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oliver2

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  1. How well do you expect to do in sports if you’ve deflated most of the balls?
  2. Usually in the bushes or up a wall. I’d pee in a pond, river or fountain if it didn’t mean exposing myself to numerous strangers. I wouldn’t pee in the playground or sandbox.
  3. I liked it when you pissed against the shed wall leaving a big wet mark 😊
  4. This could be a problem if you were on a beach… uh, no, I mean, if you were standing in a waterfall… uh, no, I mean, if you were in a public shower at the gym or the pool … uh … in some weird hypothetical situation with lots of water sloshing around but where you were completely unable to sneak a pee, losing your piss amongst the torrent.
  5. oliver2

    Car

    I’m seeing a pattern here 😉
  6. Here I am watering my garden with this perfectly normal water from this watering can that I definitely didn’t piss in earlier
  7. Looks safe to say he enjoyed having a mouthful of cunt, too
  8. “… and this is how I got kicked out of the closet”
  9. I see what you did there
  10. “We’re trying to assemble them but the instructions are confusing”
  11. Worse than condoms? (Starts controversy, drops mic)
  12. If you don’t mind me asking, did your mom teach you not to pee in the pool? And what other places have you caught your gf peeing?
  13. For me it has the same … energy?… as exhibitionism, or maybe naturism. It’s the opposite of “put that away, nobody wants to see that”, and from what I can remember others seeing me peeing and seeing others peeing were both interesting/arousing, before I knew what arousing was.
  14. So did you all pee in the water together? 😉 (I suspect the COVID rules for swimming - arrive already changed, don’t shower, get straight in the pool - will have encouraged people to pee in the pool more than usual)
  15. Sorry to hear that, and glad you’re feeling better.
  16. If you stand next to another guy at the urinal, it’s possible that he will be unable to whip his dick out, because your dick is in the way. Also, one of your dicks may chip the other guy’s paintwork. (This is a prompt for transformers fan fic - @Ms. Tito?) (Conversely, parking the cars together provides more privacy for anyone peeing in the car park to shelter behind the cars)
  17. If two girls pissed here, this boy can piss here
  18. We’ll put a camera here, so guys don’t sneak a piss in the corner NARRATOR It didn’t work.
  19. Nerdy faery! https://www.pornhub.com/model/nerdy_faery
  20. “Sorry, this is quite large, y’all might have to stand back a bit”
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