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[adjusts aim accordingly]

I guess you gave up on the “you can piss on me but not above the neck” rule 😉

I was hoping it wasn’t awkward when you were desperate to pee in a bottle with your mom’s friend watching, but sounds like you’re happy being watched! Benefits of your mom being open with you I guess 🙂

That sounds quite strict by French standards - no offence intended, obviously. I’ve heard the less-strict opinion of it expressed like “if there’s somewhere reasonably discreet, go there, you don’t need to go to the actual toilet”

It’s Health and Safety gone Mad! In my day, they used to just tip t’ poo out o’ bottom o’ train ont’ track. And we were lucky (wanders off, shaking fist at cloud) Yeah, well, I would, pervy exhibitionist I am, but I expect the station staff would be all “Sir, you can’t put your yellow line beyond the yellow line” about it

It was me. I did it. Though between the moss and the grooves, the evidence’ll be gone in a few minutes like I was never there…

Getting out of the ocean to pee is ridiculous and good on you for learning otherwise 🥰

Traditional on the railway would be to flush the train toilet in the station in defiance of the sign, pouring your dilute piss onto the track

Lovely 🥰 If you wouldn’t mind covering her boobs with kisses on my behalf…

As long as none of the elephants sneezes when they orgasm

Her: I’m not sure if I peed or came, but I’m all w Them: [dives between her legs]

Easier to put four elephants in a mini than to put sex-positivity in the Guardian

Barging into the men’s room like 🎵It’s me, hi!, I’m the problem, it’s me

Plot twist: @AWN_84 has a burning-computer kink You can probably pee on the Italian flag. It’d be seen as some sort of blessing. I mean, unless you have to climb up a dangerous flagpole or something

Like if your sim starts hating Italy or is flat chested 😉

… I’d say an enthusiastic yes to having that hot liquid in my mouth, but that’s not important right now

… uncut dick in one hand, pulled discreetly out of boxer shorts bedecked with the Union Flag, cup of tea in the other hand … 😉

I don’t think anyone will object to that. (After all, if they, or someone else, pees on their feet, that’s both kinks at once)

Hardly fair, she could at least move over to let you get at the other one

Did you just, like, pee on the sidewalk and your friend was like “wtf”?

Related: walk into the bathroom where your so is bathing and piss in their bathwater

Yours or his? 😉

My most public is into the sea from the shore on a nude beach 😊

How’d you get caught at the pool? Were you peeing into the pool from outside? 😉

My perception, for what it’s worth, is that porn has a more realistic mix of body types than most other media, and niche/kink porn, more so