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Wait what? There was a cigarette? Also, what's this about getting a BJ in a bar?

why not?

There's plenty of piss parties that cater to all sexual orientations, it's just knowing where to find them

How did you find me? Lol

Damn! They used to be the pinnacle of quality engineering. Now their greed has turned them into a tragic joke.

There are NSFW versions of Chat GPT out there.

awww don't give up hope. I'm still limping through university, but I'm sure I'll have a sequel out by October. I already wrote two sequels, I just haven't finished yet

Lo stesso. (Same)

That means Hello and welcome. Wait, aren't these comments supposed to be in English?

I found you because of the comment on my old story; you seem cool.

Idk why, but in the How I Met Your Mother scene where, I think her name was Robin? was doing a diaper commercial. Something about the way she just said AAAHHHH got me going. Of course, this was in the days before I was allowed to watch porn. https://youtu.be/4MsIOhRZGEg

Yeah. I don't like google either, but this website uses their services. So let's be careful about criticising our overlords on a platform they have their grubby hands in.

Glad to see you back @Vassal Hope the depression is getting better.

I mentioned an experience in a field once where I pissed on the first woman I had sex with (Not the first person though, I'm not exactly straight). One of the more interesting things I saw was a urinal that literally just drained into the grass. You could pick up the pipe and aim it at someone (with their consent obviously) but it was there. I think I pissed in it once, just to see what it was like. Not as fun to do alone though I must say.

This is reminding me of the Facebook group "And then she breasted boobily to the stairs and titted downwards"

To be fair, that is more accurate than what most people think she did.

I seriously don't want them to know how much I like Pokémon either.

I love pee cuddles. I may have mentioned before when I shared a pee cuddle with a Scottish lass at a fetish club. So I get the feeling. I'm happy for you bud.

I mean, if I don't get much pleasure giving my penis a shake after peeing, why would I presume women would get pleasure wiping?

I knew PaulyPeeps would comment

I always recommend privacy respecting drives such as proton. I already have one, and would be happy to host a few videos there for y'all.

Classic

I I didn't notice tbh

Ooh! What's the context? So intriguing.