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I will hand it to the defense lawyer in my head & hope for the best ❤️ And all this is about the sex-positive movement in general, not about your wonderful summary of it

I'd be happier if I could feel more solace from the sex-positive movement. Safe, sane and consensual is a fine banner to march under, but the prosecution lawyer in my head is quite capable of twisting things until something falls off the edge (how willing was the girl in the video I just watched, and how can I tell?) And conventional penetrative sex can only be made safe-ish, there are practical limits. (With the oddity that, from this angle, should I be more ashamed of my more "vanilla" desires than of the pee-kink ones?)

@spywareonya somehow flipped my understanding of this upside down. Is there anything sexy about pee? What could be sexual about genitals and fluids? ... Maybe it's, as much as that we somehow became unusually into it, other people became surprisingly not into it, and I haven't thought it about quite the same way since

Has someone helpfully written “piss here” on it? 🙂

Date a Futa, buy washing detergent & lube in bulk

This is a spiritual successor to the venerable:

[watches futa hentai, becomes simultaneously turned on & feels inadequate*] * I’m kidding, mostly because any dick-related anxiety would have to fight its way to the top through other stuff I get anxious about 😛

As @gldenwetgoose said elsewhere: To quote something I saw on maybe Pinterest or tumblr, anxiety/insecurity is like believing conspiracy theories about yourself, and “maybe despite it seeming to satisfy my gf my dick’s too small & everyone’s lying to me about it” def qualifies

Not the naughtiest place in the world, but one of my favourites

Very likely. I’ve caught people doing this a few times, which means there’ll plenty of other times it happened and I didn’t notice

Yeah, that was a surprise to me too when I first heard of it

I have to say these threads of mostly-carefully-photographed-models are improved by the occasional selfies from peefans members. Thank you xx

It’s all fine until you end up without a bedroom to yourself for some reason, and then you end up taking a longer shower than usual or something so you can get off

As far as I can tell, this is true for a lot of girls. I personally love watching & hearing a girl making herself come after fucking her 🥰 and if she did that by humping the bed and making a big wet patch of her cum and mine mixed together, well 🔥

A fairly even mix of “take it off”, “pull it to one side” and “pee in the pool/shower” is about what I’d expect. I’d expect “pee through it when not in the water” to show up occasionally on general principle, though I don’t think I saw anyone say that

Must’ve misread the new edition of the Highway Code

Publishing it! It’s even been pee-er reviewed (sorry)

Guys with small cars are just compensating for their dick being too big /s I’m with whichever comedian it was who said if guys saw cars as penis extensions we’d all be obsessed with driving slowly in and out of garages 🙃

(Nodding sagely) People are coming

Maybe it should say something ambiguous like “I 💛 watersports” or “Biathletes do it both ways”

“Yeah, put cream all over my tits like my bf does” 🙃

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Urgent but found a secluded wall to use! https://www.erome.com/a/AZ1blYku

And that’s a yes 😊

Several cups of coffee into the day. Let’s see if I can hold until I can find a nice wall to piss on