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Well I’d feel creepy fantasising about you because I’m more than twice your age (and also I have no idea what you look like), but I do have warm fuzzy pervy feelings when you write about enjoyably peeing outdoors

Standard advice is: you’re responsible for what you do, but what’s in your head is your own damn business. (That, and some of them will be fantasising about you).

... and that’s with you not peeing in it. Maybe it’s a pig with or without pee...? 🤔

What about the chloramines & such, results of the chlorine reacting with the pee?

WTF 🙂 Peeing in the sea feels awesome how can you not like it this is incomprehensible 🙂 I would guess that public pools have much more water & treating water on that scale is much more economical than looking after a backyard pool, but I could be wrong.

(Armchair psych) Because arousal reduces disgust. If your reaction to a cute girl is “wow, hot - I wanna kiss her mouth hard & kiss her pussy and put my cock up... wait ew her saliva in my mouth? And the wetness from her ... all over my lips? Ewww, gross”, this would be a disaster, romantically & evolutionarily. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/arousal-disgust-sex-study_n_1877743

#penisproblems

Having your bits flopping about is the thing about boxer shorts. Either you like it, or you don’t (in which case, wear something else!)

Paging @Maggie_555

I wonder if her other hand was busy? 😉

Would you go pee in the toilets before getting in the pool then only go in the pool after that if you felt the need, or would you skip the toilets & just go straight to the pool? 🤔

(S)wordplay?

Did you ever pee in, or into, a river? 😊

(Looks down at balls) I feel completely fucking inadequate now. Aren’t nature & engineering impressive?

Money shot! Look at all that seed...

Is this one of the little square bales or the huge Swiss roll shaped ones you have to move with a tractor, because if it’s a Swiss roll one you might need some help

COW: Mmm, salt

That sounds an interesting conversation! Do you think she was doing it for convenience, or seeing it as not a taboo, or was she doing it because she got off on it?

Hold your pee deliberately before swimming, so it's actually uncomfortable. While you're changing you're thinking how much you have to go, and that you could go in the showers or in the changing room somewhere but you're going to wait until you're in the pool so everyone else ends up swimming in your pee. Deliberately drink coffee, coke etc before swimming, or lots of tea. If there's more than one pool, get in the smaller pool before pissing, then move to the bigger one (or piss in a hot tub). Take vitamins so your pee is particularly yellow. Talk to your friends about piss

... but if you go down on a girl and get a little inadvertent taste of pee...?

... pee fans? (Sorry)

Roses are red, kittens have ears The swimming pool’s yellow, ‘cos @Maggie_555 was here

Way ahead of you...

My parents taught me not to pee in the pool but I’ve been happily pissing in rivers, streams and the sea since I was a boy, and I don’t plan to stop now.