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Sexismygod

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About Sexismygod

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  • Birthday 10/21/1963

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  • Gender
    Straigt male
  • Occupation
    Engineer
  • About Me
    Active, try to stay fit, work too much .. about sums me up

Pee Profile

  • Favourite Thing About Pee
    Naughty peeing
  • Your Hottest Pee Experience
    I've had some great fantasy moments but sadly only in my imagination. Maybe someday :)

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  1. Come on over ... I’m happy to go first
  2. Sexismygod

    Elevator

    I like it when I’m alone in a lift going the “wrong” direction. That is, going up in a multi-storey car park or hotel, or going down to underground parking. People rarely join the lift in those situations so there’s an opportunity for mischief. I’ve left many a puddle .. on carpet, metal and tile ... and always walk away smiling with that little buzz.
  3. Sexismygod

    after my massage

    It’s amazing the massage table doesn’t get wet more often. Massages always make me want to pee but I’ve resisted the urge. Maybe I should try a different massage parlour where it might be more acceptable. They always do your back first, so I’d wait until I turn over. Then I’d relax as they work, slowly peeing into the modesty towel, almost certainly with a nice tent from a healthy semi as the wet patch grows. Mmmm, lovely fantasy, I wonder if it will ever happen.
  4. Sexismygod

    Hotels

    Fold-out beds are an oft-missed opportunity. You get to piss the bed ... then fold it away and out of sight. Just your dirty little secret. It would love to spend a night pissing and fucking on the fold-away bed, then tuck it away and use the main bed for a little sleep, time permitting of course.
  5. 20. Angela, of course, was the obligatory redhead. Every night out needs a redhead.
  6. The person above me is, in reality, a meek and timid housewife from Toledo.
  7. Sexismygod

    Questions only

    “What are my options here?”
  8. Sexismygod

    Corrupt a wish!

    Getting back to the game at hand ... I think the last wish was “I wish I could fly” You can fly .. but only fly. You can never land. I wish I could see through walls.
  9. I’d rather be deaf. There are visual forms of communication but you can’t really see with your ears. Would you rather be 8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
  10. Sexismygod

    Where would you see me pee?

    I agree 100% with Sophie. You're just sexy as hell. Very glad to have you around here.
  11. That just sounds far too reasonable. The snail doesn’t kill everyone, only you (or me) so someone else can catch it and store it. Even a hyper-intelligent snail can’t open a screw cap.
  12. Sexismygod

    Where would you see me pee?

    There is no arguing that fact. And you’re a hot, sexy, wanton woman, too, like a wet dream come true.
  13. Sexismygod

    Ejaculation.

    I’m not gay but I do enjoy these. It’s hot to see a woman who knows how to handle a man’s cock.
  14. Sexismygod

    Ejaculation.

    I can be noisy when the mood is right, but can also be quiet as a mouse when fucking with people nearby. The best thing about a public fuck is the “you have no idea what we’re doing” factor.
  15. Sexismygod

    No bits rule.

    The hypocrisy of public media is endless, but particularly strange in the US and U.K. In Europe and Scandinavia, the naked body is just a naked body. Men and women share the sauna naked without a second thought. Television shows nudity of both sexes equally, though they do try to wait til the kiddies have gone to bed. In US/UK, it’s an inherently sexual image. Why? This perspective just makes the body something to be hidden rather than celebrated. It creates unnecessary tension and angst when so much as a bare breast is exposed (oh, the horror!). I think it’s time to just get over it. What’s the big deal? The really strange thing to me is how gratuitous violence (dismemberment, disembowelling, etc) is treated in films. Ultra-gory films like Saw get lighter ratings than a film with a topless woman. WTF? Seriously? They think a naked breast is more damaging and perverse than cutting off someone’s hand with a circular saw? That, my friends, is just plain crazy.
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