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Oooh, nice. I love seeing a girl hold her lips open. Sounds like your neighbour liked it too.

I, uh, heard that two girls rubbing pussy against each others’ is called scissoring...?

Have you ever done it obviously so someone else notices, or seen someone else peeing at the beach? Sounds like you enjoy it - me too - beaches are a peeing free-for-all

For me, I naturally, somehow, learned to have mental arousal that tapers off more gradually after coming, but, yeah, all these things are more exciting before orgasm

Well, what are we gonna do about it? Just find some corner, unzip, whip it out and spray in some corner or other leaving an obvious piss stream down the wall and on the ground? (Well, yeah, probably...)

The door to the outside, or the bathroom door?

Wait, what are the "cons"? 🙃

Easy flowing many things, really...

Huh, I followed the exhibitionist aspect, and @Kupar the voyeur... 🤔

Last time I swam this year before the pandemic, the changing cubicle I changed in had a faint scent of urine. Some previous swimmer had pissed discreetly on the floor somewhere...

[examines the pictures very carefully trying to find a toilet at the end of the stream]

"This is not what I signed up for" -- @Eliminature's rubber duck

Nominate @Eliminature for “best typo of 2020” award

I think maybe you did it on purpose 😉

#pissbragging

Good for you! 💕

Oh, my, that second one 💕💕💕💕 So fucking kissable...

(Based on the "places to pee at college" story; I took the liberty of merging Suzy and @Ppgirl into the same person) Frankly, it’d never have happened if i hadn’t been quite so wasted. Suzy - who I knew, a little, and who wasn’t shy about when she was peeing - stood up, saying she had to pee, and was going to go in the bushes - and I went with her. She walked to a little nook in the bushes, without saying anything, but gave me the occasional look - her big eyes, looking straight at me - like, come here, watch this. I followed - unsteadily, from the beers working their way thr

That’s because we’re too gruff, masculine and serious 😉

Not v. practical, but: Some kinda device that detects when a swimming pool, bath or shower has been pissed in. An app for directing you to discreet pee spots (sort of like trip advisor but for outdoor peeing)

7. There’s a very wide variation in how peeing is regarded in people’s families: how much it’s a taboo, whether to lock the toilet door, whether outdoors and sinks are reasonable alternatives, only for desperate need, or completely beyond the pale, whether the pool is an “okay toilet”, under what circumstances it’s reasonable to pee yourself, ...

I wonder, is it physically much easier for a girl to pee herself from desperation than for a guy? (There may also be a social convention element to it, that it would be more acceptable to pee in public if you have a penis you can whip out and direct discreetly (@Ms. Tito bait) Even with CCTV there’s a lot of post-pub outdoor pissing. And lockdown restrictions have meant a lot of peeing in the bushes in parks. I suspect a tiny fraction of outdoor pees result in a small fine, and an even smaller fraction any more serious prosecution. (In other jurisdictions, it’ll vary).

I would!

Pheromones. #headcanon (apparently a way to repel foxes is to piss in your yard - foxes have acute sense of smell and are likely to regard it as your territory)

Uh... research. It’s for a book. (Squeezes herself between her legs, moans)