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Several of my exes were happy to leave the door open when peeing or go pee when I was in the bathroom. Peeing in front of your boyfriend was in a sex and the city episode... it’s not unusual, as far as I can tell. For me this includes an ex who was bewildered by the idea of peeing in the shower at all, let alone peeing while sharing the shower. It doesn’t sound to me like an invitation, but it is what you’d do if you were gently probing to see what your partner’s interest was.

How taboo pee and peeing are seem to vary a lot from person to person so it’s tricky to draw conclusions. Obviously if a woman knows, or suspects, you’re into pee and she’s talking to you about it, she may be flirting! It may just be the kind of slightly more intimate conversation with a friend (more “I have to pee”, less “I have to go to the bathroom”). People who aren’t into pee can still be quite open about pee with a partner or a close friend.

Travel’s like that! Unless you only go to the most expensive hotels. The beach is nice for peeing - you can pee in the water, on the sand or in the dunes. Have you had an opportunity to do these yet on this trip?

This quote is from Esther Perel, writing about marriage and fidelity, but it seems relevant: (Adventurers may also end up pissing on the fence, rather than climbing it).

Some day someone will turn up here and post saying “I was in Bolton one day and saw this bird piss straight through the bench onto the ground and at first I was outraged but then I couldn’t get the picture of her and her puddle out of my head so I googled for girls peeing at bus stops and...”

I love this description!

Mutual embarrassment. We never spoke of it. (Really I find talking about anything remotely explicit to family uncomfortable. I don’t know how the hell having parents explain sex to their kids is supposed to work, at least, not once the kids are in their teens and need more details)

Somehow I’ve avoided being caught by family at any point. I once walked in on my mum masturbating which was an effective reminder for both of us to SHUT THE DOOR and KNOCK!

That’s an offer you could take her up on!

Well, did you go pee in your bath water, and did the water then taste of pee, or just of soap? Did you maybe piss on your hands, and lick your fingers? All else needs acrobatics, and good aim...

Watching this makes me feel desperate to pee, even though I don’t need to.

If there'd been people around I'd have used a tree for shelter, but there wasn't, so...

Please send.

“Titanic”? 😝

Looking at this picture like: What am I seeing? Not some sort of musical instrument.Huh, I guess that’s a dildo. Wait, at the bottom of the picture HOLY FUCK THAT’S HOT

If you lie down, and let your boy straddle you, gripping his hand tightly, moving as little as possible and letting him thrust into you until you feel the sudden stillness and the throbbing that means he’s come, spraying his seed deep inside you as he bites your neck... I’d still expect to burn more energy than kissing. I wonder how they measured this? Is it like a Fitbit? If it’s on your wrist I can see how it would think a handjob is energetic. Oral sex, I guess is hard to do while remaining stationary, though “ask her to sit on your face while you run your tongue over her lips and her

(Oh for fucks sake, I’m about to say something ridiculously highbrow on a porn community) Umberto Eco apparently wrote: Pornographic movies are full of people who climb into cars and drive for miles and miles, couples who waste incredible amounts of time signing in at hotel desks, gentlemen who spend many minutes in elevators before reaching their rooms, girls who sip various drinks and who fiddle interminably with laces and blouses before confessing to each other that they prefer Sappho to Don Juan. To paraphrase: the sexy bit is sexier if it’s surrounded by normal mundane stuf

Flowers be like OH HELL YES BRING THAT SWEET WARM RAIN BABY ❤️

Ah, this description! Sit on the toilet, and realise you peed without thinking about it, like some people find they do when they stand under the shower or sit in a bath...

Nine times out of ten, bathroom. If I’m staying somewhere with a sink in the bedroom, in the sink. If the bathroom is inconveniently far away, maybe in a container like a bottle or a bucket (a bucket being easier to share with my partner, a bottle more discreet). When camping, in a bottle, or outside the tent on the ground.

Riley, You are being much harder on yourself than anyone else here would be or should be. Please try to be kinder to yourself - you don’t deserve the maltreatment that the critic inside your head is giving you. Really, you don’t.

I reckon I wake up to pee about one night in three, more if I've drunk a lot of beer, and on a practical note ... maybe you can go without turning the lights on, once you know where everything is to avoid tripping and getting hurt, or use a container of some sort (plastic bottle with the top cut off, bucket) rather than having to leave the bedroom. Obvs this relies on not appalling hubs, but these are ways of peeing that are convenient enough that non-pee-fans do 'em on occasion, as far as I can tell.

My most recent pees of note: by the side of the road with the car stopped. (I do this often. Eventually I will end up peeing in a bottle in the car to avoid going pee somewhere too public but so far I’ve not needed to; I’ve peed in a bottle when camping and poured it away into the bushes afterwards) in the sea. Not really naughty because it is completely harmless and almost everyone who bathes in the sea also pees there but it is a favourite with me especially if the water is cold in shower with my partner with the shower head pointing at my crotch to wash the piss away (she als

Personally I love seeing the source of the stream, but I also like seeing the puddle left on the ground to show where you have gone pee, and it is more exciting to me to wee on the ground and leave a puddle than to piss down a drain. I guess it’s similar for people who like to see wet underwear - it’s the naughtiness of going somewhere you “shouldn’t”.

(laughing) I see what you did there!