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… right, but the thing is what you have is a lot of historic houses and gardens with tea rooms and gift shops, and lots of families and kids running around and, stereotypically, conservative middle-class people, who would be, perhaps, mildly surprised by women wandering around braless, and flat-out bewildered by nipple clamps. (It’s more fun and probably accurate to think they’re a lot more willing to experiment behind closed doors, but I can’t imagine the gift shops selling National Trust dildos any time soon). Ah, found that quote: (“Tarmac” = asphalt paving, as used for ro

Yeah, it’s a shame he’s hiding it from us, he’s got to be hard and throbbing. He’d likely be aroused by her scent alone but he’s getting quite a bit of other stimulus there, god, look how she’s moving against him, imagine how wet she is

IMO a lot of people who aren’t into pee will still go somewhere else if it’s more convenient and reasonably private, rather than strictly out of necessity - where “reasonably private” depends on the situation (is it a festival? Are we drunk? Are we in Spain?)

All these. You don’t have to be into feet to enjoy walking in the sand barefoot, and you don’t have to have a pee kink to enjoy peeing outdoors (or, like, relaxing outdoors, or cooking on a BBQ on fire rather than in a kitchen on a cooker, …) There’s a kind of liberation about it - that having to go to a special room, close the door, and pee in a flushable bucket(TM) - is like having to shamefully hide a part of yourself and make sure nobody sees it, as opposed to walking to the sea’s edge and spraying a slightly-yellow arc into the waves.

(Consulting a very large spreadsheet) This means you have to do it more now in order to fulfil your lifetime quota, Comrade.

Damn, the things you can do when you have an actual photographer helping out

NARRATOR Fall, in New England. Voyeurs gather to watch beautiful girls discreetly spraying piss over the golden fallen leaves on the forest floor…

Tease your lover with it, brushing their mouth with your soft curls until they can bear it no longer and lean in to taste your salty wetness. I love how wet you sound here, I’d totally have licked my fingers if it had been me feeling you

😊

That thing where you want what you can’t have, I guess.

… sometimes. More for distance than aim, if I’m for some reason trying to pee a long way (eg. Public toilet where someone’s pissed on the floor and I’m avoiding standing in it, or trying to get most of it into a river). Also when shaking off. If I’m in cold water, I sometimes have to pull the foreskin back because everything shrinks to the extent I can’t pee, so there’s me trying to discreetly rummage and free things up without it being super-obvious 😗

Ceiling Bacardi is watching you urinate

“Excuse me, luv, your area of outstanding natural beauty’s visible”

Oh nooo! How frustrating. Also will teach me to assume things - sorry! Hm. Well, that could be bad, or not so bad, depending on the situation. Presumably some taboo you’re taking a hammer and sickle to…

Ha. Now I see this, having quietly pissed into a river - well, quiet vocally, but lots of splashing - and turned that into a gif, whereas earlier I was so surprised by the sense of relief at the end of a pee that I was quite vocal, but didn’t think to have a camera running. Just as well I wasn’t at a public urinal, or guys’d’ve looked at me funny.

Porn be like: Woman OH OH FUCK YES MMMF MMMMMF MFFF OOOOOH OOOOH YES FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH *orgasms* Man mmmmmf *ejaculates*

I might have polluted the water a little

I wonder who this was?

Oooooh! @Ms. Tito got some! 🥰

Just don’t get stuck!

Hands busy for some reason? 😉

NARRATOR Suddenly, Lucy’s inbox was full.

Welcome! I’d have thought even guys with no interest in pee would enjoy glimpses of tits and pussy, especially with you looking right in the guy’s eyes and them knowing you were getting off on it 🥰 Hearing you sigh and the hissing as you spray pee out of you would be a bonus. But then I would say that, perv that I am… 😉

Well, not unless they’re a bunch of perverts or something 😉

Is it because the people next to you are on your side of the fence, and so less likely to end up walking in your piss puddle? Or it’s instinctive, like the thing where designers add a picture of a fly on the urinal for people to aim at, which apparently ends up with less pee on the floor…