If this breaks any copyright or bad poetry laws, I will just tell them Oliver made me do it 🙃
Shall I come share pee on a summer's day?
Thou art more thirsty and dehydrated...
Strong streams do soak the nipple buds of May
And shower's length hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the wine of heaven shines
And often is his gold confection rimmed,
Every stream from lips sometimes descends
Bush shaved, or nature's Venus mound untrimmed...
So as long as men can whizz, or pussies pee
So long lives piss, and piss gives life to thee.