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Cock pics, obv. 🙃

(Not as big as some here, but it’s mine 😊)

🎶out pissin’ on fences for so long now #mondegreen

That telltale sigh of relief someone makes when they just emptied their bladder in the water ...

Aye, else t’bugger’l tip over, an’ all

Well there were these stains on it that came from somewhere ...

A transboy and a transgirl’s late night encore, aided by improbably advanced technology. Inspired by @Ms. Tito by accident. The hotel bed shakes gently. She wakes, becomes accustomed to her surroundings. Listens. Movement? Breathing? Ah, horny boy. He’s been insatiable ever since he got hormones. She can’t see him in the dark, but she knows what he’s doing, can see it in her mind’s eye - his face deep in concentration, remembering the detail of earlier in the night, or some more far-removed fantasy. She reaches a hand out to stroke his hair - I know what you’re doing. You carry on, beaut

That seems kinda harsh. Also hard to catch you, since the water would normally wash all the pee away

My mum would be fine with peeing in the yard if not overlooked by neighbours, particularly given some excuse, eg playing outdoors or gardening and going indoors would bring in mud. I may end up peeing in her yard if I go visit her during covid to avoid any risk of spreading the virus.

Split stream kind of a pain if trying to pee accurately, but if aiming at, like, the ground, no problem!

Curious about sexuality & nudity, sure. Wanting to see close family members naked, less so. I think you posted a message recently about how your sons are freer with their pissing than your husband, & that you'd enjoy seeing unrelated guys more - I guess that's similar.

I love it when you talk dirty 🥰

I'm about 80% city boy, so @speedy3471 or someone can point out if I'm talking through my hat, but as I understand it, hay's dried grass for animals to eat, straw's the stalky bits from wheat etc which is cheap, inedible, and but works for bedding and dealing with muck, piss, etc. Both can be compressed into bales for storage. I'd not know the difference until I tried to feed a horse with it & it looked at me like a cat offered broccoli. There was a story I heard - maybe a tall story - that there are very sensitive blood tests used when trying to detect whether a race horse has been d

Pools before covid: ask people to shower before swimming, mostly ignored Pools during covid but not completely shut down: look, just put your swimwear on under your clothes before you get to the pool and don't spend any time in the changing room, just get in the pool Before covid I would usually have peed in the shower before I swim, and let a little more go in the pool if I feel the need, but if I'm being encouraged to avoid the changing rooms at all costs, I'm peeing in the water every time for sure.

Ah, might have guessed 😉

Nicer when fresh I’ll bet 🙂

@Ms. Tito isn’t going to piss into your shoes unless you ask nicely

A slightly fuller bladder this time! https://www.erome.com/a/QcmoMLH1

Hm. In my mind, squatting while wearing a dress or a skirt gives you a way to piss discreetly, though I can imagine you might need to rummage a bit in order to whip it out*. And you might end up peeing on your shoes. * yes I did do this on purpose

They would! Wet socks are the fucking worst.

Socks would’ve given you an excuse for stepping back from the urinal, if you needed an excuse 😘

“Fanny pack” or “sit on your fanny” sound very strange to British ears, yes 🙃

He means he’s going to put something cylindrical in his mouth and suck. (Oh, that didn’t help at all)

They wanted to see if you were @Ms. Tito or @Eliminature 😉 (But you were neither!)