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This is so vivid I can feel the warmth as I watch it

She’s a mermaid. The legs are someone else’s. (#pissingblondeconspiracy) She seems to be posting pictures wearing fewer and fewer clothes. Where will this end!!!????!?!?!

How did that work? Did you just have to go outside the house and squat somewhere out of the way when you needed to go, even at night?

(raises an eyebrow)

https://www.erome.com/a/76cZEAeT

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dc624a3dccd0

Sounds like you really needed to go. I bet that felt good and you left a huge puddle on the ground

How is the borscht on North Island, Comrade?

Facebook is just the fucking worst. You go on it to see what your friends are doing and what they're doing is piling on someone who got caught short & out, and did the obvious thing, squatting out of her car for a desperate piss. Obviously. I mean, you would! I mean, I've heard people being very judgemental about nudity and about pee, but not in this kind of situation where there wasn't any alternative. (On the other hand, someone's going to see this picture and be strangely turned on by it, discovering something about themselves they hadn't realised)

Hey, did Peefans merge with Jalopnik? (American car enthusiast site, hates SUVs, loves manual transmission & injokes, has a comments section actually worth reading) I’ve not driven for that many years, and I’ve not driven automatics very much, so take all this with a pinch of salt, but - the physical sense of clutching and shifting doesn’t do a lot for me. It’s only actually a problem in really bad traffic, or stop-start town driving. The automatics I’ve driven have been dual clutch transmissions - they tend to start a bit jerkily from stand and can occasionally be “stuck” in the wron

I’m surprised you went all the way to the toilet - surely she could have pissed on the ground nearer the tent, unless this attracts bears or something.

You’d get away with it. Lots of people pee in pools

Never sure if he’s coming or going?

despite

inspired by something @greedyneedygirl said about foamy pee, which reminded me of how if you pee in the river sometimes there's a little trail of foam, and, well, here's mine: https://www.erome.com/a/ZgnPhdMs

Well it is a bit annoying when I had been aiming perfectly and then suddenly a second stream goes somewhere else, and I have to clean up after myself. If I don't have to clean up, I don't care.

Do guys peeing sitting down interest you particularly? (I end up doing that if I pee in the night and don't want to turn the lights on in order to aim. I've also done it on the beach where I was hidden by a dip, needed to pee, and didn't want to swim).

@PissingBlonde has a large puddle under the table but no cylinder. Mine is a large cylinder containing mostly seawater (but also pee). @Riley’s is the size of a shot glass. There is another shot glass containing what appears to be semen but we’re not sure who that was

Some of mine from when I was younger: - a drain outdoors. Very public, got told off for that one, though I’d have been six years old or so - bath/shower, unsurprisingly (though parents weren’t and aren’t shower-peers), or the bathroom sink - various containers All the more interesting places were away from home: - on the floor in changing rooms - in the woods - back streets, underpasses (though I usually don’t pee where the rain won’t get to) - rivers, streams, the sea - swimming pools

He needs some help with aiming, certainly "No, down a bit" "I said down a bit" "Oh, I see, you can't. Look, if you can't get in in the sink, we'll have to do something else with it, here, let me..."

Busted! Kids don't miss a thing, do they? Josie sounds like she might be a lost cause - if neither having kids or going camping causes her to relax her standards, I don't know what will. Popping into a Starbucks for a pee and a coffee is, obviously, self-defeating 😶

Nominate @spywareonya for best accidental innuendo (Sorry, I know English isn't your first language but this was too good to miss)

I've been caught a few times: - in the street at night, occasionally eliciting a "tut" or "ew!", in one case (from a cyclist, I think) - peeing in a lake. I was about to swim in it and had waded in and squatted down to get accustomed to the cold water and immediately had to pee, so I did, which looked a bit obvious - peeing by the side of the road with traffic passing - standing at the water's edge on a nude beach, peeing into the sea

Mmm, coffee & cream

The Apple Notes app on iphone or iPad will let you save, search, edit and you can lock notes with a password so that’s the easy answer. I’ve heard good things about an app called Scrivener, but this might be more appropriate for writing a book. (Disclaimer: I’m not a writer) Message me any time for proofreads, but from what you’ve posted before I may only be editing with one hand 😊