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My god, that’s fucking hot

I’ve heard Italian-Americans say that water for pasta should be as salty as the ocean, and I’ve eaten pasta in Rome which seemed pretty salty - by the time the water is like that I expect you could piss in it and it would take a connoisseur to know the difference

Unfortunately, this guy isn’t me, though you’ll be glad to know I do pee in pools quite often.

“The Olympic motto is the hendiatris Citius, Altius, Fortius, which is Latin for "faster, higher, stronger"

St. Valentine is also the patron saint of drunk hungry people, pizza chefs, pizza chefs’ business associates, and horny people who don’t have a willing partner to hand

Um, yeah, some self exploration is first on the list. Obviously, there is the novelty of having breasts, and that when I get turned on I get wet, so I’m going to be licking my cum off my fingers and getting myself off. I feel like I’m going to want at least a dildo and maybe a helpful male friend to see what my new orientation is by coming inside me and seeing how much I like it. If the weather is hot I’ll want to wear a loose skirt, and no underwear. You might think this was so I could stay hydrated and go pee discreetly, and you would be right.

That feeling when someone finds the exact epicentre of your kink...

This is so vivid I can feel the warmth as I watch it

She’s a mermaid. The legs are someone else’s. (#pissingblondeconspiracy) She seems to be posting pictures wearing fewer and fewer clothes. Where will this end!!!????!?!?!

How did that work? Did you just have to go outside the house and squat somewhere out of the way when you needed to go, even at night?

(raises an eyebrow)

https://www.erome.com/a/76cZEAeT

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dc624a3dccd0

Sounds like you really needed to go. I bet that felt good and you left a huge puddle on the ground

How is the borscht on North Island, Comrade?

Facebook is just the fucking worst. You go on it to see what your friends are doing and what they're doing is piling on someone who got caught short & out, and did the obvious thing, squatting out of her car for a desperate piss. Obviously. I mean, you would! I mean, I've heard people being very judgemental about nudity and about pee, but not in this kind of situation where there wasn't any alternative. (On the other hand, someone's going to see this picture and be strangely turned on by it, discovering something about themselves they hadn't realised)

Hey, did Peefans merge with Jalopnik? (American car enthusiast site, hates SUVs, loves manual transmission & injokes, has a comments section actually worth reading) I’ve not driven for that many years, and I’ve not driven automatics very much, so take all this with a pinch of salt, but - the physical sense of clutching and shifting doesn’t do a lot for me. It’s only actually a problem in really bad traffic, or stop-start town driving. The automatics I’ve driven have been dual clutch transmissions - they tend to start a bit jerkily from stand and can occasionally be “stuck” in the wron

I’m surprised you went all the way to the toilet - surely she could have pissed on the ground nearer the tent, unless this attracts bears or something.

You’d get away with it. Lots of people pee in pools

Never sure if he’s coming or going?

despite

inspired by something @greedyneedygirl said about foamy pee, which reminded me of how if you pee in the river sometimes there's a little trail of foam, and, well, here's mine: https://www.erome.com/a/ZgnPhdMs

Well it is a bit annoying when I had been aiming perfectly and then suddenly a second stream goes somewhere else, and I have to clean up after myself. If I don't have to clean up, I don't care.

Do guys peeing sitting down interest you particularly? (I end up doing that if I pee in the night and don't want to turn the lights on in order to aim. I've also done it on the beach where I was hidden by a dip, needed to pee, and didn't want to swim).

@PissingBlonde has a large puddle under the table but no cylinder. Mine is a large cylinder containing mostly seawater (but also pee). @Riley’s is the size of a shot glass. There is another shot glass containing what appears to be semen but we’re not sure who that was