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Airbnb has this quirky half-modernised pop up aesthetic and does outhouses with no bathrooms and attics up steep steps where you do not want to be climbing all the way out and down in the middle of the night. As is, you end up sneaking a piss on the ground outside the outhouse, or taking a container with you to the attic... about as practical: An Uber driver has to pee, but is helpfully allocated you as a passenger, because you won’t complain if the driver stops to pee by the roadside.

O look at that TECHNIQUE, with your hand parting your lips so the piss sprays exactly where you want it, almost as if you’ve done this before ❤️

Was that unusual for you, suddenly being not only allowed but expected to go pee outside?

Yes, definitely rude, but you often end up with relatives who think the rules don’t apply to them! 😞

So now I’m imagining what the combination of white wine and girlcum tastes like ❤️

Because I was in a low part of the beach there wasn’t much wind at crotch level, which is fortunate - if I can feel the wind on my cock I’m likely to end up with piss sprayed in all directions! There were slightly too many people around or I’d have slipped it out of my shorts and pissed into the sea. Normally I’ll just piss through my swimwear - I love the feeling of warmth. Peeing naked in water feels different - there’s just the feeling of flow and release. This is all too much information normally but this is pee fans so hopefully putting everything in its proper place 🙂

Do you think anyone else saw you? My most recent beach pee was a bit like that - the waves were rough, so I hadn’t got properly into the water, so in a low dip in the beach, out of anyone but my partners sight, I pulled my cock out the side of my swimwear and pissed onto the pebbles.

Broadly, that’s what girls’ breasts are for!! Weird would be keeping large numbers of cows in order to drink their milk, and, uh, well. (No offence intended to speedy’s cattle, if they’re reading). I’ve heard that kissing is seen as weird in some cultures, and oral sex used to be seen as weird, so maybe some people would find it weird. I’d expect more of an “ew, I wouldn’t want to get that in my mouth!” reaction about piss or cum, tbh - these are acquired tastes like spice, coffee, or beer

“I came in here to have a piss and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now”

Being kissed after you’ve come in a girls mouth can be her way of saying she loves your cum, and the taste is a reminder of what you just did, what she just made you do.

If I got more precum I would do this more often!

I’d be very disappointed if I went down on a woman and she didn’t want to kiss me afterwards. How do you taste yourself while masturbating? Do you get yourself off, cum, lick some off of a finger then get yourself off again? If you produce a lot of precum that would make it easier...

Bit easy to be caught, unless your pee is very dilute and odourless... if you haven’t peed in a hotel room, where have you? 🙂

Andy Weir’s “Artemis” is set on a future moon colony. Our heroine describes to us a shower that reuses the first 20 litres of fresh water, and warns that you should not pee in it (1 in 20 doesn’t sound that bad...), and complains of having to leave her inexpensive living quarters for a late night piss. Orlanda, by Jacqueline Harpman, is an homage to Virginia Woolf, but is somewhat more frank about what happens when a woman, by magical-realist means, finds herself in a man’s body and realises (s)he has to pee. (Not pee, but in Tom Robbins’s Jitterbug Perfume there are very very many

When you have to go pee, and you see there’s a toilet but you hold it and wait to find somewhere more interesting when you see people in the water at the beach and suspect that anyone who is stationary or sitting in the water is pissing when a friend has to pee and you suggest to them they could go somewhere other than a toilet, like in a back street, the bushes, in the water at the beach, in the sand dunes...

That’s what @spywareonya said. I think she’s right. No bidets in the ancestral environment...

“Don't examine this too closely” - producer Don Belisario to an overly persistent fan at a sci fi convention

To my mind, the bathtub is much bigger than my bladder, and bath water ends up with soap and dirt in it anyway. Maybe if there’s two of you and you’re both dehydrated & bursting when you get in, it’s worth showering. But then I don’t usually bother with beach showers, either, and leave my skin salty 🤷‍♀️

Tricky to enforce, that law! 🙃

Not just you, no. 🙂 Personally, I pee in the bathtub more or less every time, and I’ve been curious about this forever. Only thing that would stop me is sharing the bath water with someone who might not want it peed in! I love the feeling of peeing underwater - the sense of flow, relief and silence. Like the pool, the shower & the sea, a lot of people surely pee in the bathtub for convenience, and who is to know?

Here, though, there were toilets 5 min away but @sd91 and her friend just pissed by the tent, and she deliberately pissed into a stream, too. This is awesome! I’ve done both when camping - pissing beside the tent, and into a river running through the campsite, on one occasion prompting a friend to notice that I wouldn’t have had time to get to the toilet and back and must have gone somewhere else! But when you’ve hiked with someone or done something else outdoorsy and broken the taboo, you don’t need to walk 5 min to the bathroom, you can go where are.

I was reading recently about synaesthesia, where people perceive one sense as another, like perceiving number 12 as orange. As far as neurologists can tell, this relates to the mind’s predilection to make connections between distantly related things, and there’s a genetic component - as many things, it’s nature, nurture, and luck combined. What I don’t know is whether a pee fetish comes from a family being strict or being open. If you grow up in a family that leaves the bathroom door open, you’ll find it normal to see people peeing when you are on intimate terms with them? Or, the more th

I find this heartwarming and relatable! I had mild heatstroke once, and it was not nice, and I don’t want to do that again, and if I overcompensate... well, I hope I’m with someone who isn’t uptight about pee because I’ll be doing it a lot! I’m glad you have friends who support you in your inadvertent mission to spray shot glasses of girl pee here and there. 🙂 Peeing in the woods seems uncontroversial. Anyone who thinks you’re disgusting for doing it is ridiculous and you should ignore them. In my experience the average guy is less embarrassed than the average girl, but the average hik

Aha! For this trick I will need two things: a bottle, an automatic transmission*, and a flagrant disregard of the Highway Code. Wait, that’s three things, I’ll do that again... * “gearbox”, in British English, or “box of speeds” in French.

Huh. Does this work, in practice? I’ve always got one or two empty bottles in the car but whenever I’ve been desperate to pee I’ve either been in places so busy that peeing in the bottle in the car would’ve seemed too exposed, or somewhere quiet enough that I don’t have a problem going pee outside!