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Oh now you mention it … partner walks into bathroom intending to pee, but sees you in the bath, forgets all about it, joins you in the bath, and then once you’re snuggled up together remembers they have to pee, now urgently Alternatively: partner pisses into your bathwater from outside the bath as you watch intently This one made me smile! ”I have to pee” ”Are you going to go in the dunes or the water?” ”neither, there’s a subby girl buried up to her neck, I’m gonna go pee in her mouth, she’ll like it” ”Ooh, hot, I’ll come and watch …”

That last one kinda depends what your relationship with your parents is like! 🤪

Those streams on the concrete 🥰 Don’t know about you but I’m madly curious about your neighbours and what their reactions are, since they seem to be going out of their way to listen to the sound of your piss tumbling to the ground

That wouldn’t have been my first guess, no (squeezes boobs affectionately) Dirty talk’s kind of… there’s different kinds? More affectionate, more degrading & domme-ish… getting it wrong kills the vibe 🙃

Ah, pegging. (Wait, what?) (Don’t mind me, I’m just adding innuendo)

Next, shalt thou kisseth thy love’s nipples. Thou may biteth, though, should thy love protesteth “ouch!”, thou must soften thy bite, save for the case of Consensual BDSM, in which case thou must Remembereth and Honoureth thy Safe Word. (I agree about bare breasts in public, but I have trouble not seeing/imagining a sexual aspect to boobs, among other aspects)

I mostly agree, but feel like this is an honourable exception. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d61af846ff1b

Maybe environment/conservation? Go pee on a compost pile, if the goddess blessed you with adequate aiming skills?

Some years ago I used to go to a gym and health club with a pool & hot tub, and I’d go pee either in the showers or in the hot tub. A hot tub is smaller, yes, but the water’s less likely to go in everyone’s nose, mouth and eyes, and if/when the water ends up too dirty it would be more plausible to replace it with fresh, so this one feels arguable. A story I read I can’t remember where had a girl with her bf in the hot tub and whispering to him “I have to pee, do you think I can do it here or should I wait until I’m back in the pool?”, and the whole concept of the pool as the “right pl

You’ve done a pretty good job soaking the odd wall from what I’ve seen 😉

Well, they must be shorts. You wouldn’t be wandering around bouncing your cute ass for anyone to see in panties, would you? 😉

@Eliminature and @Contra standing by a tree p-i-s-s-i-n-g 😉

Similar vibe to @Albionis’s girl peeing in the pool

I hope it’s watering trees, for various reasons

Uh, sort of. It’s complicated.

Thatcher: play brass instruments while digging hole in ground deep under Thatcher’s grave, then pee in that Reagan: drop large bottle of pee from a low-flying F-111. Ideally it lands right on the grave, but as long as it’s within a kilometer or two, that’s adequate. Bonus: check where the bottle landed, while saying “trust, but verify”. Yeltsin: piss on his grave when drunk and broke Brezhnev: piss into shot glass, pour that on grave, then empty rest of bladder, while saying “60 ml: not great, not terrible”

😂 Best analogy ever It sometimes feels to me like lapsed catholics keep the shame/guilt, but lose belief in redemption.…. But, fundamentally, the guilt/shame is emotional, and the (dis)belief in god is more intellectual. Even if you had a sense of an emotional connection with God and you come to believe that it was a figment of your imagination, the deeper trauma remains and won’t be cured by simply removing its ontological foundations

Endless committee meetings to the point where you suspect some of the holding/desperation people are filibustering for kinks

Well I hope when you do come you’ll tell us what the ending was, as opposed to losing interest & wandering off to do something else 😉

Well, if you would like, please feel free to talk more about what that means for you, in terms of what things are and aren’t arousing/interesting!

Did you get some help with that, or did you have to take matters into your own hands?

“Check out this new flavour for Doritos” 😉

Genitals, body fluids, tension and relief? If pee isn’t sexual expression, it’s certainly, like, next door to it Pet theory: there would have been more pee in sexuality in pre-agricultural ancient history, where cleanliness was less of an issue (because, with smaller groups of people, diseases were less of an issue, and, anyway, bathrooms hadn’t been invented). Urban life represses that, and tends to trim sexuality to fit, though, with some people less than others, and, well, here we are. (This is more or less @spywareonya’s ideas, Agent-Sculley-ed into alignment with amateur evoluti

I found that when masturbating my mind would wander towards me or others peeing in unusual places, so that aspect of it was certainly sexual for me, but the link is… vaguer, like, I won’t necessarily get aroused from having a good relieving piss outdoors. And I find discussion about what’s a taboo and what people do and what they think about it endlessly fascinating. Not that I don’t like seeing a nice close-up view of a girl holding her lips open as she pisses…

I’ll make some tea, then (puts clothes back on, picks up teapot)