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Don't expect this to be updated often, sorry! I thought I'd make a thread to show any things I make that are pee related. I'm not amazing at what I do but I wanted to share. Filling up - Not yet finished. A sexy drink - @spywareonya has filled a glass for us! Who wants a taste?

Very nice work! I really love the first one, the idea of someone (e.g. spy or you) filling up to take a huge pee is just super hot! 🔥🔥 However, I think the second one is not so realistic, as @spywareonya would have peed into the glass from three meters distance (at least), so I guess everything would be wet and the glass standing inside a huge puddle of pee! 🙂

That has given me an idea, thank you.

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Well, funny you should say that, but I had been turning ideas over in my head. I haven't had a lot of time for writing lately and my imagination seems to be a bit lacking at the moment, but I do thing these ladies deserve further exposure (in all senses of the word). Maybe it is time I put the writers block to bed and had another go. I'll have to re-read the series to get back into it again, but I'm sure that won't be too much of a hardship. There are some other characters as well that I would like to revisit - the girls who had the cruise holiday for example. I went on a cruise earlier

Glad to see that some of you lovely ladies are receptive to this idea. I have had actual experiences with at least one of my g.f.'s, who requested my help. A true account is posted in "Melissa" Part 2. Reunion: The Second Time Around," on 7/19/2019. Here is an excerpt from that account: "I was trying to remember how she did it outdoors, as she got ready to show me, using the toilet. I thought that she might adopt a very modest pose, as she does, when sitting or squatting over toilets. I wondered how she could show me an outdoor pose, on the toilet. I was now sure that I had never seen her

@steve25805 @Peefreak99 @speedy3471 @nopjans @Alfresco @Sweets @Alfresco @will64 @Brutus @HitEmAll @hyde07 @Paulypeeps @wetguy321 @PissingBlonde CHAPTER SEVEN Always check if you missed the previous one!!! Ps. This chapter will introduce the Oracle, whose features means a lot to me. A LOT. Such features won't be explained, but I invite you all to have fun with me! The room was filled with light. A huge rich pool of tortuous shape was sorrounded by plantpots with flowers and a lot of

Nothing unusual, heard another excellent piss today and thought I'd share. The office today was next to empty. Being the day after Christmas, only the low ranked employees as skeleton crew. So myself and three other coworkers went to a local place for lunch and brought the food back to work. We sat in the department board meeting room and enjoyed talking for almost two hours, being that no one was there to tell us to get back to work. One of the girls there who I'll call Lynn is a hot introverted, 23 year-old blonde with a cute angelic face, wears dark eye shadow, about 5 foot 4 a

Despite my many deviant fantasies it turns out I was seriously deluding myself when I thought I had time for writing fiction, so will stick to real experiences for now. This is a bit rough as I just banged it out from memory but you get the general idea. It won't be to everyone's taste so proceed at your own risk... __________________________________________ When I was 18 I found myself at a large house in the country for a boring function. There

House calls are a thing of the past hey? My dad said he hurt like hell when he had shingles, but he didn't have chicken pox when he was a kid

Jiggly!

Well, then, just for the sake of scholarly study, here is a view of that one long labial lip showing loud and proud.

I had chicken pox as a kid. I think kids are vaccinated against it today, but back then it was considered normal. It was even considered desirable to catch it as a kid cos then you'd be immune to it again for life and also immune to the adult variant called Shingles, which amongst other things was known to be a cause of impotence.

This made me did so hard!!! Wish I could have cleaned your mess up for you. Thank you for sharing that.

I know it's been over a year @Alfresco, but I was reading this hot series again and wondering if you had any plans to bring these ladies back?

@spywareonya seating on the edge my seat waiting for the next chapter.

I would love to piss up your alley lol

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I find that people want to suck and pull on my lips, but I prefer it when someone just kind of holds them in his/her mouth.

I guess I was lucky. Born and raised in the southwest peninsular of England with many dozens of good beaches all within an hours drive. I spent many a happy childhood day on the beach jumping over the waves and sometimes being bowled over by them. I love waves.

I get out of the water and use the regular restrooms, where I pee on the floor.

I recently went to a Scandinavian spa with my friend DivaQC that hasn't been on in a while. She is really busy with her work. So we had some peeing going in the spa tub while other clients were sitting all around. after the hot and cold dipping a few times, we went to the relaxing area and sat down in a swing with cushions which it was damp from someone else sitting there. Well miss DivaQC decided to let go on one of them and then we went back to the tub before other clients were in the pool. Then once done, we hit the showers, I grabbed a towel from the side and removed my bath robe, placing

I mentioned this before about purchasing a cheap minivan and cleaning up the interior for women to urinate in, but I don’t have a bunch of ladies to do so. Those that would live out of state so it wouldn’t be worth the time and money. I came across the little blue car pictured below for $600 and imagined it as a mobile porta potty. It’s blue like porta potty’s. I image removing the front passenger seat and ladies entering through the passenger door with easy access to the backseat, lift skirt or dress, pull down jeans or pants and hold crotch, then piss off the edge of the seat onto the c

I love sharing my naughty fantasies but as u can tell from most of my posts I have awful spelling and grammar. I have 2 different learning disability that make writing hard for me. When I was 6 months old I got chicken pox. I had them so bad I even had them in my ears and I have scar tissue on my ear drums that make it hard from me to hear words like a normal person. All the vowels Sound the same to me. And I am tab bit ADD. My mind moves a million times a minute and my fingers don’t so I have a tendency to leave out small words. Most people can understand what I’m say. I know I drive th

Ok,i know its just a fun thing,but,yes,i would take a sip in theory from the Spyware cup.

Please do continue with the fascinating thing.

Curiosity is getting to me, I will have a taste😜

first pee video of 2020 https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/ME-peeing-in-the-toilet-26

Yes, I thought big and bouncy as soon as I saw it even before I noticed your word "jiggly".

A very sensuous story and most enjoyable read. Thanks @Dr.P

Nice one. I was doing a lot of this last summer when I had more time. It’s very liberating to show pics of your cock I think!

Thanks my friend! I do find it very enjoyable(:

This is the size of the Earth compared to the Sun... Yet this is the size of the Sun compared to the largest known star... The differences in scale are mind-bogglingly vast.

Tis about time I posted a few pics. Here are 8 different aspects of the beauty of nature....

@steve25805 @Peefreak99 @speedy3471 @nopjans @Alfresco @Sweets @Alfresco @will64 @Brutus @HitEmAll @hyde07 @Paulypeeps @wetguy321 @PissingBlonde Chapter SIX (six six)!!! “Why don’t you stay with us? I’ll fuck you everytime you want! I’ll please you in everything imaginable”. The boy was pleading, and she couldn’t help hugging him in love. “I need your

Mmm, let me have a drink! https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Another-gym-pee-516

Thanks everyone - I wish I had joined in but at the time was in sort of a state of delighted shock... couldn't believe my luck! But it holds a special place in my wank bank and I've cum countless times to multiple variations since then. I love @steve25805 's idea of a Bonnie and Clyde style 'pee spree' - sounds right up my alley 😃

Hey there. Got an old story to share from my rebellious days. I used to be in an all girl biker gang and they used to play in doubles pool tournaments around the bars in the area. Anyway, one night me and my billiards partner had just finished a game against a long time rival pair. We ran the table and it was over in just under ten minutes, so we were stuck waiting for the next game to conclude. Of course it was ladies night, so the place was packed and the line for the bathroom was bullshit. One of the girls for the other team was already squirming, but she was too much of lady to just go out

I like using the desk top but it is my husbands. I do type much better with a key board. I can type 55 words a minute using it and I do have less typos. And those programs don’t change your text like the iPhone. But I’m stuck with the phone or iPad. Thanks for your advice. Hammerheadpoilet suggested I hid my notepad too. Other people have access to my phone sometimes and I don’t what the wrong person reading my stories. They will be just for here with people who understand and no judgement 😘

Dear Wet Carpet Magazine, First let me start by saying I am absolutely appalled by your behavior here. The act of urination is a bothersome necessity at best and not something you should actively enjoy. However, I was able to find some information I needed, so I will give you an explanation. I am someone that believes in staying hydrated, there are so many times that I can use to prove that it is a true health benefit and everyone should do it. Unfortunately this mean I also have to expel that hydration regularly, about every twenty minutes for around a minute on the toilet alone. Co

This brings back memories. As a teen I used to watch girls my own age peeing at the beach. I still remember the shock of excitement on the first occasion I saw a girl squatting in shallow water and suddenly realised, without a shadow of a doubt, that she was peeing in her costume right in front of me. I got quite good at guessing when they needed to go and watching them empty themselves in public. Most would make sure their crotch was underwater while they pissed, so it was only their posture that told me they were having a wee. A few were quite happy to let go with a bit of a visibl

I used to be part of a private club, with swimming pool and sauna. You can serenely understand that, since piss can be mistook for water, and many persons were going around in the Whole club, there was water all around, and this gave me the chance to actually piss literally WHEREVER I wanted… Usually anyway, to be precise, I didn't pee "just while swimming": I stopped near the edge, pretending to be relaxing, then actually put my bikini to one side and piss there, slowly and relaxing. The feeling of pissing in the water with your bare pussy exposed to it, is magnificent, like water exert a sli

Damn just stumbled on this thread I have been missing out lol I do more cooking then the average human. This is a hamburger steak, roasted potatoes, country gravy and green beans.

You should pee underneath the tables and drawers and move them back into place

A few days ago, my wife and I shared a shower. At one point, water was running down my body and off the end of my penis and it looked like I was peeing. "Really!?" my wife asked and pointed at the flow. I said that it was only water and that in anycase I had seen her pee in the shower many times before and she knew that I peed in the shower. The conversation then went: Wife: "Yeah, but not when I'm sharing it" Me: "Well you know I wouldn't mind if you did" Wife: "No, you'd like that wouldn't you" Me: "Yes, of course I would" Wife: "But it only runs down my legs

Here is another tasty snack I made. It's a tortilla wrap coated in canola oil, you an use olive oil but iam supporting Canadian farmers by using canola oil hahahah. Season with garlic powder, thyme, oregano and top with a jalapeno pepper and cheese. Bake at 400F for 8 minutes