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I dreamed there was a coffee table book of@puddyls’s pics (Which as far as I know isn’t real, but https://powerhousebooks.com/books/pees-on-earth/ somehow is)

I think they both needed to pee and rather than one of them wait, having seen someone else had used the floor, they both did; if you hadn’t prepared it for them they would have used the toilet one by one.

If @Mary Moon ever has has a boyfriend he’s going to be like “omg wtf are you doing” and Mary will be “it’s a thing I saw on the internet”

Presumably not “lazy people who can’t be bothered to cook buying food off Uber Eats, whose delivery riders end up pissing everywhere” #complaining

Man, that’s living dangerously, depending what the police are like!

They do say boys can just whip it out & piss anywhere

I'mma steal your list & add to it 1) Toilet Well. Sometimes. Sometimes there's no alternative and you just have to do the conventional thing 2) Shower Mine. Public ones in changing rooms. Cubicles at swimming pools. Occasionally under a cold water one at the beach. Not everyone is a shower peer, but we must be in the majority, right...? 3) A cup Rarely. In a car park (parking lot) too busy to just whip it out outside the car, then dumping on the ground afterwards. In kitchen while plumber was working on bathroom. 3a) In a bottle When camping, tipped

Maybe they've got music in and the publishers of the music are objecting

Were futanari (as in, hentai) influential on you realising your gender orientation? Do you like girls, boys, or both? ("It's confusing these days" -- David Bowie, "Hallo Spaceboy")

A futa does not wet herself by accident, but precisely if and when she means to.

Every little helps!

Nice ❤️

We’d just find an alternative place to whip it out 💦 🍆

Mmm this is making me want to suck a dick 😅

A man after my own heart ❤️

Man, I wish I could find a convenient one of those. Do you prefer peeing naked, or through swimwear, and do you prefer peeing in the pool or the sea? 💦

I hadn’t realised there were podcasts about inadvertently drugged fish, but I guess you live and learn

Now that sounds like IKEA 😂

Meanwhile, in Australia:

I got desperate enough I used the sink, rather than going out to find a nice wall or tree

In bushes, in trees, against a wall…?

Where’re you gonna let it go? 🌳

😰Oh, great, now @desperationgirl is going to forbid me to relieve myself, what have I done

Oh, more coffee! Excellent idea