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I'd've expected the trespassing aspect of urbex to be considered more troublesome than associated peeing, tbh

Keeping the trees supplied with nutrition

Damn, this makes me tired just reading it 💦

That’ll do it 💦

I’m around, but you saw me earlier emptying myself into my kitchen sink so I may still be sitting here comfortably while you’re straining against the delightful need and fullness

And now my mind is wandering …

… and like it never even happened

Too lazy to go to the bathroom, letting it go in the kitchen sink

No, no! You can’t get your account suspended for accidentally typing a rude word, I was making a puerile joke about the word “cunt”, and now I’ve had to explain it, which means to the extent it was funny before, it now isn’t

You get your acocunt suspended for that, yes 😉

An easy mistake. dicker-compose is used to organise large numbers of dicks, such as when planning an orgy

@Kirby @Johnboy777 Out of curiosity*, why? Is it because someone might see your dick, or just habit of whipping it out to pee, or because you like the different “feel” without the warmth in your swimwear, or something else? Ta! 🙂 * read: obsession, kink, etc

🎶I just know that something good is gonna happen~

Kupar is fitter than me. (I don’t know which of us can pee more accurately)

Did you enjoy seeing the dark wet marks and noticing the scent as you passed by? 😉

Related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Piddle

That and post-orgasmic aim-defeating gooeyness #tmi At least alcohol makes for dilute, presumably less smelly pee. (Or maybe just smells like beer)

Now that has me confused for a while until I spotted floor cat, who is, naturally, watching you urinate. I’ll have an E5, please, Sophie

NARRATOR peefans’s hot librarian, sorting the dick pics ”pissing, not pissing, pissing, pissing, ooh! … not pissing… oh, I need another section for “ejaculating”, don’t I…” (removes hand from between legs, flips open card index)

This is what happens if you don’t pay low cost airlines’ “urine abatement fee”, but, hell, it makes for cheap flights for people who are into this 🙃

We’re just jealous that after all the “if you have a dick you can just piss anywhere” narrative, in this situation, it’s reversed!

@Chrissy89 & @Bacardi squatting by a tree p-i-s-s-i-n g 😉

“It’s not what it looks like” NARRATOR It was what it looked like