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Speaking as a Brit, I think we’ve absorbed a lot of American English from movies, so if driving with an American and they say they’re out of gas, we’ll know what they mean. Also panties are fine. But using “fanny” to mean “butt” is gonna result in confusion, and “pants” sounds a layer lower than it is, as confused the English student girl above

I don’t know the answer, but I’m pretty confident that people were cleaning themselves and other things long before germs were identified, soap and baths being both ancient inventions. Herbal medicine is ancient, too!

Hm, so ejaculating is illegal in a 20 mph zone? 🤔

Mmm I love it when you talk dirty 💦

🍆? (Then things went in a different direction)

“That’s for all that shit you left in the woods!”

Character sheet for Katniss Everdeen: … Pees however Jennifer Lawrence does, it’s fine …

Method actor playing William Tell: [stands far back from the urinal]

A pity, because that could lead quite naturally into talking about peeing 🙂

Was there a thong there? I was distracted by her ass…

“Just go pee while you’re showering”

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Nicely worded 🍆 💦

@Kirby23 Do you think maybe people are less willing to pee in private hot tubs than public ones owned by a hotel, sports club or whatever?

Role reversal: clothed guy on porch watches scantily-dressed @puddyls walk by

Dooo doo doo doo dooooooooo / Dooo doo doo doo doo dooo …

The need to go pee approaches. I wonder where and how to do it?

Maybe I’ll adopt “it’s made to be used that way” as a general statement about things for pissing on, like walls, drains, swimming pools …

At this point it may be more “wave tits out the window” than “softly softly” 🥰

@Peenicks Damn, girl, you’re bold, whipping it out for us to see 🥰

The scent’ll happen when someone defrosts it 💦

“Sorry, you seem to have misunderstood: we said an example of ‘thinking outside the box’, which is a bit different from what your were describing”

Poop & Circumstance

Maybe listening to you piss is foreplay then they go back indoors and fuck each others’ brains out (NARRATOR Mistaking real life for an overly complicated porn movie)

🥰 Naughty girl leaving little drops of piss here and there. (Hypocrisy note: there’s no way I’d wipe after peeing in an en suite bathroom, I’d just go back to bed, and drips are likely)