oliver2

“Are you sure you wanna go down on me again, I just went pee… Mmmmffff ok, you’re fine with it” [grabs his head, pulls him in towards her]

I misread “old milf rides”, thought “had better ask her first”. I think I’d have trouble timing the piss to coincide with the short, fast exciting bit of a log flume ride…

NARRATOR Suddenly, Barbie's curves were embraced by an adoring herd of self-confessed perverts

In keeping with mythology I will bring life to this thread by spraying cum into it

Well, there’s

At least a duck-sized horse would have a separate bladder!

A reaallllllyyyyyy expansive definition (“my boyfriend pees in front of me and I like watching him do it”) would get some higher numbers I suspect. The recent youtube thing where a couple pee in the sea together has her saying to him that it turns her on when his dick moves (well, it would, wouldn’t it?) ”I love drinking my bf’s piss” would get a much much much lower number Edit: Oh, I see I’ve just expanded on what @Peewee123 said (“the more normal aspects of it”) without reading it properly. Sorry!

Lots to chew on here, but it reminded me of this quote from Gillian “Gone Girl” Flynn: “How did you learn to masturbate?” would also be a fascinating question to throw open over in the appropriate forum, assuming it wouldn’t keep generating answers that push things over the line of acceptable topics like a mischievous cat pushing things off a table

NONBINARY/TRANS PERSON I don’t feel like I fit my birth gender SOCIETY Cool! Would you like a culture war brushfire with that? N-B/T PERSON Actually no I wouldn’t SOCIETY Here you go then [flaming dumpster falls from sky in style of slapstick grand piano]

(Nodding sagely) pretending to “aim” while having a pleasant feel, yes, that works. Um. Apparently, so they tell me

Autocorrect: did you mean animal husbandry

Depends what your relationship with your mom is like 🙃 “We want everyone to be able to use these lifts”, even those unfortunate souls whose shoes instantly self-destruct on contact with urine. Maybe they should have a sign which says “By urinating in this lift you consent to us editing it and uploading it to our OnlyFans page for people to perv at”, but that would discourage some people & encourage others

Each of them is waiting for the other one to say it first …?

“We did the poll and they said we should pee in the face of someone called Pissy McPissface”

My theory is it’s all the tea’s got to go somewhere 😙😙😙😙😙😙

So, how much semen… oh, I see, you swallowed it. This keeps happening…

Bigger cock, bigger balls, more semen? Hm, this needs some, uh, research

Remove some of the cameras from the voyeur-loo and make a voyeur-wall-and-shrubs, and anyone who wants not to be voyeurised can use the other walls and shrubs 🙃

🥰 Of course you feed your houseplants on dilute urine, how could it have been otherwise?

If I’m ever saying something like “Oh I seem to have forgotten to pee/can’t find a toilet so I’ll just have to whip it out and pee behind this wall and hope it doesn’t leave too much of a mark”, this is all barefaced lies from start to finish

I suppose if wherever you’re sucking you’re able to let it just dribble out of your mouth onto the floor so you can keep sucking…? As long as you’re not making a cleanup nightmare for yourself. And with porn it’ll be as much as anything that if the dick’s in her mouth and she swallows the pee, no pics, and if no pics, did it even happen?

Beaches provide wonderful opportunities for peeing

Mmmmmmmffff thanks for sharing that 🥰

https://www.erome.com/a/m8GKfoyZ “Thank you” ”Thank you!” 🥰

OMG you can’t do that! 😉