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It’s said to be from the chlorine reacting with pretty much any contaminant. Could be pee, sweat, general dirt. Some pools go to varying lengths to encourage people to shower before getting in the pool - signs which people ignore, mostly. It’s expected in some places. I imagine many people will instinctively pee in the shower from habit and the warm flowing water.

“Salted” caramel

Watch the angle, though! Uh, I guess.

Kinsey 0 guys be like: cock? Meh.

Decoration! Candlestick! (Sorry, I know, too late...)

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A few days ago I went swimming and when I went into a cubicle to change there was the distinct scent of piss. I couldn’t work out exactly where it was coming from, though it did seem to be that cubicle rather than another one nearby - my guess is someone had pissed on the floor and it had dried. This - finding a piss scented cubicle - has happened to me a few times. I’ve actually seen guys pissing in communal showers (obvious yellow pee trail is obvious), and on one occasion seen a guy whip his cock out and piss in the pool while swimming. Anyone got any more detailed sightings?

I don’t always pee in the pool but if I swim in the sea or a lake, I’m peeing there every time (but if someone is swimming near me and I’m not sure they’re ok with me peeing right there I’ll often say I need to pee, or at least swim further away. If it’s a friend who I know is fine with it, I’ll just pee). Even people who won’t pee in the pool will pee in the ocean

Fifty Shades of YELLOW

Hm, I guess it depends where you grew up. My family weren’t averse to peeing outside if no bathroom was available, and I ended up loving peeing outside anyway 🤷‍♂️

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You say that like it’s a bad thing 😊

Love it. Can’t do it as much as I like to because I live in town with lots of neighbours and passers by, not to mention cctv. I used to do it more often after going out drinking - not going to the bathroom before leaving the pub but finding an alley or somewhere to piss on the ground. If I’m in the woods, hiking, or on a long road trip I’ll find somewhere slightly out of the way & piss on a tree, wall, fence, or whatever.

If this is the “adult colouring” thing I keep hearing about, I’m in favour of it

Plot twist: yellow sea

Can’t you, like, cover over the yellow snow with clean snow?

My god, that’s fucking hot

I’ve heard Italian-Americans say that water for pasta should be as salty as the ocean, and I’ve eaten pasta in Rome which seemed pretty salty - by the time the water is like that I expect you could piss in it and it would take a connoisseur to know the difference

Unfortunately, this guy isn’t me, though you’ll be glad to know I do pee in pools quite often.

“The Olympic motto is the hendiatris Citius, Altius, Fortius, which is Latin for "faster, higher, stronger"

St. Valentine is also the patron saint of drunk hungry people, pizza chefs, pizza chefs’ business associates, and horny people who don’t have a willing partner to hand

Um, yeah, some self exploration is first on the list. Obviously, there is the novelty of having breasts, and that when I get turned on I get wet, so I’m going to be licking my cum off my fingers and getting myself off. I feel like I’m going to want at least a dildo and maybe a helpful male friend to see what my new orientation is by coming inside me and seeing how much I like it. If the weather is hot I’ll want to wear a loose skirt, and no underwear. You might think this was so I could stay hydrated and go pee discreetly, and you would be right.

That feeling when someone finds the exact epicentre of your kink...