oliver2

God, I had a dreadful nightmare, there was some sort of “sexuality sorting hat” asking me questions I’d never thought of before about gender and genitalia. It kept saying something about “Kinsey 1.5” and sorting me into pan - sounds like it wanted to eat me. Brrr. Oh well, can’t sleep after that.

Apparently some can - there is porn of it.

It appears to be a headache. (Wanders off in search of ibuprofen)

Where could I sit where I could see your face and your labia simultaneously? And whether I’ve forgotten all the French words I used to know, or whether I’m still a cunning linguist...

That doesn’t seem like something that worries you greatly 😉

I’m sorry to hear you feel ashamed of this, particularly when pissing where your lover sees what you’re doing is hardly unusual amongst people who don’t have this kink. Trees are ... among my favourite places to pee. I’ve uploaded some videos 😊

If it was a pool party at least you might not have got too many clothes wet. I have a memory where I was with my family at the beach and in the water. Realising I needed to pee, I knew that peeing in the sea was allowed so I did, then said to my godmother (who was next to me) “I just did a wee”, to which she replied crossly “You could have warned me first!” 😗

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/beauty/fragrance/a30510012/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/ Intended to have the scent of pussy in general, not Paltrow’s in particular. (Or: how to be mistaken for a spam bot)

Mixed bag, here. My family wouldn’t have felt the need to close the bathroom door to pee but messages about peeing other than in a toilet were... mixed. I remember being shamed for peeing in a drain (I think neighbours had seen & complained - I’d have been about 6), and my parents sounding disgusted about people “using the underpass as a toilet” (the underpass between home and the station generally smelled of stale pee) but if we were somewhere with no toilet available I’d have been told to pee in the trees, etc.

Hm. Maybe there was a line for the bathroom. I’ve met women who will pee outdoors for convenience, but I wonder if your mom enjoys it? If she had been truly desperate I guess she could have stopped the car somewhere and peed using an open door as cover?

Oh, it’s the worst. I don’t usually get pee shy but occasionally if I’m somewhere very public or unusual I just can’t go

I mean unless the other stories are literally “I was out with my mom and she peed on the drive by the car as soon as we got back home”, I expect people hear would like to read them!

We have wondered before whether this is something that can be inherited

I expect there’s an appetite for variations on this general theme

Oh, the anticipation caused by this description ... 🥰

Curiously, it might be more typical for a mom to tell her son, “If you’re desperate just go when you get out of the car”, or wherever, rather than the other way round.

Wow! Was this really your first time peeing outside? Glad you enjoyed the feel of the air and the grass on your slit. Doing it in long grass is very discreet, too, in case anyone was watching, though it sounds like you’d like to be watched...

Generally I’ll go in trees and bushes, but if there aren’t any, or a wall provides more cover, I’ll pee against that. I kind of like seeing the pee stream I left behind and that’s more visible on a hard surface 😊

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Aw. I’m sorry you feel ashamed, you don’t deserve that for kinks which are ultimately natural and benign. (Not that I want everyone to know all my kinks either, but you know what I mean)

Not trying that with a manual transmission 🙃

- swims like a fish, but comfortable on land - drives like a maniac - going down on them make you feel like you just dropped acid

There was a tv ad - probably linked from here somewhere - for toilet cleaner. A visitor to the house goes to the bathroom but is disgusted by the state of the toilet, sneaks a pee in a child’s potty, and is caught by the mother...

I reckon @speedy3471 gets out of practice from peeing out in the open where aim doesn’t matter at all and he can just spray it everywhere with impunity

Put it another way: if you’re going down on your gf are you going to insist she has showered more recently than she has peed?