oliver2

It is! We could offer to help him water his tree but I think he’s got it covered

This whole description 🥰 with the offloading your piss and your cute little jet

Sing, o muse, of the Incident in the Pisuaria National Physical Laboratory with the Time Machine in the Night Time

I haven’t noticed any backpressure or sense of having to push harder, but letting it go with no sound or splashing - what @DoctorDoctor calls creepy - is quite distinctive and, to me, very pleasant. Always feels to me like I can feel the pee flowing through me. Someone - I forget who - once said of peeing in the pool “I know I shouldn’t but it feels amazing” And then, of course, in cold water, the warmth in your swimwear is nice, unless you pull it aside or are swimming nude

Just whip it out, girl! 🥰

Verify our dishtance to end of parking bay. One ping only.

Some of mine: In trees or against a wall of a building walking back home from the bar. In the sink in my bedroom, rather than walking down the corridor to the bathrooms. Behind the brick shed behind the house I lived in. (Behind some of the campus bars were popular pee spots, judging by scent)

Is that what they’re calling it now? Ah, Comrade! … yes, I have several tonnes of head canon which are now, unfortunately, redundant for their original purpose and could perhaps be melted down and converted into some new product for the Good of the Pisuarian people. Such as, perhaps, a stainless steel urinal. NARRATOR By this, @oliver2 revealed himself to be a spy, since no true Pisuarian would use a urinal for anything

Do you think your parents were unusually strict?

Looks like you got most of it on the ground where you wanted it!

Keeping the rivers topped up

Me, discreetly looking out for signs of anyone peeing: yes, I’m not noticing strangers at all 😉

Unfortunately I think swimwear is worn at most, conventionally. I dimly remember something about how the 18+ limit is because a hot tub is, properly, kept very hot, and if you sit in one for too long you can get ill from your core body temperature going up. Kids, being smaller, will warm up faster, and 18+ is a boring excessive bright-line rule. Or maybe adults don’t want excitable kids bouncing around making noise and splashing the water (which everyone has peed in) in everyone’s eyes. In short, everyone’s covering their asses.

(Discreetly nudges @Maggie_555) (Whispers, “she’s one of us”)

I love it when you talk dirty 😊

Not sure how much “artistic” and how much “huge pile of filters and stuff”, but:

The volume’s pretty impressive, too!

What kind of places, if you don’t mind me asking?

Information about clits and dicks and tdicks and whether/when to lick and suck them, and what it feels like to have them, is welcome in my opinion 🥰

Ceiling communist is watching you urinate

Sounds like she loves peeing into the lake. Sounds like a girl not to swim with if you don’t want to get pissed on 😉

Looks like you enjoyed that! No need to aim it anywhere in particular in a lay-by… You look pretty well, uh, equipped, if you don’t mind me saying so. (The internet’s been making us all feel inadequate about everything, irrespective of gender, orientation, colour or creed…)

The chill night air on your naked body, the quiet hiss and spatter of your pee stream falling to the ground? Did you just sneak into your neighbour’s garden and piss there? You’re a good, brave girl, sharing your piss with the world, onto the ground, where it should be.