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Nah, you just try to put the clutch down as you roll gently to a stop. There isn’t a clutch, so you accidentally slam the brakes on and whoever’s driving behind you drives into your rear end. That isn’t what happened here, because anyone who drives a temple around on wheels drives cautiously and defensively and would have had time to stop. That said if I’d done this I’d driven a car into an ancient church I would have said a number of very rude words, some of which might have meant something related to “vulva” 😶

Maybe they gradually change colour when pissed on?

Honestly, the things some people will do to try and get a raise…

This sounds like the kind of situation where the cover-up makes the situation worse, but I guess it was one of the cats who isn’t too bothered about getting wet!

“Someone’s pissed here” ”It wasn’t me!” ”It seems to have your name written on it…?”

Add 19 bonus points if they’re a cunning linguist What additional points do you get for interested in what penetrative sex and/or orgasms feel like with the opposite genitals? 💦

I have a mouth, too... Oh, you’re not talking to me 😊

NARRATOR Once more, @puddyls’s breasts prove to be distracting to an onlooker

🎵Always should be someone you wanna watch piss

Damn, now I want to see more like this & @88mphArtist has taken his previous videos down 😢😈

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dacd2acb2960

What comes in the hotel room stays in the hotel room (unless/until the cleaners remove it) Aah looks like I missed some important options off my poll 🙃

(Curiously) what sort of food textures are unappealing?

Oh, is that why? (I’d heard that guys tended to have more kinks, though not a suggestion of the cause) Fifty Shades of Grey sold extremely well for some reason, so, well, that seems like a good fact to throw at anyone claiming it’s only men who have kinks 🙃 COWORKER: Hey! Are you into feet? ME: [thinks: only if someone’s just peed on them] No

I’d guess along similar lines to @Bacardi (disclaimers: I’m not a psychologist, I don’t claim to be hugely emotionally intelligent, etc) - that this is one of those cases where you sit on an emotion you can’t express directly (because you can’t go lusting overtly at coworkers, at least unless you or they are @JacquiPee) and then the emotion pops out elsewhere in a different but related form

“Would you like forbidden icing with your muffin?” ”Oh, well, I shouldn’t, but it’s hard to resist - can do you do that thing where you spray the icing into the middle…?”

Could be sort of reluctant (I have to piss, I hope nobody catches me but I really have to and can’t wait) or seeking encouragement (Maybe I could just piss behind a fence? I hope nobody minds…) or more entitled, for want of a better word (Well I left home without pissing and now I have to go, but fortunately the world is my urinal so I’m just going to unzip behind this tree…) (I love the whole enocouragement-to-pee conversation thing, but that’s probably my vanilla-with-a-hint-of-sub orientation showing) 😊

ALL OF THEM PLZ #lexicalbukkake (Actually I might pass on spooge & nut, but I’m not fussy)

It sounds like a little gentle encouragement would have been all she needed. Maybe next time? 😉

Yaaay! Apostrophe restored! Story prompt: someone fucks a pumpkin, but it acts as a dimensional portal/gloryhole to Elsewhere. Orgasms and confusion ensue

😍 more like best Halloween special ever

Oh, man. I’d do that more if I wasn’t too timid. I’ve got off outdoors a few times but not often, always put off by what-if-someone-sees-me-doing-it (That, and I have better orgasms when I’m lying on something soft and can roll around with muscles stretching without falling over)

Some of mine: pissing against a wall or somewhere that will leave a mark. Peeing into natural bodies of water, or peeing underwater when I’m swimming. Being encouraged to pee somewhere unusual, or overhearing other people having that conversation. Having a gf watching me pee, or seeing her pee. Uploading pee vids and knowing people are getting off on them 🍆💦. The whole voyeur/exhibitionist thing where knowing they’re enjoying being watched is turning you on, which is turning them on, and so on… 🥰