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Well ladies. Today we shall continue our lessons on decorum. Today, we shall go over how to pee with decorum. If you are in your chair, then simply lean forward slightly, keep your back straight, shoulders down and simply wet the chair. If you are standing, remain standing up straight, and simply let go where you are. If you are walking, maintain your pace as you pee. remembering to keep your back straight and shoulders down. Now I gather that last one might be a bit trickier, so I hope you've drank all your tea, because I want you to walk with decorum and practice peeing w

Same, but it can still be fun to do theology.

To be clear, I don't really believe in any gods, but that doesn't mean I can't wonder about why a god would design a universe in which we need to pee, or why we pee through the same area we reproduce and have sex with. Now this post may come across as rambley, but I just wanna get my thoughts out. I think a lot of it may have to do with the idea of giving. That a deity would design our genitals as the giving part. Giving pee back to the plants we ate, and returning the stuff to nature; and giving pleasure to each other and babies to the world. Now many criticise the fact that our was

I mean, this is the country where you aren't supposed to sneeze in public.

Not if you are @Paulypeeps

What was it called?

Can't remember. I think it was one of the Scandinavian countries. It seems I can't find any mention of it.

I think one of the countries had a pee outside day as a water saving initiative.

I think it's Scandinavia in general, but honestly it's so sparsely populated that it's less of a problem, that and smells don't travel through cold air well.

And put on the sex offenders register.

Same. I didn't know this thread existed. Mine is the 3rd, when's yours?

Reminds me of this fashion designer, for some reason.

Glad I'm not the only one who saw it.

Who was it on mock the week, who joked in the unlikely things for a politician to say section, that he proposed recriminalising homosexuality... so he could feel more dirty when he did it?

I fantasise about it becoming normal, so once that happens, there is no fantasy. 😕