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Mythbusters did it - starts about 13min in

It’s too mainstream now #hipster

As I might have mentioned I enjoy peeing against a wall & leaving a mark

Apparently it works to keep foxes away, too

I’d rather have piss up my nose than cum in my eyes

D’ya wanna flake in that, luv? (I’m not the best person to ask about what is and isn’t vanilla, tbh)

And the trees.

Plot twist: the roses loved the intense fertilisation and grew better for it

(flips skirt down again) oh, I didn’t bring a tape measure Your description of how you don’t squat to pee because your dick touches the ground if you do that made it sound pretty big

Some guys like to pee in sinks, the shower or the bathtub, if that appeals? Yeah, I can se how stage fright would be worsened by also thinking about filming yourself

I must confess that I enjoy leaving a mark

Was that in a bathroom, or somewhere else? Did you manage to see much of him peeing, and did he see much of you? Enquiring minds...

You may find your shyness eases in a situation where other people are peeing and it gets more normal, like a road trip, evening out drinking, hiking, etc

This is where @Ms. Tito gets numerous offers to peek beneath her skirt and tell her how beautiful and suckable her dick is

Sinks were made to be pissed in - they’re at the right height and even have a drain.

@speedy3471 the problem is your cock’s too big. Maybe try rolling around in the snow to shrink it?

Ok, I'll bite your neck gently, while feeling the warm solidity of your girlpenis before moving up to your ear and whispering filthy things and offering to ahem, I'm not sure what came over me I'll bite - what's so great about having a penis, for you? (Other than "ability to aim pee accurately without l33t @Eliminature skilz", and "It's already there without having to do a bunch of fairly involved and difficult surgery", and "spray girlcum", and...). Obv tell me to get lost if this is too personal a question. 🙃

No true Scotsfemboy fallacy

The first rule of discreet club is do not attract attention to discreet club by wearing clothes that prompt passers by to wonder why I’m wearing what I am. Also I suspect, absent rummaging/aiming, I’d piss on my skirt, not on the ground. I’m quite happy with my ability to improvise pee locations with a penis, tbh 🙃

I’m no theologian but that seems to be the general idea, yes

and end up leaving another, stickier, wet patch

(Whispers in your ear) hot kinky futa

I saw someone piss against a wooden wall/hoarding/thing near the woods. He wasn’t hiding what he was doing, and left an obvious wet mark on the wall, but you couldn’t see his dick. (Posts a new woods pee vid/gif)

https://www.erome.com/a/zthtAVfQ

Is this to make it easier to piss into the sea?