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It does say Peeing outside on plants prevents any water pollution downstream of the sewage system, but doesn’t get the nutrients from your piss to farms to grow food. Pissing (in the right concentration, etc) on your vegetable garden is a small-scale way of doing the sort of thing they’re talking about

@pop-a-squat How did you come by those pics? 🙂

Well I hope I like the guy before me if I’m kissing your mouth after he’s shot his load there 😗

* cumpost

We’re just gonna have to imagine his dick twitch and the spray of piss in an arc down to the sand of the beach where it pools leaving a wet spot

Related: https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/08/should-we-be-trying-to-create-a-circular-urine-economy/

I’ve been meaning to scratch this particular itch 😉 for ages, and having @puddyls admiring the cum an admirer sprayed on a pic of her muffin*, or @Peenicks posting a picture of a washing machine all foamed up, isn’t helping. To say nothing of my long-ago ex who viewed spraying cum over her and the bedclothes as just a perfectly normal thing guys did, to the extent that guys were more likely to get bedbugs in their beds because they (the bugs, not the guys) were attracted by the semen… * salted caramel flavour?

Now that's a friend. She must know something of what floats your boat, to respond to you seeming down like that... 🥰

My preferred third option: “piss against the wall behind the building the bathroom is in”

You don’t have to eat the noodles afterwards, your, uh, experimental partner can do that. Though they’ll likely have opinions about how much piss you should add to the noodles (which makes me wonder about adding piss to pasta water, which some say should be very salty)

No 🔥? Must be a vanilla crowd. You’re making being dominant sound pretty compelling 😈

Face-sitting intensifies

I think you’re just being modest about your ability to guide a long, hard pen…cil, skilfully licking it occasionally so you get it to leave its mark exactly where you wanted

Hot, but spatially disorienting, as are many threesome fantasies 🥰

I want you to piss in my ear to remove the earworm you just put there 😉🎶

She’d discovered that some plants don’t like too much nitrogen somehow… Organic farmers and gardeners have been pee as fertiliser or on compost for a long time. If they’re a bit hippyish I’d not be at all surprised if they’ve been pissing in the backyard forever. I can’t see that spraying it by a random tree is going to help with the fertiliser shortage, though obviously you save on the fresh water you might have needed to flush a toilet if you’d peed in a bathroom, as well as whatever energy would have been needed to purify the water and then pump the sewage away afterwards

(Wildlife documentary narrator) The futa, in her natural habitat. Observe how her large swinging dick acts as a heat sink, much like the ears of an elephant, maintaining comfortable body temperature without the need for excessive (and unladylike)* perspiration, or excessive use of mechanical cooling systems * satire relating to wildlife documentaries casually apply human gender stereotypes to nonhuman** animals ** futas, naturally, count as human

Ohhhhh @Kupar 😉

😶 That sounds like something someone would say in an Ursula LeGuin dystopia. Or, if applying to all sexes, suggests that old stupid bald men should be retired from positions of responsibility, and that everyone who can should grow beards…

SUVs with unnecessarily large radiator grilles!

Where, though? 😉

The stains and the drain indicate how well the average guy aims. Possibly less accurately than @Eliminature…

That’s taking recycling a bit far!

I happened to hear of Sophy Rickett at a delicate age, but this was by pure luck

… I can imagine it would be visible, yes 😉