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(Turning spin speed on washing machine to maximum) “Take it to the limit … “

🎵make a deal with God and get him to swap our places 🎼 Bush aside, I think I like it when the narrator is attracted to my gender (or: straight/bi female narrator, or gay/bi male narrator; pan/nonbinary welcome)

[missing the point completely] she might if she squirts

Well, if you're volunteering (unzips)

You doubt the majesty of my racehorse-like torrent, Mr @Loller 🙃

Alternatively: - Did you mean: something quite atrocious? - Once I typed it into Bing, now Bing thinks she's my wife!* * https://fortune.com/2023/02/17/microsoft-chatgpt-bing-romantic-love/

I hope I'm not killing trees by accident 😱

That's supercall... er... very impressive

Or: stay hydrated to make your urine dilute, or add a little bit of pee to the plant diluted with pure water? (May mean lots of stopping and starting and pee-pee dancing around, losing control and emptying your entire bladder into one plant may be bad for it)

“Travel somewhere the sea is warm enough to pee in”

“Would you like milk, luv?”

If the “peeing aftermath” discussions start featuring big leafy plants, we’ll know it worked!

I’ve heard it’s beneficial for compost heaps to be pissed on (“bring your life-giving dick over here and fertilise this dirty thing down here”). I realise I also relate to the back-to-nature aspect - pissing in the sea or a river has the same vibe as walking in bare feet on grass or sand, that connection with the rest of the natural world

The Black Swan rises

“Media”? Futa hentai? 😉

Somehow, controversy https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/michaelblackmon/what-is-cumdumping-gay-men-cruisinggetting-to-the-bottom-of

SOMEONE I’ve made a funnel to piss in a bottle PF OMG it’ll fall over and go everywhere SOMEONE ELSE I pissed all over my bedroom floor PF Hot!

Ooh. Different, but, yes, they could be. (Does bottled pee tend to go “off”, and can that be prevented? There was a discussion about that somewhere…)

Logging “good” pee spots, I guess, for other people to piss in, a bit like maps of good “wild swimming” places. These also suffer from annoyed landowners noticing swimmers and putting up fences, though I suspect outdoor-peeing fans maybe fewer in number. (If it became an app used by drunk people in towns to find good back alleys, I can imagine the sudden piss concentration causing problems, like when Waze sends hundreds of cars down your formerly quiet residential street)

Ha! “Anywhore” just saw that. Very good 😂

(Inspired by @Kupar’s rock and @Chrissy89’s accent) This could be done with piss spots, couldn’t it? Though it might violate arranging-meet-up rules here, or at least be in the grey area, and also risks de-anonymising people by revealing location, so not everyone would be up for it…

I hope @Kupar wouldn’t object to you or me pissing on his rock if we happened to pass by (I’m told it’s possible to discourage foxes from taking up residence in your back yard by pissing there - the foxes notice the scent and go “oh, humans” and somewhere else. I don’t know whether foxes can tell the difference between female or male piss. I do know that fucking foxes, or human ears, sound awful - like something dying slowly. I’ve no idea whether you can scare foxes away by having loud and enthusiastic sex)

The simpler variation of this I heard of was a girl who cut the top off of a plastic bottle so she could pee in it; with the aid of a dick, a wide-topped bottle works pretty well

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess Chrissy tried it somewhere with easier cleanup already and it went everywhere 💦

More like vandalism? Depends on the location I guess