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Sexismygod

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  1. I'd be inclined to combine peeing on his chair and on the carpet by leaving a nice puddle under his desk. Two hits in one go ... But mostly I'm just wracking my brain for a reason to be in London next week. To have you so close and not even try seems wrong. 😎
  2. This sounds like my dream playground. Have fun, don't get caught ... and tell us all about it. 😈
  3. They're not gone ... but they are restricted to eroprofile members only. Just trying to take at least a small step toward preventing underage access.
  4. @Ivy1989... I think you and I are a bit similar in our attitudes. Any adventures or stories I share are because I think there's something special or new about what happened. Though @gldenwetgoose is correct that sharing of more run-of-the-mill activities does get a positive response, I don't find it personally interesting to write about them. When I'm in a rut or think there's nothing more, I rely on the randomness and spontaneity of daily life. Eventually, something will come up and I'll think "Hey, I haven't tried that before!" Life is full of unexpected opportunities and challenges
  5. I second @Sophie's comment ... Maybe we should have a PeeFans day at the stables. I've ridden a horse before, but don't remember it having that effect. More testing is obviously needed.
  6. As the saying goes ... accidents happen 😉 And if a toilet is not available and you don't want an accident, well, you'll just have to be sneaky. Hehehehe
  7. As a follow up, would you ever put yourself in a situation where making it to the toilet was simply not possible ... and just risk it?
  8. That's true ... I've never understood that attitude, especially since I was inside my own house. I had angled the blinds to make sure I couldn't be seen from the street, but didn't really think about whether I could be seen from their upstairs window. Making a fuss about it would simply reveal they'd been peeping. As it was, she spent a lot of time naked herself, and never closed the curtains upstairs. She was clearly visible from my bedroom window and I probably saw as much of her as she did of me, which was always a random & sporadic occurrence. I guess we both lived in glass ho
  9. The body becomes accustomed to normalised behaviour, but this sounds like an occasional event so is unlikely to "train" the bladder. However, it may train you to think a pee is needed when it really isn't, so would there be any real difference between a trained bladder and a trained awareness? Sounds like some proper experimentation is needed.
  10. I've not peed around the house much in my current accommodations, but did do it in the past when I had my own place. Most places I've lived have received at least one or two baptisms. Though I love to piss on carpet, in my own house I tend to pee on easier-to-clean surfaces. One house I rented had a tiled kitchen and laminate flooring in the lounge. Both of those areas received multiple soakings at random intervals. There is something very relaxing and enjoyable about just leaning back on the sofa (or futon, in my case) and just letting go. Or leaning against the kitchen counter with
  11. Great story. I love reading stories about things I wished I'd been brave enough to do. Go Kelsie ... do it again!
  12. That sign seems kind of obvious. Why else would I pee in front of a camera if not to put it online? Just a normal day for me 😎😉
  13. Well damn ... I've pissed in cinemas before but never quite like that. Kudos for taking on the challenge.
  14. Based on that last post: Do you consider yourself devious, open, assertive or "depends on the situation"?
  15. Off topic, but ... Read a really interesting article yesterday on why women started removing body hair. Basically, it boils down to a combination of body shaming and societal pressure driven by men. I'm all for a return to the natural look.
  16. I knew a girl back in university with similar artwork (but a tiger instead of a butterfly). She took my breath away the first time she showed me. Thanks for resurrecting a very fond memory. Surprises like that are one of the best things in life.
  17. I love carpet pissing, but my home situation doesn't allow for it. My answer? Hotels. Thank god for business trips. 🤣
  18. True, but a skirt would solve that problem immediately. A skirt gives a woman almost complete freedom of expression. As a naughty/public pisser, I have major skirt envy ... and yes, I've seriously considered wearing a kilt for just this purpose. 😂
  19. I find this to be very situational If we're out drinking, it's not unusual to pee in front of friends ... they're probably peeing, too, so it's no issue If I'm out walking with friends, I'll be more discreet but I don't try to be invisible ... they usually just keep walking, thus informing me clearly of their lack of interest If I'm sitting at the dinner table with friends, I'll probably just go to the toilet ... alas, I have no friends that would welcome me peeing under the table 🤣 I'm not particularly shy about peeing in front of people, but I don't tend to go all-o
  20. Seems I'm a bit different ... If I just want to pee hard into the water, then E5 is the obvious answer (it could start almost anywhere, but 90+% will be E5). But I don't do that very often. I'm much more likely to, literally, piss around. That is, start somewhere around C4 or C6, then pee a circle around the centre. If I go clockwise, that would be C4-C5-C6-D7-E7-F7-G6-G5-G4-F3-E3-D3-C4. And if I can, I'll reverse the entire sequence. Basically, I paint the entire bowl ... just because I can. 🤣
  21. So true ... Most of the things we think are scary are just things we haven't tried yet and don't know what will happen. @Bacardi Once you've tried, no changing room will be safe!
  22. I would never send you out on your own @Bacardi ... I'm here to help. 😇
  23. I've baptized one or two myself ... and always wonder how often it happens. @Bacardi - let's go shopping!!
  24. I always used to hold a joint with two fingers and a thumb ... remove one finger when you get down to the roach (unless you have a roach clip or enjoy burning your fingers). Based on that, I guess I use the joint grip ... and I've never needed a roach clip to pee. I agree that getting hard creates a fountain effect. I've found that if I get hard while peeing, the fountain gets gradually higher, which is a kind of cool affect. I've got a few videos of this, and can attest to the wonderful sensation of peeing through a really hard cock. No grip needed when it's hard. There's only one p
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