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On the beach at Land’s End, facing west, peeing a long sparkling arc into the waves…

Could’ve gone in the trees, but went under this bridge. It wasn’t sideways irl, obv

Totally normal and nothing to be ashamed of. Myth #1 on

I’m aiming for good-natured humour and apparently missing quite badly! Absolutely no put-downs intended.

Maybe y’all were hearing “I got out of my tent to go to the loo” a bit too literally…?

Me accusing anyone of being futa-obsessed is firmly in lobbing rocks in a glasshouse territory

Well, no, it doesn’t, but particularly regarding peeing in natural places, as opposed to brick and concrete… judging by scent and by stains/marks in the concrete, it’s not unusual for guys to pee somewhere slightly discreet outdoors.

You’re being, like, stricter on yourself than people with no pee kink who just do it other places for convenience

Campervan?

Fun fact: British trains in ‘84 had toilets that looked like normal toilets but flushed out through the floor onto the track. They had signs saying something like “please do not flush the toilet when standing at a station”, not that these rules were always followed. Meanwhile, trains in continental Europe also flushed to the track but had big opening flap valves so you could see & hear what was happening, rather than discreetly pushing the mess under the rug (in a manner of speaking). This probably says something about national temperament, or possibly distance from Pisuaria.

Was it you? 😉

“This is to let you know that there’s already wee on the floor in the bathroom so feel free to add to it”

Naughty girl! Ever been caught?

Many boys at my school used to pee into urinals from a distance with some inevitably ending up falling onto the floor

Just pee by the roadside, everyone does

There’s “the toilet’s not an option”, and then there are way more situations where the toilet is an option, but an inconvenient one, and it’s much quicker and easier to do it somewhere else…

I’ll have you know I was born with perfect driving ability and also perfect ability to aim pee without spilling a drop #blatantlies

What is this, a Duchamp/Magritte collaboration?

This one time, at Oompah Band Camp, …

This is an acceptable and the best way to use a port-a-potty for a pee

😂

My family were easygoing about leaving the toilet door open and nudity in general, but a bit uptight about peeing in unusual places, except if it was a last resort (like outdoors with no toilets to hand). Like, I don’t remember being told I could pee in the shower, or seeing my parents doing that while showering. It is the more unusual places that feel more interesting to me, though having your bf/gf pee in front of you seems like a thing a lot of people do (just like many non-pee-kink people empty their bladders in the pool or in the shower).

You do you. (There’s a surprising & unfortunate amount of incest in literotica, as I remember it)

Is that what they’re calling it now?

It’s an old myth, that getting yourself off depletes your body of vital essence and energy, surely related to the one about how it will make you go blind (even if you don’t aim really badly and get cum in your eyes, in which case I gather it hurts), or the one about @Ms. Tito trying to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids.