recent efforts are some of the best small models I've ever done. Currently working up to a major project to be started in the new year.